It was your first day moving into bikini bottom.
The water was polluted, and all the neighbors were already getting on your tits.
As you were walking down the long coral drive, you noticed this stunning blue house.
It looked like one of those statues from Easter Island.
I saw my house, which looked small next to the massive head next to me.
As I was stumbling for my keys in my pocket I saw a sight from heaven.
This slimy, beautifully colored green-ish blue squid emerged from the carefully carved wooden door.
His feet made "splops" every time he walked.
Hearing the slimy footsteps made your fins slimy aswell.
You were so ensconced in your own thoughts you didn't notice how much of a sardine you looked like.
"Hello?" the angelic voice said coming from your left.
You wiped your small fish around to see the squid walking towards you now.
"slopch", "slopch", "slopch"
Your beady fish eyes widened as you saw squidward pull out...