THATS MY PHOTO UP THERE AHHHHH
Idk why but I'm happy it kinda looks like an aesthetic
This chapter is a filler....... like all the other chapters but don't worry there's gonna be tea and I mean ittttt
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"FUCKING FINALLY IM DONE" I scream and throw my paint brush at the wall
I have been painting for the last 3 hours and my arm aches along with my back
Whatever it's worth it tho
"IMMMMM HOOOMMMEEEEE" I hear Kc's voice making me spring off my chair and run to the front door
"KC LEO" I scream running up to them with wide arms
I jump on them making us fall and laugh
"Ohh myyy god you guys don't know how much Ive missed you" I smother kisses all over Kc's face "I have been bored outta my mind and and ahhhh I just miss you guys" I then smother Leo's face with kisses
He blushes "we've missed you too mi amor"
"Oh my god I'm pretty sure I'm like the only one out of two of us that missed you most" Kc says smiling and I chuckle and get up from the floor
"So where's Emilio" Leo says
"Idk he said he was going out so I didn't pay any attention"
"But you at least could've followed him or something" he says and I smirk
"Don't worry I implanted a tracker into him when he fell asleep 3 days ago"
"Ayyyy that's my girl" Kc says and I laugh "now go make us food peasant"
"Yes your majesty" I bow and go the kitchen to make my famous Italian fettuccine
When the water starts to boil I hear Yonce/Partition by Beyoncé being played
Kc comes into the kitchen and starts throwing it back slowly
( Alexandra is in italic and Kc is underlined and then when they are singing together it's both)
"See me up in the club with fifty-eleven girls
Posted in the back, diamond fangs in my grill
Brooklyn brim with my eyes sittin' low
Every boy in here with me got that smoke
And every girl in here gotta look me up and down
All on Instagram, cake by the pound
Circulate the image every time I come around
G's up, tell me how I'm looking, babe" she sticks out her tongue and grabs some ingredients for me to make my sauce
"Boy, this all for you, just walk my way
Just tell me how it's looking, babe
Just tell me how it's looking, babe
(How it's looking babe)
I do this all for you, baby, just take aim
And tell me how it's looking, babe
(How it's looking babe)
And tell me how I looking, babe (looking, babe)"
"Drop the bass, man, the bass get lower
Radio say, "Speed it up," I just go slower
High like treble, pumping on the mids
The man ain't ever seen a booty like this
And why do you think you keep my name rollin' off the tongue?
Cause when you wanna smash, I just write another one
I sneezed on the beat and the beat got sicker
Yoncé all on his mouth like liquor
Yoncé all on his mouth like liquor
Yoncé all on his mouth like liquor
Yoncé all on his mouth like liquor
Like like liquor like like like liquor
Yoncé all on his mouth like liquor
Yoncé all on his mouth like liquor
Yoncé all on his mouth like liquor
Like like liquor, like like like liquor"
"Oooo bitch get ready" "I was born ready"
"Driver, roll up the partition, please
Driver, roll up the partition, please
I don't need you seeing Yoncé on her knees
Took 45 minutes to get all dressed up
We ain't even gonna make it to this club
Now my mascara runnin', red lipstick smudged
Oh he so horny, yeah he want to fuck
He popped all my buttons and he ripped my blouse
He Monica-Lewinsky'd all on my gown"
"Whoa there daddy, daddy didn't bring the towel
Oh, baby, baby we better slow it down
Took 45 minutes to get all dressed up
And we ain't even gonna make it to this club"
"Take all of me
I just wanna be the girl you like (girl you like)
The kinda girl you like (girl you like)
Take all of me
I just wanna be the girl you like, girl you like
The kinda girl you like is right here with me
Right here with me
Right here with me
Right here with me"
"Driver, roll up the partition fast
Driver, roll up the partition fast
Over there I swear I saw them cameras flash
Handprints and footprints on my glass
Handprints and good grips all on my ass
Private show with the music blastin'
He like to call me Peaches when we get this nasty
Red wine drip, we'll talk that trash
Chauffeur eavesdropping trying not to crash"
"Oh, there daddy, daddy now you ripped my fur
Oh, baby, baby be sweatin' out my hair
Took 45 minutes to get all dressed up
And we ain't even gonna make it to this club"
"Take all of me
I just wanna be the girl you like (girl you like)
The kinda girl you like (girl you like)
Take all of me
I just wanna be the girl you like, girl you like
The kinda girl you like is right here with me
Right here with me
Right here with me
Right here with me"
"Hello"
"Est-ce que tu aimes le sexe?
Le sexe. Je veux dire, l'activité physique.
Le coït. Tu aimes ça?
Tu ne t'intéresses pas au sexe?
Les hommes pensent que les féministes détestent le sexe,
Mais c'est une activité très stimulante et naturelle que les femmes adorent."
("Do you like sex?
Sex. I mean, the physical activity.
Coitus. Do you like it?
You're not interested in sex?
Men think that feminists hate sex,
But it's a very stimulating and natural activity that women love)
"Take all of me
I just wanna be the girl you like (girl you like)
The kinda girl you like (girl you like)
Take all of me"
"I just wanna be the girl you like, girl you like
The kinda girl you like is right here with me
Right here with me
Right here with me
Right here with me"
"Hello"
"YAAASSSSSSS" we scream and jump
Sigh I love these moments it makes me feel glad to have Kc and Leo in my life
Leo comes in and grabs himself a juice box which I snatch
"Hey wtf was that for"
"First of all I'm cooking and if you drink justice before eating my fettuccine then how will you be able to savor all of the spices I put into it" I said adding my sauce in the fett (fettuccine) and making weird hand motions
"Fine fine whatever"
I grab my sandal and throw it at his head
"Wtf dude"
"You don't say 'fInE fInE wHaTeVeR' you say yes ma'am'" I glare playfully and he sticks out his tongue
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GUYSSSS I GOOTTTTT NEWWWSSSSS" I scream while looking at my phone
"Stop screaming Jesus lady wtf is wrong with you" Leo says
"Dobře, omlouvám se, že jsem právě dostal text od Carlose, že mám misi a zabiju ruského dona. A kde to budu dělat na maškarním plese tady v Itálii a ahh jsem tak nadšený a - ach ne, můj bože, teď musím nosit šaty, abych přitahoval svině" I say (Ok ok sorry it's just that I got a text from Carlos saying I have a mission and I'll be killing the Russian don. And where will I be doing that in a masquerade ball here in Italy and ahh I'm so excited and- oh no oh my god now I have to wear a dress to attract the motherfucker)
"When is it" Kc asks
"In three weeks" I say pouring the pasta unto three plates and sliding two of them over to Kc and Leo
We eat and converse at the same time and I ask them how their missions went and we go into weird conversations and stuff
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AHHHHHHHH THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR 7K IM SO HAPPY AHHHHHHHHDGBDKSNXIWNSIDNWONDHD I LOVE YOU GUYS
I also appreciate you guys for wanting to read this book. Either way I would've posted this chapter earlier but I was having stomach pains cause of my high cholesterol and shit
Byyeeee
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