incorrect quotes • days union

By sectornocturne

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1•great doesn't know what a breakfast burrito is
2•is soup a drink?
3•crunchy conditioner
4•too young for discord
5•microwaved cereal
6•what the fuck
7•onions
8•scary and his tin foil
9•is lava wet?
10•a bitch living lavish
11•all odd numbers have an e in them
12•great doesn't know what a quesadilla is
13•macabre tries teaching kids
14•scarys wife
15•rain
16•emotionless sells his bath water
17•wifi password
18•placid's wish
19•communist detected
20•placid annoys practical
21•rejected 27 times
22•these are called chips?
23•unpredictable goes flying
25•is that seat taken?
26•evil
27•psychic
28•let them be lesbians
29•brutus's parents
30•funeral
31•dead parents
32•babysitting
33•stand up comedy
34•push up pop
35•historians when
36•babies
37•truth or dare
38• keyboard
what if
fuck
what
39•vine
40•fly high kasimir 🕊
41•candy crush
42•poor
43•mcdonalds
44•screw you guys (affectionate)
45•omg she did it guys !!
46•i dont fucking know anymore just get your food
47•daycare
48•banger post guys!!
49•du doctors have a meeting (not really)
50•bedtime
51•water
52•sunflowers
53•joyous and ethereal content foams at mouth
54•the red head is going to hell the fastest
55•dates
56•don't even know what to title this lmao
57•average kasimir and zemin argument
58•money
59•depressed
60•how far is a lightyear?
61•satire
62•birthday
63•men supporting men 🤩
64•sunrise president moment
why im leaving wattpad/du
65•bro went in for the kill
66•i've fucking had it with you
67•todays the day.
68•weez
69•coping

24•great steals horrid's kidney

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By sectornocturne

Horrid:You removed my WHAT?

Great:I removed your right kidney while you were sleeping last night

Horrid:No. No! NO!

Great:Why are you shaking and crying all over my hardwood floors? That isn't very polite

Great:Besides, I helped you, you didn't need it

Great:I should let you know that you're actually doing a good thing, and what is that thing-

Horrid:You stole my KIDNEY!

Great:Shut up, Horrid

Great:What is that thing you may ask?

Great:Well, lets just say that you gave Scary dinner tonight

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