TW: Mild violence
Mya POV:
It was a Sunday evening and I was waddling along in the high street searching for some lovely food scraps. When an ugly small human like creature ran at me screaming. Oh how hard it is to be a pigeon.
I ran down the road and then someone threw bread at me I ate it of course. Then my bestie Freya's ugly ass jumped in front of me and ATE IT.
OH HOW I HATE THAT MUSHY BRAINED SLOSHY WASHY GREY PIGGLET STUFFY ASSED BREAD STEALING WHORE.
I flapped my wings at her and stabbed my beak directly into her foot. She dropped the bread obviously. Then I ate it.
That's when I saw him.
Freya's ex paul.
oh how hot he is.
OH NO. He caught me staring. Then he did what I would never expect. He winked at me.
My small pigeon heart started to beat so fast that I just couldn't help but fall in love with him.
Oh how Freya would be mad. She was always jealous about how my bright blue orbs attracted everyone.
I looked behind me to see Freya glaring at me. She lunged at my trying to peck my eyes out. I was expecting the worst but I felt nothing....