this is future author speaking: please don't read this book it is so bad... i basically wrote this while i was high (not really, i'm underage). read it if you must but idk what i was doing or what possessed me to think this was good...
NO ONE HERE IS STRAIGHT! SO DEAL WITH IT, HOMOPHOBES! ALSO THERE'S AN ENBY CHARACTER SO FUCKING RESPECT THEM
anyways hi since i didn't say hi and instead just yelled at y'all
also i am wayyyyyyyyyyyy too lazy to write their personalities so you're just gonna have to find out yourself by reading
also, don't question me making another zodiac book while i'm already writing another zodiac book and 2 original books because i have no idea tbh i'm just bored af
Aries:
"I'M NOT A SIMP!" *lies on his bed with a bunch of Zendaya and Tom Holland pictures scattered on it*
(i'm aroace but i mean you can't blame the guy...)
gender: boy
pronouns: he/him
sexuality: bisexual
nicknames: Ari, Simp, Ram, Ramhead
bffs: Gemini and Sagittarius
❥ loves reading horror but hates watching horror stuff
❥ he pretends he's so tough but in reality he's a sensitive, simpy, scared-of-any-insect-especially-spiders smol bean
❥ hates Scorpio because Scorpio hates him and he doesn't know why he hates him so much
Taurus:
"I believe in peace and unity- LEO GIMME MY FUCKING FOOD BACK OR YOU WON'T BE ALIVE TO SEE ANOTHER PIECE OF FOOD AGAIN!"
gender: boy
pronouns: he/him
sexuality: queer
nicknames: Taur, Tauri, Torn
bff: Capricorn
❥ eats a lot of food but somehow never gains weight
❥ stubborn af
❥ super sarcastic
Gemini:
"Ooh you're a cutie." *winks at someone and then gets smacked in the arm by Minnie* "OKAY FINE I'LL STOP!" *doesn't stop*
gender: nonbinary
pronouns: they/them
sexuality: omnisexual
nicknames: Gem, Gemi
bffs: Aries and Sagittarius
❥ social butterfly
❥ gets major separation anxiety when they're away from Minnie for too long
❥ very gentle
Minnie:
"I'M NOT A DAMN PSYCHOPATH, SCORPIO!"
gender: girl
pronouns: she/her
sexuality: I guess you could say questioning... or you could say stressing herself out about it
nicknames: Minty, Mint Chocolate Chip, Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream, Minnie Mouse, Minute
bff: Scorpio (or "Scorpi" as she likes to call him)
❥ she sticks her feet out when she's sleeping... Scorpio doesn't like it very much... (this is 100% based on a true story)
❥ hates coffee... literally everyone thinks she's insane because of this
❥ loves adding the "ee" sound at the end of everyone's names so the nicknames that have an "ee" sound at the end are because of Minnie
Cancer:
"I'm not sensitive!" *grabs a box of tissues and wipes her tears after watching Finding Nemo*
gender: girl
pronouns: she/her
sexuality: bisexual
nicknames: Cancy, Cancan, Cance, Can, Crab, Crabby, Crabby Patty, Candy
bff: Leo
❥ super sensitive
❥ a simp for fictional characters
❥ don't mess with her she might be sensitive but will do anything for her friends
Leo:
"Sag, no girls will want you. They will, however, want moi."
gender: girl
pronouns: she/her
sexuality: lesbian
nicknames: Lee, Leelee, Le-yo wassup, Lioness (you shouldn't be surprised that this is the nickname she gave herself)
bff: Cancer
❥ has a naturally flirty personality
❥ super insecure but acts super confident
❥ loves cosplaying and acting
Virgo:
"FOR FUCK'S SAKE LIBRA'S NOT MY HUSBAND!"
gender: boy
pronouns: he/him
sexuality: gay
nicknames: Virgin/Virgin Boy (mostly to piss him off), Vee, Mom (yes they are aware Virgo's a boy), Maiden
bff: Libra
❥ (barely) lives off coffee
❥ anger him and you're dead-
❥ genuinely thinks everyone shipping him and his "best friend" Libra are idiots, and Libra flirting with him is a joke
Libra:
"Stop arguing, stop yelling, and most of all, stop swearing." Pause. "OH MY FUCKING GOD I TOLD YOU BITCHES TO SHUT THE FUCK UP DID YOU NOT FUCKING HEAR ME?"
gender: boy
pronouns: he/him
sexuality: pansexual
nicknames: Libs, Libi, Dad
bff: Virgo
❥ a big flirt (especially to Virgo because why not?)
❥ loves his corny dad jokes
❥ lowkey loves their friends shipping him and Virgo
Scorpio:
"Fuck Aries, and Minnie stop being a fucking psychopath."
someone: you're fucking aries?
"WAIT NO-"
gender: boy
pronouns: he/him
sexuality: gay (questioning ace-spec)
nicknames: Scorps, Scorp, Scorpi, Scorpion
bff: Minnie
❥ hates Aries with all his life
❥ has a soft side, only Minnie's aware of it (not emo, don't worry. you'll know it if he likes you)
❥ only reason he's alive is coffee
Sagittarius:
"Who's up for another prank?" *gets wacked in the head by Virgo*
gender: boy
pronouns: he/him
sexuality: pansexual
nicknames: Sag, Sagi, Sagit-hair-ius (don't ask)
bffs: Gemini and Aries
❥ loves painting
❥ always energetic and doesn't drink coffee or get more than 1 hour of sleep how the hell does he function?
❥ very flirty and confident over text but awkward af irl
Capricorn:
"I'm smarter than y'all combined. And that's really saying something because I'm really fucking dumb."
gender: girl
pronouns: she/her
sexuality: bisexual
nicknames: Cap, Capri, Capri-Sun, Cappy, Capidy Cap Cap, NO CAP
bff: Taurus
❥ super smart academically
❥ still crazy af
❥ is the most blunt and straightforward one, but can lie really well
Aquarius:
"OH MY GOD I SHIP! PISCES, ARE YOU WRITING THIS DOWN?"
gender: girl
pronouns: she/her
sexuality: queer
nicknames: Aqua, Quari, Aquarium
bff: Pisces
❥ loves aquariums (unironically)
❥ loves shipping people and writing fanfics about it with Pisces
❥ loves art
Pisces:
"I'm such an angel! Totally! 100%!"
gender: girl
pronouns: she/her
sexuality: omnisexual
nicknames: Pisce, Pisci, Pi
bff: Aquarius
❥ she might be cute, but don't mess with her when she's angry
❥ acts innocent but she's got a really dirty mind
❥ loves shipping people and writing fanfics about it with Aquarius
request ships here i have no fucking idea who i should keep with who except 2 ships (you can probably guess who) so ship away —>