I'm outside now. It's warm today. Which is good of course but cats with fur as white as mine get sunburnt easily. When I'm lying in the sun I quite often get moved to somewhere which isn't too sunny so as not to burn. I don't want to burn but I do want to sun bathe in a house every once in a while.
My slave neighbour! She's out! Yippee! For those who don't know my slave neighbour, she is the best person ever! My family always tell her not to feed me because I puke up all over the house otherwise but she does it anyway. She just can't resist my kitten face I can pull so easily and slyly in order to get food. She loves cats sooo much. And I love her for the amount of food I get.
It's chicken today, yummy! And a big chunk too. Even better. I turn round to eat because I don't want her to take it off me. You never know humans these days.
"See you later pussy cat."
Really? She's going already? I'm still hungry!
I leap back up onto the fence like I did before to get to slave neighbour and go to the back window of the house my owners live in. The curtains are shut. Great, I now have to waste my precious calories just because I can't go through the window! I stomp round to the back gate in utter disgust and jump over it.
As I get to the front door a white car pulls up onto the pavement infront of the drive. It's Keyann. Oh how I love to have someone to talk to! Although she meows back to me, I'm not quite sure she knows what she is actually saying because non of it makes any words what so ever. But none the less at least someone tries to talks to me in my language.
Sarah and Caroline walk outside. Just as Caroline goes to lock the door I manage to slip through just in time making sure I had meowed back to Keyann goodbye ready for the same routine tomorrow.
I stopped suddenly. There was something in my way eating my food! This can't be happening. I blink to get rid of what I thought was my mind playing tricks. I open them to see infront of me the truth. A dog really is eating MY food! My precious food! I hiss and jump at the dog to make him jump and he then runs into the living room going down on his back to surrender. I hiss once more and tuck into what's left. Luckily Gizmo didn't eat much. There's still just enough to keep me going until everyone comes back from work and school and all that silly stuff.
I'm STILL hungry. Which is normal for me. Very normal. Right, time for a nap again for the lazy cat I am.