(A/N: I am adding loads of new characters to this, so if you don't know who some people are, I'm going to put an explanation at the end of this part)
??? is online
Chat between Peter and ???
???:
Hello Peter
Are you the person my brother was talking about?
He's quite cross with you
Peter is online
Peter:
Who are you?
And I don't think I know your brother
???:
Oh you do
Your contact was in his phone
Peter:
Wait what do you mean about him being cross with me?
???:
He wouldn't tell me
But I heard him muttering about a cat or something?
Peter:
OH RIGHT
Yeah I know who you mean now
He's saved as kitty cat in my phone
???:
THAT'S AMAZING
Peter:
Someone else told me to do it
???:
Still hilarious
Peter:
Really?
I don't get it
???:
Inside joke
Peter:
Oh ok
What's your name then?
???:
Shuri
Peter has renamed ??? to Shuri
Peter:
Like the princess of Wakanda Shuri?
Shuri:
Yeah a bit like that I guess...
Peter:
Or the actual person too
I know that your brother and his friends are Avengers so...
Shuri:
Oh right cool
This is a bit random
But do you want to join a group chat with me and my friends?
They know who I am so we can talk about this stuff on there
If not that's fine but I thought it would be fun :)
Peter:
You use smiley faces so of course :)
Shuri:
Cool
Shuri is offline
Peter is offline
Shuri is online
Group chat 'Ostriches and Avocados' with 7 participants
Shuri has added Peter to the group chat
Shuri:
Earthlings
Wait is everyone on Earth right now?
I hope so
Peter is online
Peter:
Well that was a weird introduction to this chat
???1 is online
??? is online
???1:
Shuri what have you done?
Shuri:
Nothing bad it's fine
???5 is online
???3 is online
???4 is online
???4:
Seriously Shuri?
???2 is online
Shuri:
What?!
Don't worry
Peter knows about the Avengers
Peter:
Wait what?
Shuri:
PEOPLES INTRODUCTIONS
I will go first
???:
Doesn't Peter already know you though?
Shuri:
Shush
???:
Ok...
Shuri:
My name is Shuri
She / her
???4:
We know
Shuri:
I'm ignoring you
I am the princess of Wakanda
Which means that my relation to the Avengers is that I am Black Panther's sister
???5:
Stop bragging about that
Shuri:
You're all so horrible to me
Ok AJ your go
???:
Ok well my name is AJ as Shuri just said
He / him
And I'm Falcon's nephew
Peter has renamed ??? to AJ
???1:
My name is Cass
He / him
And I am also Falcon's nephew
Which unfortunately means I am AJ's brother
Peter has renamed ???1 to Cass
AJ:
Shuri please remind Cass of rule number 3
Shuri:
Cass stop being mean to AJ no matter how fun you say it is
Cass:
Fine :(
???5:
My name is Lila
I use she / they pronouns
And my dad is Hawkeye
Peter has renamed ???5 to Lila
???3:
I'm Cooper
He / him
My dad is Hawkeye too
Peter has renamed ???3 to Cooper
???2:
Hi Peter my name is Cassie
She / her
My dad is Ant Man
Peter has renamed ???2 to Cassie
???4:
My name is Harley I'm the only slightly sane one here
He / him
I'm not directly related to anyone
But I met Iron Man once and now I won't leave him alone
Peter has renamed ???4 to Harley
Peter:
Amazing :)
Well my name is Peter
He / him
And I accidentally texted Iron Man and now I'm not really sure what's going on
But yeah
Oh sorry I have to go but it was nice to meet you
Bye
Peter is offline
Shuri:
Bye Peter
Shuri is offline
Cooper is offline
Lila is offline
Cass is offline
Harley:
Bye
Harley is offline
Cassie is offline
AJ is offline
These people seemed fun. It also helped that they knew the Avengers, because Peter had been trying to come up with dramatic ways to reveal that he knew about them on the group chat, and so far had come up with exactly zero. Maybe some people who knew them better would help
So basically a summary of this part is that it has no plot and I carried away adding new characters. AJ and Cass are Sam's nephews, they were recently introduced in Falcon and the Winter Soldier, and their names are in the credits I think. Cassie is in quite a few of the movies because she's Scott's daughter, same with Clint's kids Cooper and Lila (they have a little brother called Nate but I thought he was too young, same with Tony's daughter Morgan). Obviously everyone loves Harley even though he's only been in 1 movie and then a little bit of the Movie That Shall Not Be Named and you guys probably know Shuri so I won't explain that. Now onto the more important part. OH MY GODS 20k SERIOUSLY WHAT?! Thank you everyone seriously this is just amazing. I honestly never expected this but it's been so much fun
Legend says that if you eat and drink and sleep enough you get a blue cookie as a reward so I would suggest that you try it
Beth :)