The scene is now at Uma's ship. Ben is tied to a pole as Harry jumps down in front of him and gets in his face. Harry then starts scratching under Ben's chin while laughing.
Harry: Coochy-coochy coo. How does it feel to be the king now?
Harry is about to scratch under his chin again but, Uma shoves him off
Uma: Give it a rest, Harry. Give it a rest. We don't want damaged goods.
Harry: You said that I could hook him.
Uma: I said at noon.
Harry pulls out a pocket watch and puts it in front of Ben.
Harry: Twenty more minutes
Ben: That says 11:30
Uma: You better hope your girlfriend comes through.
Ben: She's not my girlfriend anymore.
Harry chuckles as Uma looks at Ben curiously.
Uma: Leave us alone Harry. And it looks like our other guest is waking up. How bout you go bother him.
Harry starts to walk away as he puts his pocket watch in front of Ben.
Harry: Nineteen minutes now.
Uma: Go.
Harry then walks away to another post where Henry is tied up unconsciousness.
Harry: Wakey wakey
Henry starts to opens his eyes as he looks at Harry and his surroundings
Henry: Your ugly face is not the first thing I want to see when I wake up.
Harry: Your one to talk. I'm the one who runs this ship!
Henry: Actually Uma runs this ship. Your just a crewmate.
Harry: First Mate!
Henry: Crewmate
Harry lets out a frustrated yell then gets back in Henrys face.
Harry: I don't like you.
Henry: Likewise.
Harry: Your a hostage now. Your beneath me.
Henry: Beneath you? How about you let me out of this rope then I'll show you whos beneath who.
Harry chuckles
Harry: Your still as feisty as ever.
Henry: And your still as dumb as ever
Harry gets mad at this statement and is about to punch Henry but Uma stops him
Uma: Back Off Harry!
Harry does as she says and backs off he then looks back at Henry before walking off.
Henry: What's Up Nemo. I'm flattered that you stopped Harry but I had that situation under control.
Uma: I didn't do it for you. Your a hostage and a part of my deal with Mal I cant risk you getting hurt damaging the deal. and can you please stop calling me Nemo it gets annoying after a while.
Henry: (Laughs) Its funny you think Harry can hurt me Nemo
Uma: Don't underestimate Harry he was one of the people that helped me get you here.
Henry: Speaking of which how did you get me here?
Uma: Knockout Gas
Henry: How could you have knockout gas on the Isle?
Uma: I made it. It was pretty simple all I need to do is use the stuff from that toxic waste we call toilets.
Henry: You know I don't know much about the science behind that but, I do know that if you mixed all that stuff wrong you could've killed me.
Uma: It was wroth the risk
The scene switches to Jay Carlos and Lonnie pulling up to the isle. They pull up in the limo and get out.
Jay: I'll get the swords
Lonnie: Okay
Evie: Oh, Lonnie!
Lonnie: I made them bring me.
Mal: Oh I'm so glad
Evie: Welcome to the Isle. Its good to see you.
Lonnie: Thanks.
Jay and Carlos open the trunk to see Dude sitting there.
Jay: And Dude.
Carlos: I told you to stay!
Dude: I flunked obedience class.
Jay: Great and he can still talk.
Carlos: You're lucky I love you.
Carlos takes Dude out of the trunk and places him on the ground as they walk to Mal and Evie
Carlos: Where's Henry?
Mal: I think Uma took him.
Evie: He never came back from the hair shop.
Mal: We went back to go look for him but he wasn't there.
Jay: Seems like we have to get him and Ben back.
Mal: Let me see it.
Carlos hands her the 3d printed wand.
Mal: Wow what a beauty
Jay: Its Noon.
Mal: All right.
Evie: Are we ready
Mal: Lets do this.
They all walk into the cylinder Dude is about to follow until Carlos stops him.
Carlos: Stay! I mean it.
The scene switches to Pirate cove. Gil is on lookout at the top of the ship as the Vks walk in
Gil: Hey guys! They're here!
Uma: Your friends are here. Lets see if you'll walk home or will you be swimming with the fishes
Henry: Yeah Yeah give me more bark when you can finally bite.
Uma walks away as the Vks continue walking on the ship.
Harry: Welcome!
Uma: Finally! (Laughs)
[Uma:]
Huh, let's get this party started
I swear I'm cold-hearted
There's no negotiation
I'm not here for debatin'
You need some motivation?
Just look at Ben's face
Then ask yourself how long you think I'll remain patient
I'll throw him overboard and let him swim with killer sharks
You either hand over the wand or he'll be ripped apart
[Mal:]
Now, let's all just be smart
Although for you that must be hard
You'll get your wand
No one has to come to any harm
Don't try to intimidate
Your bark is much worse than your bite
Who's the baddest of them all?
I guess we're finding out tonight
[All:]
Let's go, bring it on
Better give us what we want
It's the wand for the crown
If you don't, it's going down
Let's go, make your move
Peace or war, it's up to you
Give him up and do it now
If you don't, it's going down
We want the wand
Or else the king is gone
Your time is running out
You should really watch your mouth
Let's go, pound for pound
We're prepared to stand our ground
Put your swords up, put 'em up
It's going down
Yo-ho, ho-oh, oh-oh, make the trade
Yo-ho, ho-oh, oh-oh, or walk the plank
Yo-ho, ho-oh, oh-oh, make the trade
Yo-ho, ho-oh, oh-oh, or walk the plank
[Mal:]
Ok, look, this is not a conversation
It's a do-or-die situation
If you don't give me back the king
I'll have no hesitation
I'll serve you right here
And I don't need a reservation
That way your whole "pirate crew" can have a demonstration
Release him now, and we can go our separate ways
Unless you wanna deal with me
And the VK's
[Uma:]
So that's your big speech, huh?
An empty ultimatum?
[Harry:]
All it takes is one swing and I'll humiliate him
Matter of fact, make one wrong move and I'll debilitate him
And if he even starts to slip, I'll eliminate him
All it takes is one wrong look and I'll
Uma: Harry! We get it. Chill
[All:]
Let's go, bring it on
Better give us what we want
It's the wand for the crown
If you don't, it's going down
Let's go, make your move
Peace or war, it's up to you
Give him up and do it now
If you don't, it's going down
We want the wand
Or else the king is gone
Your time is running out
You should really watch your mouth
Let's go, pound for pound
We're prepared to stand our ground
Put your swords up, put 'em up
It's going down
[Ben:]
Hey, we don't have to choose
We don't have to light the fuse
Mal, whatever you do, it's gonna be a lose-lose
There's gotta be a better way
Uma, I promise I'll give you your chance
You'll have your say
[Uma:]
Silly king! You? Give me?
You're gonna give me a chance?
Well, not a chance
[All:]
Yo-ho, ho-oh, oh-oh, make the trade
Yo-ho, ho-oh, oh-oh, or walk the plank
Yo-ho, ho-oh, oh-oh, make the trade
Yo-ho, ho-oh, oh-oh, or walk the plank
Mal is about to give Uma the wand but Uma stops her
Uma: Wait too easy. How about you give it a test run. Nothing to big either or Ben and Henry are fish bait.
Henry: (To himself) Dang it they're screwed.
Mal turns around to find something to use she then sees Dude sitting there.
Mal: Although it seems absurd turn your bark into a word.
Everything is silent for a while.
Mal: Talk dog
Dude: Does this vest make me look fat?
All the pirates start laughing as Uma smiles
Dude: Anyone got any bacon? Cookies?
Uma: Give me the wand!
Mal: Give me Ben!
Uma contemplates for a second
Uma: Harry bring them over
Harry starts walking Ben and Henry over to Uma.
Gil: Oh Uh Ben tell your mom Gaston says hi and tell your dad my dad wishes he finished off your dad when he had the chance.
Harry finally brings Ben and Henry over to Uma. Uma reaches out for the wand and Mal reaches out for Ben.
Uma: Cut them loose Harry.
Harry: I never get to have any fun.
Harry cuts Ben's rope and Mal grabs Bens hand.
Harry: Now you
Henry: Oh don't worry I got it.
Henry quickly slips himself out of the rope he was tied up with.
Harry: How did you-
Henry: I got out of your flimsy rope ages ago. I just played along because I wanted to watch the show.
Henry walks over to Mal as Mal hands Uma the wand. Uma excitedly grabs it and goes over to try and use it. Mal and the Vks quickly try and walk away. Uma points the wand to the sky.
Uma: By the power of the sea tear it down and set us free!
Everyone awaits something to happen but nothing happens. Uma realizes she's been tricked and breaks the fake wand. Mal and the Vks still haven't escaped yet so they realize they have to fight. Carlos starts shooting the smoke bombs as all the Vks grab a sword.
Uma: You do not get to win every time!
Everyone starts sword fighting as Uma faces Mal and Ben faces Gil. Harry swings over to Henry as Henry readys his sword in defense.
Harry: You ready to finally settle this?
Henry: Final match winner takes all.
Harry lunges at Henry with his sword as Henry blocks it Harry then uses his hook to try and impale Henry in his side but Henry notices and dodges
Henry: Wow using your hook as a second sword that's pretty smart even for someone as stupid as you.
Harry lunges at him again but, this time using both his sword and hook he tries to slash Henry but Henry dodges Harry continues slashing as Henry keeps dodging quickly.
Henry eventually finds an opening and is able to strike Harry's sword with enough force to knock it out of his hands and into a wall behind them. Harry tries to use his hook but Henry uses his sword to hook inside Harry's hook and yank it off his hand and drop it on the ground. Harry tries to bend down to pick it up but Henry puts his sword against Harry's neck.
Henry: Well well well this is a compromising position your in. I have all the power. I can either spare your life or it can be off with your head. Only I can make the decision. And I choose........mercy.
Henry then kicks Harry off the ship and into the water.
Henry: Hope you can swim!!
Lonnie: Henry!
Henry looks up to see that everyone has reconvened on a higher deck. Henry starts to move up there
Carlos: Jay go start the car. We'll meet you guys there
Jay and Lonnie head out. Meanwhile Uma is chasing Mal up to the higher deck but she gets distracted by Harry calling for her to help him get back up on the ship. Everyone is right in front of the exit ready to leave but Uma's crew continues sword fighting the Vks. Ben is about to turn his head to leave but is almost cut by Harry's sword coming at him.
Harry: Hiya
Everyone begins sword fighting again as Evie is fighting a pirate another one comes up behind her and try's to hit her but Henry blocks the pirates sword with his own. Both Henry and Evie almost in sync kick the pirates off the ship into the water.
Evie: Thanks
Henry: Dont thank me yet.
As Henry says that many more pirates come and surround Evie and Henry.
Henry: Carlos pass me a smoke bomb!
Carlos tosses one to them as Henry catches it and throws it on the ground the smoke gives the Vks a perfect distraction to get out of there. All the Vks leave one by one. Mal is the last one to go as throws the bridge in the water so Uma can't follow them.
Uma: What's my name? What's my name? What's my name!?
SAY IT NOW!!!!
Hey Guys So I know it's been a while and I'm sorry I haven't posted school has been very difficult lately. I only have 2 more chapters left on this book. So be prepared to see those soon. Also let's see if anyone can catch how many times Henry has dissed someone in this chapter. Until next time see ya.