Staff Chat

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Izuku: ohmygod Dig: he's doing it again Izuku: ERASERHEAD??? Aizawa: Nedzu, who's this? Rat God: a human chil... More

Wrong Number
Miss Midnight
Target Practice
The Muska- bitchez
Names and Visitation
Meet n greet
Entrance Exam?
Entrance Exam!
You havent told him??
Staff Meeting
Ahahahhahaah TRAINING?
School???
Battle Training
Assmight
break- ins and the like
Chat1GAy
Misty Fuck
Not Dead Yet
Interviews and Whatnot
Interviews and Whatnot pt.2
He's aLIIIVEEE
He's bACKKKK
Suck it, Aldera
Wowowow Sportz Festival?
Wowowow Sportz Festival pt.2??
Wowowow Sportz Festival pt.3???
Fic Reccomendations
Wowowow Sportz Festival pt. 4????
The Aftermath
I'm sorry, who?
Internships?
The Issue with Internships
Gods Save Our Souls (but mostly mine)
Get it I Guess
Got Him I Guess
Got Him I Guess pt. 2
Loose Ends
Endeavwhore
Back to School
I Smell Finals and Trauma
Bakubitch
idk man
Castration and Descision Making
Exams Pt. 1
Exams Pt. 2
Sup babes
A chapter
Another won
No promises were made

The Nuances of Public Appeal

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Chat 1GAy

AcidQween- Mina Ashido
PikaPika- Denki
Tape- Sero
ManlyMan- Kirishima
Splody'Boi- Katsuki Bakugo
Froppy- Tsuyu
Sweetheart- Uraraka
CantSeeMe- Tooru
BadassPrinter- Yaomomo
Musicq- Jiro
Armsss- Mezo Shoji
GimmeSugar- Sato
TailKarate- Ojiro
Sparklesz- Yuga Ayoma
AnimalWhisperer- Koji Koda
IcyHot- Shoto Todoroki
Mido- Izuku
MrRobot- Tenya Iida
LordofDarkness- Fumikage Tokoyami

PikaPika: when u almost die but still have to train for the sports festival
PikaPika: #rip

Tape: when u almost die bc the school's security sucks but they're making you perform for the nation like a show monkey so that the world thinks the security doesn't suck
Tape: #rip

MrRobot: Classmates!
MrRobot: this is inappropriate!
MrRobot: you should not be so openly critical of such a prestigious academy

Splody'Boi is online

Splody'Boi: can it four eyes
Splody'Boi: and I'm gonna crush you all in the sports festival

Splody'Boi is offline
Musicq is online

Music: he turned off caps lock????

LordofDarkness: I could almost taste the sweet release of death
LordofDarkness: our school's flippant attitude toward our safety is haunting

AcidQween: PHAT mood

BadassPrinter: I agree, I am worried about how casually student safety is being treated by the faculty
BadassPrinter: I understand the importance of maintaining a strong facade but not when it is at the expense of our lives

AcidQween: Oo pop off

CantSeeMe: lmao when u still wake up with night terrors about watching your friends be murdered by villains but the principal is worried about ApPeAraNcE

PikaPika: ikr

Tape: ^

Froppy is online
Sweetheart is online
ManlyMan is online
GimmeSugar is online

Froppy: ^

Sweetheart: ^

ManlyMan: ^

GimmeSugar: ^

LordofDarkness: you have gotten sleep?

AcidQween: and I oop-

PikaPika: INSOMNIA GANG GANG

Mido is online

Mido: guys if ur having difficulty coping, Hound Dog is a great counselor!

Splody'Boi is online

Splody'Boi: NAD HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT DEKU????????

Musicq: aaaaand he's back

Mido: I have weekly sessions with Hound Dog!
Mido: they're actually bi- weekly now bc of the USJ incident

BadassPrinter: that's a good idea, Midoriya. I'll speak with Aizawa- sensei about arranging a class meeting with Hound Dog

ManlyMan: That's so manly????

MrRobot: I'll assist!

Froppy: that makes sense, kero

CantSeeMe: toko needs that desperately lol

PikaPika: did you just ribbit over text?

Sweetheart: I heard therapy is kinda expensive though..

LordofDarkness: no amount of therapy can quench my inner darkness

Mido: don't worry, Ochako! Hound Dog's sessions r supported by the school
Mido: he helps a number of students already!

Tape: say what you will, Hagakure, but Bakubro is the one that needs therapy

Splody'Boi: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY YOH DAMN EXTRA

Musicq: lmao he does

PikaPika: I second

Splody'Boi: COME SAY THAT TO MY FACE
Splody'Boi: ILL BLAST YOU ALL TO BITS

Mido: lay off Katsuki, guys
Mido: we kinda all need therapy lol

AcidQween: PHAT mood

LordofDarkness: Dark Shadow needs therapy

CantSeeMe: SKSHSJSKJS

Mido: u too, toko
Mido: but it's okay guys
Mido: therapy isn't a big deal
Mido: it's actually rlly healthy

MrRobot: Midoriya!
MrRobot: Didn't you add Aizawa- sensei to this chat?

Mido: ye

MrRobot: @Dadzawa
MrRobot: Aizawa- sensei! We were wondering if you could schedule us a class therapy session with Hound Dog?

Dadzawa is online

Dadzawa: yeah, sure

Dadzawa is offline

MrRobot: he said yes!

AcidQween: we saw, babe
AcidQween: all in favor of timing how fast Denki can chug a chocolate milk in the cafeteria with me?

Tape: I

CantSeeMe: I

ManlyMan: I

Sweetheart: I

Froppy: I

Mido: I

PikaPika: I lol

AcidQween: noice

Staff Chat

RockSolid- Cementoss
MamaMidnight- Midnight
BigSpeaker- PresentMic
Dadzawa- Eraserhead
Rat God- Nedzu
NomNom- Lunch Rush
King- Vlad King
DoneTM- Powerloader
Nohands- Ectoplasm
IDontMiss- Snipe
REST!- Recovery Girl
Resident Therapist- Hound Dog
GenderlessVoid- Thirteen
ProblemChild- Izuku
AssMight- All Might

Dadzawa: Hound Dog, my kids want a class session with you
Dadzawa: something about "emotional trauma"

Resident Therapist is online

Resident Therapist: I was actually going to bring this up with Nedzu given the chance
Resident Therapist: whatever time you have available I'll make work

Rat God: if you feel it is best I won't object
Rat God: however, as heroes in training they will face events like this far more frequently and far more severe in their official careers
Rat God: wouldn't it be best they learn how to cope themselves?

REST! is online

REST!: their brains and bodies are still developing and they've been through an awful experience
REST!: just try and neglect their emotional care
REST!: I dare you

Resident Therapist: Chiyo, while I agree, Nedzu isn't trying to be neglectful
Resident Therapist: he's just had... different life experiences than us
Resident Therapist: and he therefore expects different things

DoneTM is online

DoneTM: lol u mean being experimented on and tortured by humans
DoneTM: cuz like Nedzu I don't blame u

Rat God: excuse me for a moment

Rat God is offline

DoneTM: should I be afraid??

Dadzawa is offline

Dadzawa: no but I should
Dadzawa: he's ab to invade My Space

DoneTM: you used unnecessary capitalization and for what??

Dadzawa: cuz My Space is a proper noun, asshole

MamaMidnight is online
BigSpeaker is online
IDontMiss is online
GenderlessVoid is online
King is online

MamaMidnight: GASP

BigSpeaker: language, shou! :)

IDontMiss: is that a foul word I smell??

MamaMidnight: LANGUAGE

GenderlessVoid: language!

King: language

Dadzawa: Japanese

Dadzawa is offline

King: hypocrite

ProblemChild is online

ProblemChild: hello everyone!
ProblemChild: I just wanted to say I agree with Hound Dog
ProblemChild: Nedzu- san has been through a lot at the hands of humans so it's fully understandable that his emotional expectations and capacity would be different than others
ProblemChild: he's doing his best so please don't be too hard on him!

MamaMidnight: that's it I'm crying
MamaMidnight: how did I raise such a wonderful son??

DoneTM: u didn't

IDontMiss: yah lol
IDontMiss: "Inko" did

MamaMidnight is offline

DoneTM: ?

BigSpeaker: she's still bitter ab the whole rejection thing, yo!

ProblemChild: oh that reminds me!
ProblemChild: Midnight, my mom wanted me to invite you over for dinner
ProblemChild: says she wants to formally thank you for all your help while I was in the hospital

MamaMidnight is online

GenderlessVoid: LMFAO
GenderlessVoid: G A Y

DoneTM: SHSJSJKSKS

MamaMidnight: that sounds wonderful, Izukkun
MamaMidnight: I'll be there!
MamaMidnight: as for the rest of you
MamaMidnight: watch yourselves

IDontMiss: that felt slightly more ominous than it should've

MamaMidnight:

DoneTM: oh shi-

A/N: once again, art credit to Nick Norman on redbubble!

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