(Contains explicit words and maybe even mature topics. Also inspired by GiaDaBee)
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Badum: Discord Enter
Badim: Discord Leave
(3rd pov)
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Blake: Ayo.
Weiss: Yo.
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Yang: Hey. Am I late?
Penny: Nah, just getting started.
Ruby: *Tongue noises*
Weiss: Ruby, stop deepthroating the mic.
Ruby: I-
Everyone laughs.
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Cinder: Sorry if I'm late. Bandits were trying to steal my groceries a-
Penny: No one cares, bitch.
Blake: Wow.
Ruby: It hasn't even been five minutes yet.
Cinder: You little shit we're not about to do this.
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Nora: Hey!
Oscar: Yo.
Pyrrha: Hello.
Yang: Thank goodness.
Jaune: *coughs*
Penny: You good?
Ren: He said he was feeling a little sick.
Oscar: Hell nah. Nigga got corona.
Weiss: YO-
Blake: How the fuck you know about that shit that's in a completely different universe.
Oscar: Because I can.
Ruby: Jaune take your ass to the infirmary.
Jaune: I am.
Ruby: Oh.
Weiss: How the hell did they allow to have a computer?
Cinder: Oh, whoever has a phone or scroll is gay.
Ruby: Jokes on you I'm pansexual.
Weiss: I'm on my laptop. Plus I'm queer.
Blake: Tablet.
Yang: Computer.
Oscar: Laptop.
Penny: Does a holographic device count as a phone or scroll.
Cinder: Yes.
Penny: Well, I'm queer too so....
Pyrrha: Nora, Ren, and I are on computers.
Jaune: Fuck...
Cinder: Wow, Jaune is really-
Everyone laughed.
Jaune: Anyway, I wanted to know if anyone wanted to help me with my homework.
Oscar: Fuck no do it yourself.
Jaune: Wow.
Pyrrha: I'll help.
Jaune: Thank you, Pyrrha.
Oscar: 'Dense ass.'
Jaune: I'm sorry what was that?
Oscar: Oh, nothing.
Ruby: *Fart noises from mouth*
Weiss: Ruby, get the mic out of your ass.
Ruby: YO-
Penny: Let it go, let it go-
Cinder: Shut yo bitch ass pumpkin ass up. Ol' orange microwave having ass. Looking like a carrot. Get yo "Patty cake, patty cake, bakers man" face ass. Looking like a shrimp.
Blake: Pfft-
Yang: I should not be laughing this hard...
Ruby: Oooooh...
Penny: You know what?
Cinder: What?
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Ruby: NOOOO SHE LEEEEEEFT
Pyrrha: Is this something that usually happens in your discord server?
Oscar: Yep.
Cinder: *Background door opening* Oh shit.
Penny: *In the background* You wanna talk shit huh? Say it to my face.
Cinder: Yo, I was playing. I didn't actually mean it.
Penny: No you did. Say it to my face. Do it.
Cinder *slightly laughing*: No.
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Ruby: Welp, uh-
Yang: I am so horny right now.
Jaune: Uh-
Pyrrha: I-
Ren: *Cooking pancakes*
Blake: Why are you even-
Weiss: Yang please, we don't that information.
Yang: Y'all are okay with hearing it.
Ruby: K, but we're in a chat room with team JNPR.
Nora: I'm okay with that.
Oscar: Then get Freaky On A Friday Night.
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Jack: Yoooooooo
(Yo remember Alice? Her name Cherry now lol)
Cherry: Hey.
Weiss: How the fuck?
Ruby: How in the living shit, did you guys get in this discord server?
Cherry: Blake.
Blake: Listen, the server name is literally "Everyone is fucking allowed" so I decided to add them in.
Nora: Go Pico, yeah yeah, go Pico, yeah-
Ruby: Where did you hear that song?
Nora: From this game called Friday Night Funkin-
Yang: You just summoned him.
Jaune: Summoned who-?
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Pico: WHO SUMMONED ME?!
Jaune: AHHHH-
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Pico: What I miss?
Ruby: A lot.
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Penny: Pee pee poo poo.
Oscar: Penny no-