Oh, Wrong Number || GxG Tex...

By AWriterForNone

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By AWriterForNone


Marionette🐞🥺❤️

last night i had the strangest dream

did you just wake up from a coma

i sailed away to china

why are you doing this

in a little row boat to find ya

why a row boat?

why not take a plane?

and you said you had to get your landury cleaned

i'm gonna cry why are you doing this

didn't want no one to hold ya

what does that mean?

i'm too sober for this

you didn't let me finish

bitch

L

rude

what are you doing today?

aside from digging up dead trends

i'm gonna play minecraft

can i join you pookie

no

you were mean

suck my big hairy balls

no thanks

i'm not GAY

ew

gays

i would never like a woman

BUT TIDDIES

ass or boobs?

hear me out

thighs

UGH SO REAL

i love women so much bro

women aren't real

oh yeah mb

it's okay pookie i'll make them real for you

FUCK YEAH

you can have your proper housewife

(it's me (im your housewife))

hey sexy ;)

i am a robot

aw shit

okay but hear me out?

tv head

i'm listening

thank you you're the best pookie

i know i am

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