jalepnos
queen:
imagine not hanging with the cawcaw squad, meowers and the hooty boy ft his owner
king:
imagine
the great door:
...
i dont want to hang with you losers anyway 😤
queen:
shore shore
you dont need to be all pissy because youre not here
you can come to the next meetup I GUESS
the great door
YOU GUESS??
queen:
yeah i do guess
anyway
lightning mcqueen 🚗💨⚡️⚡️KACHOW
orange:
KACHOW *bites lips swaggy*
the great door:
youre a 5 year old
queen:
bbg calling me young 😩
the great door:
did you just call me baby girl-
queen:
..
anyway
someone give me some trashy fanfics to read so i can DRAMATIC READ THEM 🥵🥵🥵🥵
nice kill:
just search up kidnapped by one direction
queen:
hold
yamyam:
holding
queen:
tanaka
you mf genius
nice kill:
I TOLD YOU
THAT SEARCH IS A GOLD MINE
queen:
i know what to do whenever im sad now
dramatic readings of cringey wattpads
what a time to be alive
hot ace:
anyone know where shittykawa went
queen:
finding his butt in a mirror?
hot ace:
not there
first place i checked
queen:
dang
the great door:
im here
and i have a preposition
queen:
big word
the great door:
i propose a compromise
queen:
youre proposing?
imma have to pass on this one
if it was dinodaddy on the other hand 🥵🥵
the great door:
.
i propose that me and you join forces
queen:
okay.....................
whats in it for me?
the great door:
my amazing presence?
queen:
if this was a business meeting
i would kick you out right now
hot ace:
i can kick him
queen:
please do
dinodaddy:
why join forces with him
i like this chaos
queen:
AW YOU LIKE ME?
zamn papi you know how to make a dino's knees go WEAK 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
dinodaddy:
.
i hate you
queen:
false
dinodaddy:
you cant just say my opinion is false
queen:
actually i can say a lot of things
like
uh
hold can i rant?
im gonna rant
dinodaddy:
go on?
yamyam:
shes been typing for 3 minutes..............
orange:
brace yourselves
king:
so........
while we wait
what are we all doing rn?
dead:
just chilling
bedhead:
training
hot ace:
hitting shittykawa
the great door:
getting hit
applepi:
minecraft
queen:
theres this one guy in class and he thinks everything he says is so important and whenever i raise my opinion he gives a look. like not a what did you say look but like a whatever you said was probably against what i believe and ive taken that personally so now i will attack your entire existence as a woman kinda look. so he began telling me i had no opinion because of my female qualities like no need to get all pissy jonald i know youre secretly into men but theres no need to come for me like that because i said cereal should go before milk
jesus:
oh here it is
dinodaddy:
so he wants to go back to the 1800s where women werent allowed opinions.................
queen:
exactly
and by that logic shouldnt i know how the food should be like if im in the kitchen?
my good sir please pack your bags and go off to war because that is your duty as a man as per the 1800 standards
dead:
all im getting from that is that he thinks milk should go before cereal
and that is just wrong
queen:
i agree with you wholeheartedly
but apparently he knows better
king:
as a milk connoisseur
i agree with you y/n
he knows nothing of what he speaks
queen:
everytime he speaks he just makes me think of
"it matters not what youve done but what you do with what youve done for others" by noah scented mayo
dinodaddy:
milk before cereal.
he's a pyschopath
detain him
queen:
i agree with you dinodaddy
the great door:
this man is an outrage
i will aid you in the detaining
hot ace:
as will i
queen:
perfect
jonald will never know whats coming for him >:)
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i just wanna say that updates will not be regular, i will write when i feel like it and also
IM SO SORRY MY PROCRASTINATION MADE SOMEONE THINK ITS FINISHED 😭😭😭
ANYWAY JONALD WILL BE A RECURRING CHARACTER WE RANT ABOUT SO BE PREPARED