7 NEW MESSAGES FROM M&M . . .
NAMJOON
God I honestly feel so done
NAMJOON
Sorry maybe I should've emailed
y/n rather than texting in the
groupchat...
HOSEOK
you have her email?????
JIN
you have her email? (2)
JUNGKOOK
yall getting it on? (3)
TAEHYUNG
good?? lord??? (4)
NAMJOON
sometimes we have these rant
sessions in emails it's not a
lot more than that
Y/N
bruh what
i thot i made you
feel special
i sent you memes 3:(
NAMJOON
No you do
you truly do
JIN
I don't have memes but you
can rant to me too
TAEHYUNG
I bet your phone is only filled
with your own selfies @jin
JIN
and your mom's nudes @taehyung
YOONGI
Oh wow
TAEHYUNG
my mom is dead
JUNGKOOK
did jin just bully a momless
kid uwu
JIN
holy cow I'm so sorry
YOONGI
Not having a mother doesn't
give anyone the right to be a jerk
though
HOSEOK
i dont have a mom either :(
JIN
can we get back to namjoon
Y/N
the gc is doing 180 turns
today lemme keep quite
Y/N
Namjoon bro you do
the speech
NAMJOON
well I'm frustrated with
my job at the school
no one takes me seriously
because I'm the youngest
teacher here
JIN
they're just jealous bc you're
handsome #nohomotho
JUNGKOOK
#yeshomotho
JUNGKOOK
yall have jobs tho 👁️👄👁️??
TAEHYUNG
leave the job? @namjoon
Y/N
yes please have a full
time job being my husband instead
TAEHYUNH
and what are you gonna pay
him with? toilet paper?
Y/N
nah i'll chop up your dick
and serve it to him with ramen
YOONGI
that chat is really doing 180°
turns today
TAEHYUNG
whys everyone on my ass today
JUNGKOOK
*latches onto taehyung's ass*
JIN
anyway namjoon you were saying?
NAMJOON
It's just...
I thought I'd like being a teacher
it's been my dream but it's
not the same as I thought it
would be
YOONGI
When I was young I thought
achieving my dreams and gaining
success would be everything but
it's still not peaceful here
JIMIN
everyone thinks working in a coffee
shop is fun but people keep bringing
their cameras and film us and make
tiktoks without permission
JIMIN
at least it's better than starbucks
we dont rob people with ice water
and a pinch of coffee
Y/N
Starbucks is the epitome of
capitalism yet i find myself there
Y/N
just like buying kpop idol photo
cards like it's just a piece of photo
for 5 dollars and i be buying that
shit #CAPITALISMSUCKS
JIN
i thought i could make my
gf better but she still chooses
drugs over me
JIN
it felt good to let it out here
HOSEOK
that's heavy :( are you okay jin :(
are you okay namjoon :( jimin :(
yoongi?? :( y/n? :(
HOSEOK
i love my job as a dance instructor
but i know how it's like to miss
something in your life
JIMIN
yeah it's like youre stuck in an
endless cycle
TAEHYUNG
a dancer dies twice
once when they stop dancing
and the first death is more painful
JUNGKOOK
yall i'm the worst being a student
even 😀 and they say it's supposed
to be my best time at life 😀
Y/N
im like if this is my best then
oh hell nah with life
JUNGKOOK
someone said studying
= study+ dying and it's so crumby
like s(he) be(lie)ved BUT WHERE IS
THE LIE IN STU DYING
Y/N
pls and here im a broke ass
without a job or a life
Y/N
living with my parents on the
rent of my mental stability yoo
YOONGI
This is the first time you’ve
mentioned your parents
Y/N
yeah in fanfics tho main
girl's parents are alwaysss
missing :D
JUNGKOOK
yeah and suddenly one day
they say "yo y/n you're getting
arranged married to your high
school enemy"
TAEHYUNG
or "we're going on a trip this boy
will take care of you" and the boy
is freaking harry styles/ zayn Malik
JIMIN
i really need to check out what
these fanfictions are 🤔
NAMJOON
I feel way better after talking
to you guys
thank you so much
JIN
yeah if one thing i learned from
y/n is to never bottle up your
feelings and i think venting does work
Y/N
so youre gon ditch your gf
and bone me now?
JIN
no
YOONGI
I'd rather sleep then talk
but chatting here makes me
feel less alone too
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Y/N
so like it's hella rude to
guess someone's sexuality but
you asked me to do so 👉👈
Y/N
you give me major bi vibes
Y/N
cause same
Y/N
i be watching kdramas and
wont know where to lay my
eyes on the girl or the guy
JIMIN
it's really nice to have a bi
friend like you
Y/N
brb aggressively sobbing you
just called me friend
Y/N
this is the friendzone i dont
mind being at CUZ GUESS WHAT
I DONT EVEN HAVE FRIENDS TO
ZONE ME
JIMIN
i think we could be friends
JIMIN
i'm gay y/n
Y/N
top 10 anime plot twists
Y/N
your profile says your ideal
type is a good girl i-
JIMIN
i know..
i'm so sorry
i feel like i lied to everyone
JIMIN
that's why i dont really talk
to the gc much bc i
always feel guilty
Y/N
so there was one imposter
among us huh
JIMIN
i only started using the app
because i heard yoongi would
be using it too
JIMIN
i've liked him for two years now
Y/N
he doesnt know?
JIMIN
no
of course he does not know
i dont want him to either
JIMIN
i dont want anyone to know
or even guess
that's why i got so mad at you
the other day
Y/N
i was right all along?
i knew my gayder was strong
JIMIN
i just wanted to be with him
for a little again i haven’t
seen him since he had graduated
and made his own music
company
JIMIN
i'm so sorry y/n
Y/N
im not mad at you
tell me more
spill the tea
JIMIN
well there really isnt much to tell
he is addicted to iced americano
so he visited the cafe everyday
JIMIN
he was quiet
talked less
and really nice
Y/N
so why didnt you tell him
you liked him?
JIMIN
i cant fall for straight boys anymore
i've hurt myself enough
Y/N
i understand
like when girls used to tell
me "i wish you were a guy you
would be so fun to date"
WHY DONT YOU DATE ME
NEWAY SISSY
Y/N
but you sure he's straight?
JIMIN
he probably is
JIMIN
and the feelings i have for him
i'm sure it's just a phase
JIMIN
i know ill get over it
JIMIN
i've been hurt a lot
JIMIN
my parents threw me out at 18
when i came out to them
JIMIN
since then I've been living
alone i couldnt pursue higher
education either
Y/N
im so sorry jimin
JIMIN
it's okay
i had a boyfriend at that time
so i moved into his place
JIMIN
but he made me leave in a
month cause apparently
he was only bicurious and
living with me he realized
he wasn’t bi or gay
JIMIN
and that's okay too
JIMIN
i've had some crushes and somehow
they were always straight or too
afraid to admit they liked men
JIMIN
i dont want to be hurt anymore
i am finally at peace and a little
more stable than before i dont
want to be in pain again
JIMIN
it's good to have a friend to
talk to
Y/N
i may be a stupid hoe but
ill never hurt you jimin
JIMIN
i know but please i dont
want to fall in that gay best
friend trope of the main lead
Y/N
lmao wdym
YOU'RE THE MAIN LEAD
i'm your bi best friend bitch
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