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I own nada but my... Plot?
First of thank you for reading this and also thank you to rainbowcelebrities for giving me Thor and Loki's name for text and tank you to CrazoFezo for Vision's!
Names:
Nat: Mama
Clint: Uncle C
Steve: Boomer
Thor: BLEGHH
Banner: Sciencesmash
Tony: Tin Boy
Wanda: Sis
Pietro: Bro
Blackpanther: Pink Panther
Loki: Puny God
Pepper: Boss
Scott: Grandma
Bucky: Jesus
Sam: Birdie
Peter: Spiderson/cinnamon (loser 1)
Fury: Eye-Eye
Maria: Babysitter
Phil: Done with it
Shuri- Vine Queen
Vision: Flying toaster
Ned: Lego (loser 2)
MJ: Scary Boss
Peter's pov:
That is it. The interns are dead to me... DEAD TO ME!
I'm covered in green glub from a failed experiment that went off behind me... Why didn't I escape you may ask... Because JONATHAN pushed me into the way, right as it went off!
Opps... OPPS is all he had to say!
"Mr Parker, you still have a change of clothes in your locker from the last time the interns did this to you. Unfortunately as your a member of the public at the moment I will have to report them however, I'm sure they will only get a slap on the wrist, now please head to the shower to remove the green goo before it stains, you have approximately 5 minuets before it's too late. Also Mr Stark says next time use blue so whoever is on the recieveing end turns into a smurf." FRIDAY sounds from above as I move to the showers grumbling under my breathe. After I finish there, I find out its time for Lunch. I arrive, get my food and go sit down next to MJ, only to realise that she's been on my phone and is now smirking at me...
Doofs gc:
Tinboy:
Why was there screaming?
Spiderbaby:
Well I'm at the tower on a tour and we saw a very blue and shiny Ms Romanoff chasing a very scared Mr Barton before the screaming started...
My friend told her the correct direction after Mr Barton threw his shoe in the opposite way...
I'm guessing it's normal as the tour director just sighed and moved us along.
Boss:
Unfortunately it's more normal then you think.
Sis:
Happens everyday.
Bro:
Just wait until there's a prank war... The whole tower gets evacuated or put on lockdown.
Mama:
Wait... Your here.
Uncle C:
Your FRIEND ratted Hawkeye out!
Mama:
Huh, the tour groups don't usually visit us.
Boss:
That's because you work with confidental stuff.
Mama:
But it's Pete!
Boss:
...
Spiderbaby added ???
Spiderbaby changed ??? Name to Scary Boss
Spiderbaby added ???
Spiderbaby changed ??? Name to loser 2
Spiderbaby changed name to loser 1
Loser 2:
So this is why you took his phone
Scary Boss:
Yep
Loser 2:
Wait...how do you know his password?
Scary boss:
I have my ways
Now
Who are you all
And why are you messaging him.
Also if you hurt him I will kill you!
Loser 2:
And you say he's not your friend!
Scary boss:
He's not but your my losers so I have to protect you to some extent... Also I just like hitting Flash...
Mama:
... Why do you need to hit this Flash?
Loser 1:
What
Have
You
Done!
OMG dude no...
Please tell me you tried to stop her!
Scary boss:
Noone stops me
And Flash is a guy from our school whooooo...
Loser 1:
No
No
No
DON'T
Please!
I will get more detentions for you to draw my face!
Scary boss:
I don't know you seem in more distress right now... A lot better to draw this face...
Mama:
Who is Flash and why is Pete in distress?
Bro:
I second that!
Sis:
Third!
Scary boss:
Peter's bully 😇
Loser 1:
Haha
Urm...
She's joking?
Mama:
Someone's been bullying you?
Scary boss:
Yep
Sis:
So... Who's up for a game of hide the body 😇
All the avengers and shield:
We're in
Loser 1 changed loser 2's name to Lego.
Mama changed loser. 1's name to Cinnamon.
Cinnamon:
Seriously...
Mama:
Yes now don't mind us but we're off to deal with an issue...
Cinnamon:
YOU CANNOT KILL OR INJURE FLASH!
It's illegal.
Eye-Eye:
Only if you get caught.
Scary boss:
Okay... I approve them.
Lego:
Now I know why you were muttering about ppps earlier.
Cinnamon:
Why did you have to bring that up!
Pink Panther:
What's ppps...
SISTER WHY DID YOU CHANGE MY NAME!
Vine Queen:
You had your toes out in my lab again!
Puny God:
What is ppps?
BLEGHH:
I AGREE WITH MY BROTHER!
Puny God:
Adopted.
Cinnamon:
It
Is
Nothing
Mama:
I don't believe you... Lego?
Lego:
How do you feel intimidating over text!
Mama:
... Lego!
Lego:
It's Peter's Protection Squad...
Cinnamon:
DUDE!
Uncle C:
Hehehe
Tin Boy:
Awwh does Pete need protection from the big bad world?
Cinnamon:
...
Mama?
Tin boy:
Hbejsiaiusus
Hdjsjshehehe
Udhshsj
I'M SORRY!
OWWW Peps what was that for?
Boss:
Shouldn't have made fun of Pete!
Scary boss:
Okay I approve of your online family.
Scary boss kicked Lego out of chat.
Scary lady left chat.
Cinnamon:
Okay...
So that just happened...
Flying toaster:
So Peter...
Why didn't you tell us you were being bullied?
I logically cannot find a justifiable reason.
Cinnamon:
They all literally just threatened murder and a cover up...
Also I was handling it...
Flying toaster:
I can see the logic, however why would you need the ppps?
Sciencesmash:
I'm guessing it has something to do with those projects he found himself in not that long ago.
Mama:
I like your friend
Cinnamon:
Oh dear lord
I'm screwed
Babysitter:
Now why would you say that?
Done with it:
Probably because he feels like I do when the girls have their girls weekend.
Cinnamon:
...
SCARY BOSS IS A DUDE
A RJJSJDJEJEHEJEN
I'm a girl...
We have to go Lunch is over.
Mama:
This looks like a start of a beautiful friendship!
All females:
Agreed
Done with it:
Puny God can you stab my again as I'm suddenly scared
Puny God:
If I must suffer so will you!
Note:
Here we go MJ and Nat have somewhat met...
Hope this was enjoyable to read, let me know if you have any comments or ideas!
Thank you all so much for reading this!