Jenlisa oneshots

By Son_Chae_The_Bae

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Jenlisa Started at July 28, 2018 Ended at More

Pinch
NOW
Cold
Tears
Girlfriend
Smile
Don't
Dumb and dumber
Drunk chichu
Lost
2 Anniversary
Running man
Jenlisa/chaelisa/lisoo
A/N
Mommy!!!
Nooooooo!!!!!!!! 1
Lily's Life 2
Lily's Life 3
Lily's life 4
A/n
?
Dumb lisa?
A/N
Lily's life 5
Stay happy for us
Stay happy for us pt2
A/n
Stay happy for us pt3
Stay happy for us pt4
Stay happy for us pt 5
Stay happy for us pt 6
Stay happy for us pt7
Stay happy for us pt8
Stay happy for us 9
A/n
Stay happy for us pt 10
A/N
Why did we have kids
Because im gay
Noices!?
Bad
Bathroom
Lisa's Driver License
Lisa's revenge
A/N
My bully
Lisa's Revenge 2
Lisa's Revenge 3
Childhood Friends
Why!
Sick Lisa
Twicevelvet babysitting?
TwiceVelvet Babysitting 2
random
Childhood Friends 2
High School Romance
Thanksgiving Special
Attention
A/n
Stay away from who?
Lets be friends ✨🥰 A/N
Happy mother's day
Tsundere
thousand plushies
Mommy
Mommy 2
Under the Rain teaser
The milf Lisa met at the airport
Teacher Nini

The girl that stole my egg ft 2yeon

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By Son_Chae_The_Bae


IDOL HIGH SCHOOL 

professor: ok class today we are going to take care of an egg 

student: why so professor? 

professor: to show the evolution of an animal starting from the egg. now here are the partners Jennie and Nayeon, Jisoo and Jihyo, Lisa and Jeongyeon, Rose and Dahyun, Momo and Sana *finishes the list of partners* I hope you like your partners because I'm not changing them and here are your eggs 

Jennie: I'm glad your my partner Nayeon eonni

Nayeon: me too I'm really glad that it's not Momo or she would ate the egg already 

Momo: hey I heard that :(

Nayeon: hehe 

Rose: let's name the egg Jesus 

Dahyun: yes finally someone that agrees with me 

Jeongyeon: how the hell are we supposed to take care of an egg? sit on it?

Lisa: that is an eggcellent idea 

Jeongyeon: hahaha!! that was a good one Manoban 

Jennie: look at those 2 idiots 

Nayeon: Hey Jeongyeon why are you sitting on the damn egg you're supposed to take care of it!

Jeongyeon: I am 

Lisa: do you not know how chickens take care of their eggs?

Jennie: ahh now we understand you're sitting on the egg because you guys are chickens

Lisa: WE'RE NOT CHICKENS WE'RE COOLEST

Jennie: having the same brain size as a chicken is not cool Lisa now eonni lets get away from these chickens 

Lisa and Jeongyeon: HEY GET BACK HERE *chases Jennie and Nayeon*

Jihyo: yeah you guys are not going anywhere

Jisoo: take the damn egg and leave 

Jeongyeon: ok ok we'll go 

Outside of school 

Jeongyeon: you wanna take care of this damn egg?

Lisa: nope do you?

Jeongyeon: no 

Lisa: well shit what do we do then?

Jeongyeon: I mean we can eat the egg 

Lisa: right we can always get a new one 

Jeongyeon: but the little shit has to hatch 

Lisa: this damn project is not due till like next week 

Jeongyeon: ok then LETS GO COOK THIS EGG!!

Nayeon for afar: those 2 are going to fail

Jennie: agreed 

Nayeon: hey don't you think we should name the egg?

Jennie: but what?

Nayeon: Son Chaeyoung 

Jennie: why Son Chaeyoung?

Nayeon: because it's small and tiny and if we draw hair on the egg it'd look just like chaeyougie 

Chaeyoung: meanie 

Nayeon: god damn it Chaeyoung you scared me where did you come from?

Jennie: NAYEON THE EGG

Chaeyoung: here you go eonni I caught your egg 

Jennie: thank you chaengie 

Chaeyoung: yeah you're welcome I have to go now Mina is gonna start looking for me 

Nayeon: hmm you and mina ehh? oh well bye bye baby cub 

4 days after 

Lisa: Yo Jeongyeon I heard today in Science we have to bring the egg in 

Jeongyeon: ahh but it's not next week 

Lisa: idk I was told by Irene Sunbae that professor is gonna give birth or something 

Jeongyeon: SHE WAS PREGNANT 

Lisa: I know right I never knew too 

Jeongyeon: well do you have the egg?

Lisa: no do you?

Jeongyeon: no that's why I asked you 

Lisa: what do we do?

Jeongyeon: we steal one

Lisa: from who?

Jeongyeon: the one bunny girl and the walking mandu just follow my plan 

In the Hallway

Nayeon: Hey JenJen I have to use the bathroom I'll be right back here take the egg

Jennie: oh ok 

In the bathroom

Jeongyeon: hey there baby 

Nayeon: ew you just hang out in the bathroom that's nasty 

Jeongyeon: what ew no I was actually waiting for you Im 

Nayeon: still ew 

Jeongyeon: shut up or I'll kiss you 

Nayeon: Well...I have to pee 

Jeongyeon: ugh you're so damn annoying *kisses Nayeon*

Nayeon: *freaks out but then slowly get intoxicated by Jeong's kiss* 

Jeongyeon: *releases from kiss* mm your lips are soft now can I have your egg

Nayeon: MY WHAT 

Jeongyeon: your egg you know the egg you have

Nayeon: I DONT EVEN KNOW IF IM FERTILE YOU FUCKING PERV 

Jeongyeon: what ew no I don't want your eggs to make baby's I just wanna take the egg for science class

Nayeon: WHAT THE HELL JEONGYEON YOU MAKE OUT WITH ME JUST FOR AN EGG 

Jeongyeon: we could continue if you wanna I mean I really don't mind just let me tell Lisa something

Nayeon: fucking idiot *pulls jeongyeon and makes out with her*

In hallway

Lisa: Oh what the hell Jeongyeon fine I guess I have to get this egg then *runs to find Jennie* 

Lisa: *bumps into someone* oh I'm sorry here's your egg- 

Jennie: God damn it Lisa you could of made me crack the egg now give it back 

Lisa: actually I'm kinda like this egg I'm gonna keep it thanks *runs away*

Jennie: HEY GIVE ME BACK MY EGG *chases Lisa* 

Lisa: oh yeah you want it shorty? then grab it *puts egg in her hand and rises it in the air* 

Jennie: give me that damn egg Manoban *jumps to try and get but trips and falls on to Lisa*

Lisa: ahhh 

Lisa and Jennie: *noses are touching and faces are close to each other* 

Lisa: *try to get up but accidentally kisses Jennie* 

Jennie: *shocked*

Lisa: *moves away from Jennie* ahh Sorry about the kiss hehe but thanks for the egg 

Jennie: 'what the hell she just stole my egg why am I not going after her? ahh she didn't just steal the fucking egg but my heart to argh. but I kinda enjoyed that kiss' hehe 

Classroom 

Jennie: what happened to you Nayeon why is your hair and clothes messy?

Nayeon: I'd like to ask what's wrong with you why are you so red?

Jennie: nothing :)

Nayeon: then me too so where's the egg?

Jennie: huh?

Jeongyeon: you here take this damn egg 

Nayeon: what?

Lisa: we don't need it anymore since you put your names on the egg 

Jennie: oh hehe yeah 

Lisa: oh and Jennie take this 

Jennie: what is this?

Lisa: my number call me *wink* 










Hello this is your author thank you for reading I hope you enjoyed it and I'm sorry if there is anything grammatically incorrect anyways have a good day or night depending on your time zone bye bye~

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