Five/Aidan-Interviews(Pt.3)
I searched Nigel Hargreeves moments on youtube cause I forgot that they didn't exist for a moment...Kill me now please.
—Reader's interviewing Nigel and the twins—
Y/n:Look at this cutie—this is my baby now *pinches Five's cheeks while he playfully rolls his eyes*
Nigel/Twins:But we're your baby! *pouts*
Y/n:Well are you gonna sit down and let the gorgeous singles *laughs* interview you?
Charlotte:Where?
Nigel:What do you mean where?
Penelope:Where are the gorgeous singles?,all I see are singles
Author/Readers:✋👁👄👁
Y/n:Okay...lets just start the interview please
For Nigel—"Can you give me tips on how to be an angel?"
Nigel:But you're already one???
Diego:Smooth
For the three—"who are your favorite uncle/aunt?"
Nigel:Mine's uncle Ben or Diego
Penelope:Mine is uncle Ben
Charlotte:Mine is uncle Klaus
Penelope:He's your favorite because he lets you bully him
Charlotte:I'll give you my candies
Penelope:*shuts up*
For the three—"What's it like having two fine parents?"
Nigel:Amazing!—they're both beautiful and we are too *smiles with his dimples*
Twins:Mommy's really gorgeous *nods*
For the three—"Diego or Klaus?"
Nigel/Twins:UNCLE KLAUS
Diego in the corner:Come on!—I give you guys extra candies!
Y/n:You did what?
Nigel:Uncle Klaus gave us a cake—
Twins:AND ICE CREAM!
Y/n:Klaus is this why they're so fucking giddy last night!?
Author:Lets go back to the questions before Y/n can kill either of them.
For Nigel—"What question do you want to be answered in life?"
Nigel:Uhhh...*fiddles with fingers*...How do you make babies?—
Everyone:NEXT QUESTION PLEASE—
For Nigel—"Charlotte or Penelope?"
Nigel:I love them both,they're my baby sisters
Twins:We love you too Ni ni!*hugs*
For the three—"Mom or Dad?"
Nigel/Twins:Mommy!
Y/n:I taught them well *wipes fake tears*
Five:Hey!
Nigel/Twins:Love you too dad!
For Nigel—"How many girlfriends do you have and how do I get one?"
Nigel:I have none because they said I cant have more than one and I dont want to be unfair so I broke up with all of them—but daddy have two tho—
Y/n:What? *glares*...*plays with knives*
Five:No I don't—
Nigel:Uncle Klaus told us about Delores?
Y/n:Oh I burned that bitvh its fine—she's an ex and I'm not a girlfriend—I'm the wife
Nigel:Oh—okay.Well I can be your boyfriend if you can't find one ms.questioner
For Nigel—"Why are you so adorable?"
Nigel:Thank you *smiles with dimples*
Twins:We're adorable too
Y/n:Of course you two are *kisses cheeks*
For the three—"What's your favorite toys?"
Charlotte:I like the guns daddy and mommy got me
Penelope:I like my blocks and legos,I put them under uncle Luther's feet one time he almost tear up—I'll put more next time
Nigel:I love the teddy bear uncle Ben got me
For the three—"What's your favorite color?"
Charlotte:I love the color of mommy and daddy's eyes
Penelope:Yeah me too
Nigel:Me three! *shows three fingers*
For the twins—"Elsa or Anna?"
Charlotte:Elsa,I want to be her in halloween
Penelope:Anna
For the twins—"Frozen or Moana?"
The twins:We both love them
For the three—"Luther or Diego?"
Nigel/Twins:Uncle Diego
Luther:Ouch
Nigel/Penelope:Sorry!
Charlotte:I'm not sorry
For the three—"Klaus or Ben?"
Nigel:Uncle Ben
Twins:Uncle Klaus
Klaus:Aha!I'm the favorite!
Ben:Yeah?,who do they ask for everytime they're about to go to sleep?
Klaus:Ouch Benny,you dont have to point that out
For the three—"Five or Klaus?"
Nigel/Twins:DADDY!
Five:*turns around to wipe a tear away*... next question please
For the twins—"Who's your favorite princess?"
Penelope:We love rapunzel so much
Charlotte:Yeah we do,because she reminds us of mommy
Y/n:*wipes happy tears*
Nigel:Yeah but Elsa also reminds us of mommy cause they're both strong and all
Twins:Facts
Y/n:*sobs* my babies
For the three—"Favorite movies?"
Nigel/Twins:HARRY POTTER
Y/n:*claps*
For the twins—-"What's your favorite snack?"
Charlotte:If we tell you would you get us?
Penelope:We like ice cream,cake,pancake uhhh...
Charlotte:Waffles...Pretzels...uhhhh...strictly chocolate flavors tho and—
Y/n:I think they got the point hun why don't we get you your fave snacks okay?
Nigel:Yes please mommy—I'm hungry
Five:Okay lets go
Charlotte:Yehey!Snacks *follows her parents and Nigel*
Penelope:And I like chocolate chip cookies...oreos and—
Author-Hun they're already eating in the kitchen
Penelope:No no you need to know this miss author and your fellow readers—
Y/n:Penny lets go—*wraps arms around Penelope
Penelope:AND I LIKE POPCORNS
Author:NOTED!