InventorBitches
FutureCEO- Mei
GlitterMan- Izuku
FutureCEO: IZUKKUN
FutureCEO: YOURE GONNA BE IN SUPPORT TODAY
GlitterMan: yep!!
FutureCEO: I have three new blueprints for us to work on and five beta models
FutureCEO: READY FOR SOME TESTING??
GlitterMan: uh okay!
GlitterMan: what are the beta models of tho?
FutureCEO: the GlitterGoop by Hatsume Mei, future CEO of Hatsume Industries and Izuku Midoriya, future Pro Hero and assistant to Hatsume Mei
GlitterMan: I thought we finished the GlitterGoop?
FutureCEO: THERE IS ALWAYS ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT
FutureCEO: and I made other colors!!
GlitterMan: sounds fun!
GlitterMan: what ab the blueprints?
FutureCEO: guns
GlitterMan:
FutureCEO: and bombs
GlitterMan:
FutureCEO: and a prototype design for a jet pack!
GlitterMan: yeah!
Uraraka has made a New Chat
Uraraka has added TenyaIida to the chat
Uraraka has added Izuku to the chat
Uraraka has added Mei to the chat
Uraraka has named the chat Lunch Friends
Uraraka: hello!
Uraraka: I know we're all sitting together still but I figured I'd make a chat with all of us!
TenyaIida: good idea, uraraka! This will improve our communication and efficiency
Mei: EFFICIENCY FUELS PROGRESS
Mei: I like your way of thinking, engine man
TenyaIida: my name is Tenya Iida
Mei has changed TenyaIida's name to EngineMan
EngineMan: my name is Tenya Iida
Izuku: I think this is a great idea, Uraraka!
Mei has changed Izuku's name to GlitterMan
Uraraka: glitter man?
GlitterMan: it's kinda a long story...
Mei has changed Mei's name to FutureCEO
Uraraka: oooh give me a fun name!
Mei has changed Uraraka's name to NiceGirl
NiceGirl: um
NiceGirl: not that i don't like it!
NiceGirl: but it's a little bland :/
GlitterMan: Mei! Uraraka's quirk is zero gravity!
Mei has changed NiceGirl's name to GravityGirl
GravityGirl: I like it!
EngineMan: this is ineffectual and inappropriate
EngineMan: we are all sitting together, let us converse in person
Mei: GOOD IDEA
Mei: ILL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT ME AND IZUKKUN'S BABIES
GravityGirl: eh?
Staff Chat
RockSolid- Cementoss
MamaMidnight- Midnight
BigSpeaker- PresentMic
Dadzawa- Eraserhead
Rat God- Nedzu
NomNom- Lunch Rush
King- Vlad King
DoneTM- Powerloader
Nohands- Ectoplasm
IDontMiss- Snipe
REST!- Recovery Girl
Resident Therapist- Hound Dog
GenderlessVoid- Thirteen
ProblemChild- Izuku
AssMight- All Might
Rat God: teachers! Level three security breach
Rat God: please report to the school grounds for backup!
IDontMiss: coming
Nohands: I'm coming
DoneTM: omw
RockSolid: I'm outside already
REST!: I'm staying in my office
REST!: goodness knows, with this chaos I'll be needed here
King: I'm stuck behind the students
GenderlessVoid: same
MamaMidnight: same
ProblemChild: guys!!
ProblemChild: it's just the press!!
King: the press?
ProblemChild: yea, I'm by the window, I can see them
King: that doesn't change the fact that we have intruders on school grounds
GenderlessVoid: wait why has everyone calmed down
GenderlessVoid: Aizawa isn't Tenya Iida in your class?
Dadzawa is online
Dadzawa: I take no responsibility for the damage any of my students may have caused
Dadzawa: they are nearing adulthood and are responsible for their own actions
GenderlessVoid: no he was the one that got everyone to stop stampeding
Dadzawa: oh
Dadzawa: yeah he's in my class
King: smooth
Rat God: good job handling the situation, everyone! Please get your students back in order and report to the conference room once you get the chance
Rat God: Midoriya- kun, please report as well. I'd like to hear your point of view
ProblemChild: um
ProblemChild: okay!
Lunch Friends
GravityGirl- Uraraka
EngineMan- Tenya Iida
GlitterMan- Izuku
FutureCEO- Mei
GravityGirl: guys?
GravityGirl: where are all of you?
GravityGirl: I can't find anyone there's too many people
GlitterMan: I'm by the cafeteria doorway, Uraraka!
GlitterMan: although I have to go right now
EngineMan: I'm still near the elevators
EngineMan: the crowd may be thinning but I cannot seem to pass anyone yet
FutureCEO: do you see me, gravity girl!
GravityGirl: um
GravityGirl: how are you doing that
FutureCEO: support items!
FutureCEO: this is support baby #23 of Hatsume Industries
FutureCEO: they're a prototype of hovenrnfkldksnan
GlitterMan: Mei?
GlitterMan: Mei are you okay?
GravityGirl: her boots shorted and she kinda.. fell
GravityGirl: oh wait no she's getting up
GravityGirl: she's okay!
FutureCEO: HINDRANCE IS INVALUABLE WHEN ATTEMPTING PROGRESS
GravityGirl: she's gone?
GlitterMan: prolly went back to the lab
GlitterMan: sorry guys I gtg
GlitterMan: I'll see you guys in class tomorrow!
GlitterMan: Mei, I'm expecting you to get at least three hours of sleep tonight
FutureCEO: :(((
TenyaIida: three hours is not nearly enough!
TenyaIida: a student must be well rested in order to function at optimal levels!
FutureCEO: SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK
FutureCEO: I HAVE NO TIME FOR THAT IM BUSY INVENTING
GlitterMan: trust me, guys. Three hours is good for her
GlitterMan: okay wait I really gotta go now
GlitterMan: byee!!
GravityGirl: bye!
Staff Chat #2
RockSolid: Cementoss
MamaMidnight: Midnight
BigSpeaker: PresentMic
Dadzawa: Eraserhead
Rat God: Nedzu
NomNom: Lunch Rush
King: Vlad King
DoneTM: Powerloader
Nohands: Ectoplasm
IDontMiss: Snipe
REST!: Recovery Girl
Resident Therapist: Hound Dog
GenderlessVoid: Thirteen
AssMight: All Might
DoneTM: welp
DoneTM: we're screwed
IDontMiss: yup
Nohands: agreed
GenderlessVoid: ^
BigSpeaker: c'mon guys!
BigSpeaker: you're overreacting!
BigSpeaker: we'll be fine, yo!
King: Yamada, the school was just attacked
BigSpeaker: it was the press!
GenderlessVoid: we're u not in the meeting?
GenderlessVoid: Midoriya- kun's analysis depicted a villain attack
King: even I agree with the kid here
King: we're in trouble
Rat God is online
Rat God: please don't lose your heads
Rat God: I agree that our situation is.. undesirable
Rat God: but I'm certain with heightened vigilance and security we'll be able to handle it as always
DoneTM: uh
DoneTM: whoever the attacker was
DoneTM: disintegrated the whole damn entrance gate
Rat God: and we should know the villain's identity within a few hours
IDontMiss: okay like ik that were hacking the press and stuff which I'm super cool with cuz ew
IDontMiss: but if this guy is as good as it looks like, getting his face won't do much
Rat God: on the contrary, snipe!
Rat God: I believe it can be very beneficial!
Rat God: as well as serve for a wonderful lesson with Midoriya- kun!
DoneTM: uh
Rat God: tracking through public security cams!
Rat God: now if you please, I need to do inventory of our school records to ensure everything is in order
GenderlessVoid: somehow, I'm not comforted in the slightest
DoneTM: ^
IDontMiss: ^
King: ^
Nohands: ^
BigSpeaker: i think we'll be fine, yo!
GenderlessVoid: case and point