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Ishita_olsen✓ Happy #dermalogicapatner #dontknowwhyimgettingsponsered
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Ishita_olsen✓ my sister from another mister turns 21 today. My soulmate and partner in crime, the only one that would go on morning drives at one in the morning, dance in the rain with me and go on ever single rollacoaster we come across. I swear in one universe I got have a little bit of luck and be your lover. My missing puzzle piece and the friend who will get drunk with you the day before class. I love you so much I think I might combust. Happy birthday kenzzzz
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Ishita_olsen✓ Why the fuck you acting like a supporting actor in your own life? Be that Bitch baby and own who you are.
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User9003 tell them baby don't need validation from anyone, gonna be the way I want and live the way I want.
>Ishita_olsen✓ yas queen, preach it for those in the back. We don't need their negativity in our lives
>Sebastian Stan✓ does that mean I can cut you because of your negativity about one direction and how they are not getting back together speech which you tell me everyday. It is starting to become your daily mantra.
>Ishita_olsen✓ oh look bass used a big word also that is not negativity that is me pouring out my heart and soul to you. You ungrateful bastard I'm sure Tom Holland wouldn't be as mean.
>Sebastian Stan✓ don't you dare
>Tom Holland✓ oh, are you ditching Sebastian for me. This is awesome
>Ishita_olsen✓ you are now my new best friend. Sebastian who?
>Sebastian Stan✓ I guess that limited edition present that is signed by a certain someone can go back or be sold to someone else
>Ishita_olsen✓ you do that I will kill you
>Sebastian Stan✓ if I am murdered here is the evidence it was Ishita
>Ishita_olsen✓ tell your sides I'm done with you they can have you. Just sign the divorce papers and then we are through Anthony Mackie, Chris Evans
>Enews 👀
>Ishita_olsen✓ I know you ain't tryna make fake ass news. We are joking good god. But can Anthony Mackie come and take him be is bothering me too much
>Anthony Mackie✓ hold on, that is not the agreement we had. You keep him occupied during the weekends I see him almost everyday. I'm tired of him I've already done my part he is yours for still another 24 hours.
>Sebastian Stan✓ sure, I see how you really feel. I'm sure Chris Evans would spend time with me
>Chris Evans✓ well would you look at the time I think my dog is burning and the oven in need of a walk.
>Sebastian Stan✓ fuck you all. I don't need any of you. I'm going to make it on my own. And that is what you came up with fuck you asshole.
>Robert Downey Jr✓ there there you'll be okay. I'll open up Downey village just for you to eat away your sorrows
>Sebastian Stan✓ at least someone cares. I knew I should have joined team Ironman.
>Ishita_olsen✓ civil war part 2. Except Tony and Nat are dead, Steve is old, Thor is off the earth, Spiderman is fighting idiots, Stephen strange I don't know, Wanda is grieving and Clint is in retirment for the 100th time or training new agents for shield and wakanda is like I'm done with your guys bullshit so leave me out the narrative so it is just Sam and bucky vs the new bad guy. With Sebastian wondering were he belongs and trying to fill in the spots of the previous avengers and their relationship and bromance is explored deeper. I think marvel should hire me. I make a fucking amazing plotline
>Sebastian Stan✓ no you don't doll, I had a fucking headache trying to understand what you were saying
>Ishita_olsen✓ wow I just realised how empty the franchise has become like most people have already had their arch. I'm not ready for marvel to end. Like after Wanda Vision they will probably be finished, Loki will have his movie and be done, Nat will have her movie and then be done, Thor is probably going to be in one of his last movies and same with guardians of the galaxy. So basically all there is left is Dr strange, sam and Bucky and Spiderman. And then they are going to have a whole new cast of marvel members. No. I'm sobbing and having a mental break down and Bruce banner will probably be mentioned once or twice so these are probably the last of the original cast mates. That is so fucking sad. How can this happen. You can't take away my source of happiness and my one true light in my life.
>Sebastian Stan✓ remember what we talked about deep breaths. It will be okay. And I already told you I can't confirm or deny anything.
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Ishita_olsen✓ just had my daily breakdown. If you want to see it go see my latest post where I cried about marvel.
Niall
The lads
Boo bear: so has anything happened between you and her or are you still stuck in the friend zone
Zaynie: Niall mate, if I were you I'd do it quickly she seems very close to the MCU cast especially Sebastian Stan whom she has admitted to having a crush on.
Nialler: I know it's not fair, I've know her longer than him but they are more friendly
Hazza: but are you trying to be her mate or boyfriend?
Payno: maybe that is why your not close? I say go for it the worse she can do is say no
Nialler: or she could think I'm an idiot rejected me then I would lose the friendship we have and I don't want to lose that. I'd rather have her in my life than one where she blocks me because of my feelings
Zaynie: Niall she adores you, she'd be a fool to say no and if she does then that's her loss where else can you find a gorgeous Irish leprechaun that can sing and loves food and has a heart of gold. Nowhere.
Nialler: thanks zee, but she can have anyone why would she want me?
Payno: lad, are you forgetting who you are?
Boo bear: you have million of girls who would love to go on a date with you
Nialler: but I don't want those girls I want her. I really like her and she only sees me as a friend and even if she didn't she is not looking for a relationship right now said she hasn't enough time.
Hazza: no one is pressuring you Niall, but maybe tell her your feelings when your ready I have a feeling her reaction will be the one you want
Niall: enough about me how are your guys love life? You two still single or nah? And what about the other two that are in relationships?
Zaynie: yeah Liam, so when you going to propose.
Hazza: you're going to propose. Can I be the best man I already have a speech prepared it has amazing jokes
Payno: we will see but yeah got the ring this December after asking her parents. Like I love her and want to spend my life with her but I'm not sure when to do it.
Boo bear: zaynie now is your time to shine
Zaynie: why are you waiting for me, failed engagement remember, it was in the media for ages about how I broke up with Perrie over text
Boo bear: but she said yes
Hazza: how about we leave the past in the past. I think do something sweet and simple but still romantic. Like rent out her favourite restaurant and have it decorated and then propose during the dessert.
Nialler: yeah I agree with Haz you'll be fine. You love one another it is like you are already all you need now is a paper
So Zayn how is Gigi?
Zaynie: she is good, we are both trying to keep the experience to ourselves as much as possible and she is glowing so much. But yeah, she keeps reading books and I know she is going to be an amazing mother.
Hazza: speaking of children, how are Bear and Freddie? I haven't spoken to both of them in so long. I miss their little faces, and their cute voices
Boo bear: you can't get pregnant Haz, stop this obsession with babies. And don't get a girl pregnant just so you can have a kid. Also I'm sorry Zayn that was insensitive and I wasn't thinking.
Zaynie: it's fine bro, don't worry about. I just don't like to think about the past to much ya know. Also Harry why the fuck am I seeing pictures of you looking like your the mario kart character?
Nialler: sorry Haz, got to agree on this one what the hell were you thinking?
Boo bear: that is hilarious. Why are you dressing like an old man aren't you a figure head for Gucci? Surely they should give you better clothes if that is what they are calling fashion these days.
(I can't remember the dates and I am too lazy to search it up it is one in the morning when I am writing this)
Hazza: well Liam?
Payno: I mean Maya thinks you look good anyway so if I said anything she would probably recreate the scene from tangled with the frying pan. So for my sanity and with utter regret, you look great.
Zaynie: mate even your fans agree this is the worst you have looked.
Hazza: anything else anyone wants to say?
Payno: you know we adore you but we have to be honest with you lad.