Y/n created a new chatroom
'Teyvat'
Y/n added LOT OF PEOPLE
Rosaria:
What the hell is this shit again?!
Y/n:
Pleaseee don't leave again!! I'll do anything!!
Rosaria:
Get me a bottle of dandelion wine and we're cool
Y/n:
Uh, I can't really, what about I transfer you some money so you can buy it yourself?
Rosaria:
Sounds like a deal
Venti:
Heyyy, you sure have money to spare for a good bard right?
Diluc:
Stop asking others for money
Venti:
Eh? I'm an adult I can do what I want!
So Y/n, any money left for me?
Y/n:
I bet Aether has a lot of mora in his pockets!
Venti:
Oh right! Thank you for remembering me...
Aether~ Do you want to lend an old friend some mora?~
Aether:
No
Venti:
Aw~ come on~
Aether:
No
Venti:
Y/nnn help me!!
Y/n:
Come on Aether, give him some mora and then hide where he can't find you
Aether:
Sounds like a plan...
Ok, I'll do it!
Paimon:
Wait, so easy?
Y/n:
Anyways, are the people of Liyue and my Fatui friends sleeping?
Aether:
Fatui?
Kaeya:
Your friends?
Y/n:
Eh? Yeah? Why ya ask so weird?
Scaramouche:
Did I do something wrong?
Jean:
No, well at least not yet...
Paimon:
You guys look really shady!
Y/n:
I have a question that is nagging me for an hour...
Tartaglia:
Shoot girlie
Y/n:
Who is taller, Scaramouche or Xiao?
Xiao & Scaramouche:
Me of course
No, it's me!
Y/n:
Woah Imagine being short and fighting with a person if they are shorter than themselves
Zhongli:
So I assume you yourself are a tall person?
Y/n:
Of course! I'm proud to say that I'm 4'10 tall!
Everyone:
...
Ganyu:
Hey, it's alright.
Y/n:
Huh?
Diluc:
Who is gonna tell her?
Keqing:
Definitely not me
Tartaglia:
I won't, I don't need enemies who can look into the future
Paimon:
Y/N CAN LOOK INTO THE FUTURE?!
Y/n:
No, no I can't.
Tartaglia:
But-
La Signora:
Shut up idiot, Y/n already explained this multiple times to you!
Y/n:
Thank you, Signora!
Xiangling:
I gotta go, my new dish is finished!
Aether:
What did you make this time..?
Xiangling:
I name it 'Emergency Food'
Y/n:
Oh, is it that one I especially asked you to try to cook?
Xiangling:
Yeah, but I had to change some things...
Xinyan:
I have no good feeling...
Xiangling:
I couldn't add an actual Phoenix feather so I used a feather of a very rare bird!
Xingqui:
If I may ask, what exactly did you make..?
Xiangling:
Y/n requested I should try a new dessert! I added sugar, feather, butter, rice flour, an hoarfrost core, some slime concentrate, and of course the different berries
Paimon:
Did Paimon hear right? HOARFROST CORE?
Bennett:
I won't try this, I have enough bad luck
Baizhu:
I also don't recommend eating this
Diona:
Xiangling? Would you like to destroy the wine industry together? You seem to have pretty good ideas...
Xiangling:
Sorry I'm a cock and not a bartender
Anyways, Xinyan are you ready to try it?
Xinyan:
Eh- sure, I'll be there soon
Barbara:
I pray for you my fellow musician <3
Y/n:
Hey! Xiangling is that kind of cook with weird food recipes but amazing taste
Xiangling:
Yeah! I even won against that one woman in Mondstadt in a cooking showdown
Paimon:
Oh! Paimon remembers! Paimon and Aether helped you ✌🏻
Y/n:
It's a shame I can't taste it...
Xiangling:
Aw, don't be sad! I'm gonna send you a picture when it's cooled off 💨
Kaeya:
Uh chill anyways, I'm quite curious how you look like Y/n. Can you send a picture of you?
Y/n:
I don't know, CAN I?
Kaeya:
-_-
Y/n:
Oh but I can send a cosplay picture!
Albedo:
What is cosplay?
Paimon:
Can you eat that?
Y/n:
Meh, I just show you
Picture of cosplay
Zhongli:
Why do you send us a picture of Hu Tao?
Hu Tao:
I can't remember making this picture, also I don't know the location👻
Y/n:
It's mee with cosplay on
Xiao:
So you can shapeshift into different people?
Y/n:
Eh some people say it that way but it's different from the shape-shifting you have in mind
Diluc:
What do you mean?
Y/n:
Well it's like putting Hu Taos clothes on, a wig, contacts, and makeup
Scaramouche:
Pfft- are you bald or why would you need a wig?
Y/n:
Uh no? It's to look more like Hu Tao?
Ningguang:
What are these contacts you talked about?
Y/n:
Oh I guess they don't exist in your world.. Contacts are thingies you can put in your eyes and have then your wished eye color/pupil shape
Sucrose:
Oh, that sounds very interesting! I wonder what kind of alchemist invented them...
Y/n:
I wouldn't really compare to alchemy...
Sucrose:
Huh? What is it then?
Y/n:
Do I look like I know?
Amber:
Well we still don't know how you look like
Y/n:
And you never will know!
Venti:
Man that's no fun...
La Signora:
Just wait until my people hack your camera and we know everything about you...
Y/n:
What?😃
Just so you know Ignora, if you try I won't hesitate to find out every detail about the fatui and use it against you
La Signora:
Bro, what are you talking about? You are part of us!
Jean:
She is what?
Kaeya:
I knew she was suspicious from the start...
Y/n:
Eh guys it's no big deal
Aether:
Since when?
Y/n:
You mean since when I'm part of them? I guess almost a week
Lisa:
Why did you join them?
Y/n:
Why not? They are pretty fun to mess with
Amber:
That's not a reason to join them-
Diluc:
I wonder how a Crackhead like you who also is from another dimension could be of any use to the Fatui. Why would they need you?
Tartaglia:
She is entertaining
La Signora:
Yeah that's it pretty much
Scaramouche:
She also wouldn't be allowed in our chatroom if she didn't join which would be quite boring.
Venti:
Understandable
Y/n:
Jean, Kaeya, Aether, and Lisa are we cool again?
Lisa:
Of course sweetie <3
Kaeya:
Of course m'lady
Aether:
We're cool bro
Jean:
I don't see any problem with just chatting with them
Tartaglia:
Ya know we are just humans too?
Diluc:
Yeah, humans who are planning something bad
La Signora:
Aww, are you jealous that we are stronger? How sweet or should I say pathetic?
Y/n:
Ignora don't mess with him redhead is hella strong
Tartaglia:
Trust Y/n, you know how she predicted my loss in the fight
Aether:
So that's the reason you were so excited?
Tartaglia:
That and I really enjoy strong fights :D
Paimon:
This guy can't be helped any more...
Keqing:
Agree
Y/n:
Anyways, I haven't heard anything from Klee. Doesn't she have a phone?
Kaeya:
Well, she does but...
Jean:
I took it away because she searched up how to make stronger bombs
Y/n:
Oh, understandable. I can give you an instruction on how to make a nuclear bomb, trust me it's not dangerous at all!
Klee:
Yay! Klee wants to make a nuclear bomb!!
Y/n:
Ayy it's Klee!!
Jean:
How did you?!
Klee:
Mister Kaeya gave me my phone back
Kaeya:
Klee, I told you not to tell her!!
Klee:
Oh no, Klee is very sorry...
Jean:
Nah it's fine Klee, it ain't your fault
Klee:
Yay! May I try to make this new bomb now?
Lisa:
I don't know if that's such a good idea...
Klee:
But Miss Y/n said it's not dangerous!
Y/n:
Yeah, I wouldn't call it dangerous, I think deadly fits better :)
Paimon:
Ain't that even worse?
Y/n:
No? It's better! Just think about the high risk you go through when making one and all the painful screams when throwing it at a place with a lot of people 🥰
Scaramouche:
Aww now I know again why you perfectly fit in with us☺️
Ganyu:
I didn't expect Y/n to be the kinda person who would commit genocide
Y/n:
Who said I didn't already?
Bennett:
YOU DID WHAT?!
Y/n:
Haha just kidding!
Bennett:
Phew
Y/n:
Unless...
Bennett:
EH?!
Y/n:
Got ya again!
Paimon:
Paimon is confused, did she commit genocide or didn't?
Xiao:
It doesn't matter if she did as long she doesn't try to do it in Liyue
Y/n:
I could never harm Liyues people! Well most of them...
That was part 4! Thank you for 500+ reads! I'm happy that you guys enjoy this book and I hope you liked this chapter. See ya soon~