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♥Harem That's Not Really A Harem♥
【Members: Cherry Pie Lover❤🍒, Baby Chick🐣, Trendy Boi 📱, Local Baker 🍰, Tiny Tsuntsun, Spray Bottle Laugh, Good Boi 🐺, The Lion Sleeps, Octo Boy🐙, Mushroom Boi🐬, Hug at Risk🦈, Sunshine☀, Snake Whisperer 🐍, Drama Beauty Guru:, He Is The Hunter🏹, Strong Boi 🍎, Dragon Boy 🐉, E-Girl 🦇 🖤, Sleepy Boi 💤, Malleus Simp, NEET🎮👻, Protect Him At All Cost!, and Red】
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'Reshuya' changed username 'Eel 1 🦈' to 'Mushroom Boi🐬'
'Reshuya' changed username 'Eel 2 🦈 to 'Hug at Risk🦈'
'Reshuya' changed username 'Takoyaki 🐙' to 'Octo Boy🐙'
'Red' locked all usernames until further notice
Protect Him At All Cost!: Hi there, I'm ~!@*&^)%$%# from from Ignihyde!
Tiny Tsuntsun: What?
Protect Him At All Cost!: And...uhhhhh
You know what, I think I'm going to skip out on this one bye!
Protect Him At All Cost! has gone offline
Octo Boy🐙: I'm confused? Idia is you're brother okay?
NEET🎮👻: He's fine
Local Baker 🍰: At least he's okay?
Sleepy Boi 💤: Father said that this world isn't for me
E-Girl 🦇 🖤: When did I say such a thing to my son?!?
Spray Bottle Laugh: I am now concerned
Sleepy Boi 💤: I tried to pray for a new reality
Tiny Tsuntsun: What now-
Trendy Boi 📱: I am now ✨ S C A R E D ✨
"So come to me, we can change night into day" :Red
Mushroom Boi🐬: Reshuya??
Sleepy Boi 💤: A tied-up moth seemed to know a different way
Drama Beauty Guru: Since when was Reshuya a moth? They are retched creatures that eat clothing
He Is The Hunter🏹: Even moths have their own beauty to them Roi de Poison
Cherry Pie Lover❤🍒: Don't remember it, don't return to it
Baby Chick🐣: Don't remember it, don't return to it
Snake Whisperer 🐍: Don't remember what?
Sunshine☀: What are we not meant to remember or return to?
Baby Chick🐣: Oh, father tore out the umbilical cord
E-Girl 🦇 🖤: That would HARM the child to a massive extent!
He Is The Hunter🏹: Ah, that does raise a question
How are merfolk born?
Mushroom Boi🐬: That would be a bit difficult to explain I'm afraid
Octo Boy🐙: The best info I can give on how a merfolk is born most likely depends on the species a dolphin merfolk can most likely give live birth, a shark merfolk may have eggs but yes it is difficult to explain in most cases
.....I'm writing that down... :Red
Octo Boy🐙: Reshuya wtf!
Baby Chick🐣: There's nothing left in the bottle keeping me scored
We'll abandon the scenery in the....
Trendy Boi 📱: Omg is Deuce reverting back into a delinquent?!
Tiny Tsuntsun: He better not or its off with his head for 2 weeks!!
Local Baker 🍰: I'm more concerned that it sounds like he's drinking UNDERAGED!
Cherry Pie Lover❤🍒: Pay child support, pay child support
Baby Chick🐣: Divorce office
Spray Bottle Laugh: I....what...
Dragon Boy 🐉: Did they have children???
E-Girl 🦇 🖤: I don't believe that's possible for them unless...
The Lion Sleeps: The octopus and his eels have potions for that....
Octo Boy🐙: Your sleeping with the fishes tonight!
Mushroom Boi🐬: Translation: Drown you
Ahem...:Red
The Lion Sleeps:...Fuck
Can't say I'd ever eat bugs, not on toast and not in a pan! :Red
Cherry Pie Lover❤🍒: Can't say I'd ever eat bugs, not on toast and not in a pan!
Baby Chick🐣: Can't say I'd ever eat bugs, not on toast and not in a pan!
Good Boi 🐺: Can't say I'd ever eat bugs, not on toast and not in a pan!
Strong Boi 🍎: Can't say I'd ever eat bugs, not on toast and not in a pan!
Hug at Risk🦈: Can't say I'd ever eat bugs~, not on toast and not in a pan~!
Sleepy Boi 💤: Can't say I'd ever eat bugs, not on toast and not in a pan!
Hell no, I'm not eating bugs I am allergic to bugs and moths! :Red
Cherry Pie Lover❤🍒: Hell no, I'm not eating bugs I am allergic to bugs and moths!
Baby Chick🐣: Hell no, I'm not eating bugs I am allergic to bugs and moths!
Hug at Risk🦈: Hell no, I'm not eating bugs I am allergic to bugs and moths!
Good Boi 🐺: Hell no, I'm not eating bugs I am allergic to bugs and moths!
Strong Boi 🍎: Hell no, I'm not eating bugs I am allergic to bugs and moths!
Sleepy Boi 💤: Hell no, I'm not eating bugs I am allergic to bugs and moths!
NEET🎮👻: Okay, who gave the first years and Floyd crack?
Octo Boy🐙: Don't look at us, Monstro Lounge only sells alcoholic beverages-
Tiny Tsuntsun: What is wrong with you?! That's completely against the rules!
Spray Bottle Laugh: A lot of things are wrong with them
Trendy Boi 📱: We just don't question it at this point...!
Malleus Simp: Pretend they aren't talking, they will shut their mouths eventually
Drama Beauty Guru: Okay, great and all but lets get back to them, because FOR SOME REASON THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT EATING BUGS!?!?
He Is The Hunter🏹: Yes please, Monsieur Crabapple consuming insects is very concerning
Hug at Risk🦈: Ahem! >:(
Can't pay the mortgage on time~!
Cherry Pie Lover❤🍒: Can't pay the mortgage on time!
Baby Chick🐣: Can't pay the mortgage on time!
Good Boi 🐺: Can't pay the mortgage on time!
Strong Boi 🍎: Can't pay the mortgage on time!
Sleepy Boi 💤: Can't pay the mortgage on time!
Can't pay the mortgage on time! :Red
I put avocados on my toast, I don't eat bugs on my toast
Strong Boi 🍎: I put avocados on my toast, I don't eat bugs on my toast
Hug at Risk🦈: I put avocados on my toast, I don't eat bugs on my toast
Sleepy Boi 💤: I put avocados on my toast, I don't eat bugs on my toast
Cherry Pie Lover❤🍒: I put avocados on my toast, I don't eat bugs on my toast
Baby Chick🐣: I put avocados on my toast, I don't eat bugs on my toast
Good Boi 🐺: I put avocados on my toast, I don't eat bugs on my toast
I am allergic to bugs and moths!
Sleepy Boi 💤:I am allergic to bugs and moths!
Cherry Pie Lover❤🍒: I am allergic to bugs and moths!
Baby Chick🐣: I am allergic to bugs and moths!
I am allergic to bugs and moths! :Red
Strong Boi 🍎: I am allergic to bugs and moths!
Hug at Risk🦈: I am allergic to bugs and moths~!
Oh god my allergies :Red
Sunshine☀: If you're having allergies Jamil could make some soup for you!
Snake Whisperer 🐍: Key word: could
Sunshine☀: JAMIL!
Octo Boy🐙: Sigh, I suppose I could whip up some medication for you if you really need it
Strong Boi 🍎: John 3:33
Hug at Risk🦈: John 3:33
IS THERE A BUG IN HERE? PLEASE :Red
Dragon Boy 🐉: She appears to be talking about the bug allergy
Mushroom Boi🐬: Are Floyd and Epel about to recite a bible verse?
Tiny Tsuntsun: Floyd and the bible in the same sentence?!
Trendy Boi 📱: Scary~!
Hug at Risk🦈: I have no goddamn idea who John is or what a bible verse is
Mushroom Boi🐬: Nevermind...
Strong Boi 🍎: Those that have accepted that you will eat a bug, will not eat a bug!
E-Girl 🦇 🖤: That isn't a bible verse I'm afraid
Octo Boy🐙: Agreed
MY ALLERGIES ARE REALLY BAD :Red
Local Baker 🍰: Then take some medication, please you don't need to suffer
Drama Beauty Guru: The hell is wrong with you?
Hug at Risk🦈: I'm from the Coral Sea
I'm just gonna leave now :Red
Strong Boi 🍎: Herherher
Tiny Tsuntsun: We know Floyd, we know
Strong Boi 🍎: An apple twink with court documents in hand said "Please don't eat me I have a husband and kids"
Cherry Pie Lover❤🍒: EPEL IS A TWINK CONFIRMED!
Baby Chick🐣: ACE!
Trendy Boi 📱: Lmao!
Drama Beauty Guru: I always knew he would be a bottom
He Is The Hunter🏹: I shall go find Monsieur Crabapple and comfort him about it
I AM THE HUSBAND, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE KIDS??? :Red
Spray Bottle Laugh: The sudden plot twist-
E-Girl 🦇 🖤: I realized what your doing children
The Lion Sleeps: Did the herbivore take a potion to change her gender...?
Mushroom Boi🐬: We do have potions for such things, however Reshuya did not stop by Octavinelle today
E-Girl 🦇 🖤: Reshuya, I will be informing them about it
NEET🎮👻: She said do it
IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME????? :Red
Strong Boi 🍎: I committed adultery!
Spray Bottle Laugh: EW WTF
Dragon Boy 🐉: I do not understand?
The Lion Sleeps: Shit
Wait did he fuck Reshuya or....?
Octo Boy🐙:........
No Epel was somehow fucked, not Reshuya
Mushroom Boi🐬: I, I never thought....
Drama Beauty Guru: NO
WAIT
ARE YOU SEROIUS?!
WHO DID THAT TO YOU!?!?
Tiny Tsuntsun: Epel you are only 16, that's going against all kinds of rules!!!
Snake Whisperer 🐍: Gross.....
Trendy Boi 📱: God returned with Raid: Shadow Legends in hand
Sunshine☀: God returned with Raid: Shadow Legends in hand
E-Girl 🦇 🖤: God returned with Raid: Shadow Legends in hand
NEET🎮👻: Good game I give it a 6.5/10
Drama Beauty Guru: WHY ARE YOU CHANGING THE SUBJECT
Tiny Tsuntsun: Cater my patience is running thin!
Local Baker 🍰: Calm down Riddle!
He Is The Hunter🏹: Calm yourself Roi de Poison
We aren't sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends :Red
Cherry Pie Lover❤🍒: We aren't sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends
Baby Chick🐣: We aren't sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends
Good Boi 🐺: We aren't sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends
Strong Boi 🍎: We aren't sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends
Hug at Risk🦈: We aren't sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends~
Sleepy Boi 💤: We aren't sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends
Strong Boi 🍎: Please don't sue us aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
The abandonment of our marriage in the...:Red
Cherry Pie Lover❤🍒: Dadadadada
Baby Chick🐣: Dadadadada
Rose Kingdom courthouse!:Red
Strong Boi 🍎: Dadadadada
Hug at Risk🦈: Dadadadada
So with advice of the judge, I have to pay child support...:Red
Octo Boy🐙: Were you in court this whole time?!?
Local Baker 🍰: How is all of you texting during a trail even allowed?
Spray Bottle Laugh: Who knows at this point
Tiny Tsuntsun: How are you even at the Rose Kingdom?!
He Is The Hunter🏹: It seems that one of Roi de Dragon's guard has been awfully quite
The Lion Sleeps: Idia and Ortho have gone quite as well this whole time
Octo Boy🐙:.....So it seeems
Drama Beauty Guru: Yes...quite odd
Trendy Boi 📱: AAAAAAAAAA
Sunshine☀: AAAAAAAAAA
E-Girl 🦇 🖤: AAAAAAAAAA
At last, I ate the bug so I don't have to pay child support! :Red
Cherry Pie Lover❤🍒: At last, I ate the bug so I don't have to pay child support!
Baby Chick🐣: At last, I ate the bug so I don't have to pay child support!
Good Boi 🐺: At last, I ate the bug so I don't have to pay child support!
Strong Boi 🍎: At last, I ate the bug so I don't have to pay child support!
Hug at Risk🦈: At last, I ate the bug so I don't have to pay child support~!
Sleepy Boi 💤: At last, I ate the bug so I don't have to pay child support!
Trendy Boi 📱: At last, I ate the bug so I don't have to pay child support!
Sunshine☀: At last, I ate the bug so I don't have to pay child support!
E-Girl 🦇 🖤: At last, I ate the bug so I don't have to pay child support!
Sleepy Boi 💤: Might go to prison instead murder is worse than adultery
Trendy Boi 📱: Might go to prison instead murder is worse than adultery
Sunshine☀: Might go to prison instead murder is worse than adultery
Cherry Pie Lover❤🍒: Might go to prison instead murder is worse than adultery
Baby Chick🐣: Might go to prison instead murder is worse than adultery
Good Boi 🐺: Might go to prison instead murder is worse than adultery
Strong Boi 🍎: Might go to prison instead murder is worse than adultery
Hug at Risk🦈: Might go to prison instead murder is worse than adultery
Might go to prison instead murder is worse than adultery :Red
E-Girl 🦇 🖤: Might go to prison instead murder is worse than adultery
He Is The Hunter🏹: Ah...they seem to be saying that Monsieur Crabapple has been slayed
Drama Beauty Guru: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL?!?
Tiny Tsuntsun: Of course your all going to prison, you murdered a fellow student of Night Raven Collage! AND WASN'T EPEL PART OF YOUR LITTLE CREW?!
Malleus Simp: Then how is Epel even still texting if he's dead?!
E-Girl 🦇 🖤: Fufufu~ look who decided to appear again!
Malleus Simp: I do not wish to speak with you right now Lilia-sama
Ayo we ain't finished yet! :Red
E-Girl 🦇 🖤: Ah yes, take it away Cater!
Trendy Boi 📱: Omg stop, you flatter me~! But if you insist^^
It's ok, I'm dying soon! I am allergic to bugs and moths!
Sunshine☀: It's ok, I'm dying soon! I am allergic to bugs and moths!
E-Girl 🦇 🖤: It's ok, I'm dying soon! I am allergic to bugs and moths!
Sleepy Boi 💤: It's ok, I'm dying soon! I am allergic to bugs and moths!
Cherry Pie Lover❤🍒: It's ok, I'm dying soon! I am allergic to bugs and moths!
Baby Chick🐣: It's ok, I'm dying soon! I am allergic to bugs and moths!
It's ok, I'm dying soon! I am allergic to bugs and moths!:Red
Hug at Risk🦈: E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Good Boi 🐺: E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Strong Boi 🍎: E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Protect Him At All Cost!: E-I-E-I-E-I-O
NEET🎮👻: E-I-E-I-E-I-O
E-Girl 🦇 🖤: E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Mushroom Boi🐬: I'm at a loss for words
Tiny Tsuntsun: WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING??!!
Local Baker 🍰: I-.....I'm at my wits end
Spray Bottle Laugh: Who's their drug dealer
Dragon Boy 🐉: Aren't they too young in human terms?
The Lion Sleeps: Who the hell gave the kids crack....
Octo Boy🐙: Once again Monstro Lounge only serves alcoholic beverages
Malleus Simp: I know none of you except for waka-sama....
Trendy Boi 📱: CUPHEAD 2
Sunshine☀: CUPHEAD 2
E-Girl 🦇 🖤: CUPHEAD 2
Sleepy Boi 💤: CUPHEAD 2
Cherry Pie Lover❤🍒: E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Baby Chick🐣: E-I-E-I-E-I-O
E-I-E-I-E-I-O :Red
Hug at Risk🦈: E-I-E-I-E-I-O~
Good Boi 🐺: E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Strong Boi 🍎: E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Protect Him At All Cost!: HEY GUYS LOOK IT'S US! ORTHO AND IDIA FROM IGNIHYDE! HI WE CAME BACK TO THE CHAT NOW, HI!!!!!!!
NEET🎮👻: HEY GUYS LOOK IT'S US! IDIA AND ORTHO FROM IGNIHYDE! HI WE CAME BACK TO THE CHAT NOW, HI!!!!!!!
Cutting people, cutting people :Red
Ahahahaha
Snake Whisperer 🐍: Woman are you insane!?
Hug at Risk🦈: Unnghhenuhaanuh someone pls get me an antihistamine unnghhenuhaanuh
Mushroom Boi🐬: Dear me, Floyd are you perhaps drunk by any chance?
Octo Boy🐙: Floyd what did I say about touching the products!!?
Protect Him At All Cost!: Mickey Mouse here!
Huhho!
Drama Beauty Guru: Ew a mouse? WHERE?!?!
Malleus Simp: Eh? Who....?
Protect Him At All Cost!: Oh, you better watch out!
Huhho!
NEET🎮👻: IMMA COMIN FOR YA!
Protect Him At All Cost!: IMMA COMIN FOR YA!
Strong Boi 🍎: IMMA COMIN FOR YA!
Drama Beauty Guru: You all disgust me!
He Is The Hunter🏹: There there, Roi de Poison
Even bugs have beauty to them
Snake Whisperer 🐍: How are they not dead??
Mushroom Boi🐬: I'm not sure anymore
Octo Boy🐙: I pray for their health
Spray Bottle Laugh:..........I'm eating bugs now
Dragon Boy 🐉: ????
The Lion Sleeps: RUGGIE WHAT THE FUCK
Malleus Simp: Are you alright Waka-sama?
Are you eating bugs? :Red
Cherry Pie Lover❤🍒: Are you eating bugs?
Baby Chick🐣: Are you eating bugs?
Good Boi 🐺: Are you eating bugs?
Strong Boi 🍎: Are you eating bugs?
Hug at Risk🦈: Are you eating bugs~?
Sleepy Boi 💤: Are you eating bugs?
Trendy Boi 📱: Are you eating bugs?
Sunshine☀: Are you eating bugs?
E-Girl 🦇 🖤: Are you eating bugs?
NEET🎮👻: Are you eating bugs?
Protect Him At All Cost!: Are you eating bugs?
Drama Beauty Guru: NO! WHY WOULD ANY SANE PERSON EAT BUGS!?
He Is The Hunter🏹: Roi de Poison........
Snake Whisperer 🐍: No, no, I can see it
why a person would eat bugs
Mushroom Boi🐬: Bugs are a source of protein if you think about it
Octo Boy🐙: A good source of food to go to as well for a bit if you happened to be lost in the wilderness
FACTS! :Red
He Is The Hunter🏹: May I ask what that was Damne Monochrome?
Cherry Pie Lover❤🍒: Lyric prank! Happy April fools!
Baby Chick🐣: Happy April fools!
Hug at Risk🦈: Happy April fools!
Trendy Boi 📱: Happy April fools!
Sunshine☀: Happy April fools!
E-Girl 🦇 🖤: Happy April fools!
NEET🎮👻: Happy April fools!
Protect Him At All Cost!: Happy April fools!
Dragon Boy 🐉: April....fools...?
Tiny Tsuntsun: Oh now I remember Reshuya mentioning that!
A tradition from your world correct?
That's correct! :Red
I couldn't think of any physical pranks to pull so we decided to do a lyrics prank instead^^
Trendy Boi 📱: It was really fun! Also most of us involved with the prank are at Ramshackle
E-Girl 🦇 🖤: All except for me, Cater, Kalim, and Idia
NEET🎮👻: We've already agreed that since its late they'll have a sleepover/spend the night
The Lion Sleeps: As long as no funny business happens I don't care where they are
Drama Beauty Guru: THEY CAN STAY WHEREEVER THEY WANT FOR TONIGHT, JUST NEVER TALK ABOUT THAT AGAIN!
Alright then, goodnight guys! :Red
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