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charliepierce: duck & i
tagged: jacobbertrand
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63 comments
fallonthompson: GOD IS REAL
fallonthompson: I AM ASCENDING
username: dude since when did my dorm
mate start dating that karate dude
leopierce: username yes, i am surprised as well. it's a developing story u can catch on channel 10
charliepierce: leopierce bitter ass
leopierce: if I WANTED someone i could
get them
leopierce: peytonlist what's crackalackin emma from jessie wanna be my mrs. kipling
peytonlist: leopierce full offense but i wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole
leopierce: peytonlist whatever bitch imsebastianstan i'm super available
peytonlist: i would like to express that both fallon and i have ascended to the gates of heaven and are live tweeting this so we can show god
peytonlist: also fallon and i are responsible for this you're welcome america
jacobbertrand: we kinda look good bug
charliepierce: jacobbertrand it's natural
for us
jacobbertrand: i wish the world understood the full weight of our presence
xolomariduena: im already feeling it weigh on me
because jacob literally has no space in his brain for anything but you charlotte
charliepierce: xolomariduena don't hate the player
xolomariduena: you're right i love you charlotte jacob you can choke
jacobbertrand: xolomariduena you're drifting into i'm gonna give you a swirly later territory
xolomariduena: jacobbertrand i hated middle school pls don't
ajaytheman: I knew you guys were dating! Jacob, your next time at Brewed, I will make a latte with your face on it.
jacobbertrand: ajaytheman you are a god man
charliepierce: jacobbertrand don't encourage him😡
giannidecenzo: still can't believe jacob had the balls to put the moves on you
fallonthompson: i agree with gianni this is the kid that trips over his own feet 9/10 takes on set
jacobbertrand: giannidecenzo fallonthompson stop ruining my street cred roaches i am unbelievably smooth
charliepierce: jacobbertrand i'll back u up on this one bertrand you're one smooth mf
giannidecenzo: you're a fucking liar i can feel it
marymouser: you guys are the cutest❤️
tannerbuchanan: never touch in front of me
charliepierce: tannerbuchanan noted😀
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GROUPCHAT - TTI: the time i drunkenly tried to eat the toy from a happy meal
MEMBERS - fallon, leo, charlie
jimmy fallon
HOW WAS YOUR DATE HOT STUFF
prince charles
he makes me want to
rip out my intestines with happiness
leonardo
yeah because that's 100% normal
leonardo
if i was a good brother i would ask
what you did
leonardo
but i'm not so can we make cake
when we get home
jimmy fallon
tell us every single detail RIGHT NOW
leonardo
spare us every single detail RIGHT NOW
prince charles
OKAY🥳 so we first got chinese takeout
from that place on wilson
jimmy fallon
HOLD ON I NEED TO GET
XOLO SO HE CAN READ THIS
AND SCREAM W ME
leonardo
couldnt he just ask jacob
about it when he gets home
jimmy fallon
it's xolo i'm standing right next to
you leo and i can say that jacob
wouldn't tell me anything but
"she's so beautiful i was so nervous"
and all that stupid shit
leonardo
makes sense charlie carry on
prince charles
and he had his backpack on after we
picked up the food and i was SO confused
but then he took me to this park i DIDNT KNOW
EXISTED AND PULLED OUT HIS LAPTOP AND
ANDJWKEKKFKEKWKDKFM
leonardo
did you just have a stroke
jimmy fallon
she needed to keyboard smash
let the girl live damn
prince charles
AND THEN WE WATCHED THE WINTER
SOLDIER BC ITS BOTH OF OUR FAVORITE MCU
MOVIE AND WE ATE TAKEOUT AND DEBATED
ON WHETHER ANDREW OR TOM WAS THE BETTER SPIDERMAN AND THEN WE SMOOCHED AND THEN HE USED ANOTHER
STAR WARS PICK UP LINE AND THEN WE
KISSED AGAIN DKSKLELFOWOWKDND
leonardo
punctuation and grammar REALLY
DONT MATTER TO NO ONE ANYMORE
WHAT WAS THAT
jimmy fallon
DNWKWKEKRKWKWKMDMD
jimmy fallon
XOLO IS YELLING
jimmy fallon
THIS IS XOLO IM YELLING
leonardo
i can confirm that they are yelling
because ralph just had to stop his
take
prince charles
RALPH MACCHIO CAN WAIT
HIS DAMN TURN
prince charles
i shouldn't say that ralph macchio's
poster was above leo's bed for two
years it's bad luck to be angry at him
jimmy fallon
AND I DIDNT KNOW THIS HOW??
leonardo
no one understands me
leonardo
i crave death
leonardo
but i guess your date was cute
charlie
jimmy fallon
i plan to write a paper about my
feelings on this subject
jimmy fallon
this groupchat will be cited
in MLA format
prince charles
i'd prefer Chicago but whatever
leonardo
it's at times like these where i
actually celebrate not pursuing
higher education🙏
jimmy fallon
i cannot wait to hug you in person
and to see you do that little side smile
you do when you talk about jacob
prince charles
I DONT DO THAT WHA
leonardo
yes you do
leonardo
makes you look like 1/2 of the
joker
prince charles
jimmy fallon
i'm gonna choose to not take
that one personally
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IM SORRY I DIDNT WRITE THEIR DATE BUT INSTEAD YOU GET ONE OF MY ASS MAINPS SO ITS A WIN WIN SITUATION
i hate to say it but some angst,,,, might be appearing in some chapters in the near future dont @ me doe
also not me deciding between getting xolo and fallon together or not🤭 i mean i HAVE a plan but do i wanna be nice or mean is the question
ANYWAYS I LOVE U GUYS SO MUCH ZOO WEE MAMA THANK U FOR 21k READS IT MAKES MY HEART ABSOLUTELY WHOOSH❤️
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