A/N: Vroom
Y/N POV
I was in a bad spot
After Observer Zero came out of the blue like my dad did when i won the lottery, she was now hugging me without a care in a world, while i cared for my life
Life that was at risk right now
Ajax had to be a snitch, and tell EVERY SHIP GIRL that a siren called me Papa
And now, i was doing my best to survive
Y/N: I can explain
Bismarck: Do tell then, Commander
Y/N: Then stop trying to kill me with your glare, it's getting really effective
Illustrious: To learn a Siren would call the Commander 'Papa'..... what a shock......
Y/N: So, i'm going to start the story
Akagi: Choose well your word~
Y/N: So you see-
Akagi: I heard enough~
She was about to attack me, before Observer Zero looked at her, with an empty look
Observer Zero: Try to hurt him, and i will show you no mercy
Akagi: You think a runt like you can scare me~?
Y/N: CAN I FINISH MY GOD DAMN STORY WITHOUT INTERRUPTION?!
They nodded quickly, as i sigh
Y/N: So, it was before everything....... when i was a young and energetic men......
PoW: Your not old
Y/N: Shut up. So, as i was saying, before everything, the invasion of the siren, and the creation of the Ship girl...... I wasn't born, the end
Belfast: Master, tell us the full story
Y/N: I said the E N D
Cleveland: E.N.D? Wait, i saw an anime with that in it?
Y/N: Fairy Tail?
Cleveland: Yeah! E.N.D is a demon! OH MY GOD THE COMMANDER IS A DEMON!
Y/N: Yeah, i think furries should stay alive, Gao!
Girls: *Mind* Cute
Observer Zero: Papa, why are we still here?
Y/N: Because i live here
Observer Zero: The Empress said it's a bad place
Y/N: She is jealous because we have mature person here...... nevermind, no one here is mature
Hood: Excuse me?
Y/N: Your excused. Mind reminding me of the tantrum you throw when Bismarck said she will be my secretary?
Hood just blushed, before nodding slowly
Belfast: Master, even though she is kind toward you, she can attack us anytime, we can't take that risk. What will you do if she lied, and attack you?
Y/N: Meh
Observer Zero: I will never attack Papa, he is so kind toward us...... toward everyone.....
Ajax: Say that to the two punched he give me yesterday......
Y/N: You want me to make it three?
Ajax: No thank you!
Kaga: Well, if she try anything, we can just kill her
I grabbed my desk harder, breaking it, as the wall of the room cracked
Y/N: No one is going to hurt anyone in this base while i'm still alive, Siren or Shipgirl. Understood?
Kaga nodded quickly, as i calmed down, and yawn
Y/N: Anyway, all of you should go back to your duty, i'm staying here with her
PoW: We can't let you stay with a Siren like that
Y/N: You can, and you will. I can defend myself just fine, thank you
Akagi: But-
Y/N: I said THANK YOU!
They all walked out of the room, except Enterprise
Y/N: Something wrong, Enty?
Enterprise: No, it's nothing......
Y/N: Aww~ Did you wanted to spend a day with me? You could have just asked!
Enterprise: R-Really?!
Y/N: Yeah, also, i got a message from the Admiral
Enterprise: What about it?
Y/N: Your big sis is about to join us in a few days
Her eyes widened, before she smiled, and nodded eagerly
Enterprise: Thank you for the information!
She run out of the room, as i smiled
Y/N: Now.......
I toss the Siren cube in front of the room, as Arbiter appeard, her usual smile on her face
Y/N: The fuck are you doing? We said i take the kids every two weeks, and this week, it's your turn!
Arbiter: I'm sorry honey~ It's just she missed you so much, i couldn't let her stay away from her Papa too long~
Y/N: You know what? I don't care, she stay with me from now on. You heard that Sweatheart? You're staying with Papa from now on
Observer Zero: Really?! Yay!
Arbiter: You know Omitter will not stay still if she learn her precious sister is gone~
Y/N: And she will learn how to stay still when she will meet my fist
Arbiter: Fufufu~ I can't wait for our next confrontation~ This time, the 'hermit' will be with us~
Y/N: Yeah yeah, keep your talking for the judge when i will take all the kids from you
Arbiter: Sure~ See you, darling~
She cut the transmission, as i sigh, and took a bag of cookie from my desk
Y/N: Want some?
Observer Zero: Yes!
Timeskip
I was now in my room, sitting in a chair, since Observer Zero was sleeping in my bed
Y/N: Every day, the are approaching the truth about me...... but the truth around me didn't say 'Hoho! Then come as close as you like' but more 'Hoho! Then get the hell away from me'......
I sigh, before looking at the sky outside, and smile softly
Y/N: I forgot how long it have been, since th-
I couldn't finish my sentence, as i saw the canteen exploding, my face wearing a deadpan
Y/N: ......Enterprise
I sigh, before walking toward the canteen
When i arrived to the place, i was surprised to see that it was the Fersang girl
Y/N: What the fuck happened here?
Friedrich: Oh, Commander~ We were cooking some snack for the night, until that dumb BITCH, decided to use her weapon to cook it faster~
Roon: Well~, it would have worked, if you didn't BARK LIKE THE DOG YOU ARE, and surprise me~
They started to argue, as the rest of the girls looked down in shame
Bismarck: I'm so embarassed.......
Zeppelin: I don't know them....... They are perfect strangers......
Prinz Eugen: And beyond that, it was the Commander who saw that......
Y/N: So, who did what?
Bismarck: Friedrich and Roon blew up the canteen
Roon: Traitor!
Friedrich: That's just mean from you! You were the one who had that idea, so you can surprise the Commander
Bismarck: I-Idiot! I never said that!
Y/N: ......
Prinz Eugen: The Commander is speechless by how cute you are~ I think he falled for you~
Bismarck: S-STOP IT!
YN: I'm just going to leave...... and let you girls finish your things......
I started to walk away slowly, to leave them to their thing
But before i could be far enough, a sort of sword falled from the sky, and almost hit me
I jumped forward to dodge it, but my shirt wasn't lucky enough
It was now torn, revealing my scared body, as the girls stopped their arguement
Y/N: ........
Girls: ........
Y/N: Like what you see?
Roon: Who did this to you?
Y/N: Me
Friedrich: Commander, we want the truth
Y/N: As i said, me
Prinz Eugen: Tell us a name, and we will make sure that they die a painful death
Y/N:
Zeppelin: We shouldn't force him....... It's up to him to tell us
Y/N: Yes, now, if you excuse me, it's getting cold, and i want to get warmer
I was about to walk away, before Friedrich and Roon trapped me between them, as they smirk
Roon: Well, if you want to get warmer~
Friedrich: We can help you on that~
They both hugged me, as i heard Bismarck and Zeppelin gasp, while Prinz Eugen chuckled
Y/N: Huh
Bismarck: Y-You two! How dare you! I was supposed to do it first!
Zeppelin: H-How indecent.......
Prinz Eugen: It's getting interesting~
Y/N: You two want to warm me up that much?
Both: Yes~
Y/N: Then first, make sure you're as tall as the person you want to warm up, and two, having big breast doesn't help warming someone up
I could feel their entire pride shattering, as they falled on the grounds, shocked
Y/N: I'm going to sleep, see ya all tomorrow
I walked away, before stopping in my track
Y/N: Oh, and i lied about the breast thing, it warm up even more
Timeskip - Roon POV
I was in the canteen, eating my breakfast with Bismarck, before that fox girl of Sakura Empire run to us
Akagi: It's terrible!
Roon: What is it? You animals, you are disturbing our mea-
Akagi: The Commander's getting hit on!
The moment after, we were now running toward the position, Bismarck leading us
Bismarck: Formation B!
All: Roger!
We were approaching the place, before we saw a girl getting too close from the Commander
Roon & Akagi: Commander-Kyun~!
Me and Akagi jumped at the Commander, and faked cried
Roon: Who is that woman?! Was it all a lie when you said your time with me was the most enjoyable of all?!
Akagi: That night, when you took me in your arms! Was it all fake?!
Y/N: The fuck?
Bismarck: Could you not touch him so casually, please, you homewreckers?!
We all turn to Bismarck, and see her in a Bikini, smiling
Bismarck: Y/N-Chan has planned to take me to the beach. Let's go home, Y/N-Chan. I will apply the sun cream on your body~
The girl looked scared, before running away at full speed as we smirked
Roon: No one approach our Commander like that~
Before we knew it, the Commander bonked all three of us in the head
Y/N: What was that just now? Stop embarassing me. She was asking for the canteen
Akagi: But she was about to steal you from us!
Y/N: LIKE SOMEONE CAN TAKE ME TO BEGIN WITH! YOU THREE CLEAN THE DORM FOR A WEEK AS A PUNISHEMENT!
Roon: At least it's just our dorm.....
Y/N: All the dorm then
Bismarck: You don't know when to shut up....
Y/N: RIGHT NOW!
Girls: YES!
Narrator POV
Y/N looked at the girl running away, before letting out a sigh
Y/N: Now, what shoud i do next......
I look at my right, and see a bike
Y/N: ....... Let's go
Timeskip
Y/N was currently stuck inside a wall of a building, at the 15th floor
How did this happen?
Well, there was a bike, he is insane, you know the rest
I said YOU KNOW THE REST
Y/N: Uhm.... help?
Enterprise: Commander! I will save you!
She grabbed his arm, before pulling with all her might toward her
Bad idea
Y/N: IT'S GOING TO BREAK IT! STOP STOP!
Enterprise: One last pull!
Y/N: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Chapter 11: Finished
A/N: I like turtles