"Hey (Y/n), look what I've got!" Inej held out a new knife. "If you can bang your head fifty times against the staircase in the Slat, you can name it."
You considered. "I'd love to name it, but if I have the bang my head against anything but a headboard, it's just not worth it."
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"Well," Inej said. "I'm sure I could arrange that too."
If anyone was wondering, yes, this chapter was based off of a FRIENDS reference.