the french trio || bts crack...

By bacontae

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"i just wanted pasta, not a sauce tsunami" "welcome to the spaghetto πŸ˜”" __ In which Taehyung, Jimin and Jin... More

Hey!πŸ’—
frenchies are back 😚
not the smartest in the drawerπŸ˜”
the creation of the spice boys 😎
pussycatdoll's anthem 😌🐱
the chic spaghetto πŸπŸ’…
hobi is onto sumn 😳
i hat you 😑🎩
lizartae geckhyung 🦎🀩
girlsgogames is a bitch 🀨
we're all in this together πŸ˜ŽπŸ’ƒ
take a sniff bro
hakuna your tatas
tae's safety bag
it's friday girls 😚😍
bingo b
tinky winky πŸ’ƒ
fruit party πŸ‘πŸ’πŸ
it's spooky 😳
slender man=jungkook πŸ’ƒπŸ˜ˆ
microwave πŸ‹πŸŠ
happy feet πŸ§šβ€β™€οΈπŸ§
let it bee 🐝
who is manjune ? 😳
u a virgin ?
sec sire πŸ™ˆ
mister break-a-leg
nachos and furries πŸ™€
microphobe !?🎀😱
chat noir oppa?? πŸ˜³πŸ’¦
pie hole πŸ₯§πŸ•³
mission: jungkook, hide pt.1
humans are ugly πŸ€’πŸ’”
bruce me πŸ’ͺ😌
french nails ?? πŸ‡«πŸ‡·πŸ’…
justin cat boy??
(love?) letter pt. 2
love!letter
thiefbrush

(love?) letter

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By bacontae

(A/N: i have arisen from the dead

hello)

______________

space boys

jintleman: guys i think i'm being bullied 😭

famjoon: HUH

meep: wtf why??

jintleman: today i went to my locker and when i opened it there was a letter inside.

famjoon: oh yeah?? 😎

jintleman: AND YEAH WHEN I OPENED IT

jintleman: GUESS WHAT IT SAID HM

milkytae: we- we don't know

jintleman: WELL I QUOTE

jintleman: 'dear mister kim,
you're ego makes me lose my hair

respectfully, stfu
-your biggest fan'

famjoon: HUH

kooknoir: well at least respectfully 🤷‍♀️

jintleman: WHO WOULD WRITE SHIT LIKE THAT

jintleman: WHOEVER IT WAS,,, THEY ARE GETTIBG THEIR ASS BEATEN

hobihobo: hey hey hey ppl are mean but that doesn't mean you can be mean, yk what i mean??

jintleman: ... i don't think ik what you mean

milkytae: jin sweetie, dw if they lost their hair bc of you

jimonchérie: yeah it was prolly stanky anyways 🙄

jintleman: idc i will find out who it was.

             chat noir it's on sight

meep: namjoon

famjoon: y-yeah ?

meep: why do i have a feeling that you're involved in this jin situation

famjoon: what how-

meep: i'm literally next to you rn

famjoon: and??

meep: you just slammed your face on the table and said 'damn i fucked up'

meep: so 😐

famjoon: busted 😫

kooknoir: if you're next to each other why are you texting

meep: bc this is a chat ff

kooknoir: what

meep: forget it

famjoon: haha yeah let's just forget it all<3

meep: joon i ain't done with you

famjoon: sigh

meep: what did you do

famjoon: I HAD NO BAD INTENTIONS I SWEAR

famjoon: i wrote him a love letter 😭

kooknoir: what- oh boy what kind of love letters do you know??

famjoon: LET ME TALK

famjoon: anyways

famjoon: yeah i did plan on slipping the letter into his locker

famjoon: but i think i know what happened 😐

famjoon: i bumped into this guy i forgot his name

famjoon: and apparently he had a letter too and ig they got mixed up so i took his and he took mine

meep: aren't you making this up now

kooknoir: that's really cliché don't you think

famjoon: I SWEAR IM NOT LYING

meep: no this sounds like the plot from an episode of victorious come on

famjoon: DON'T ACT LIKE THIS WHOLE FANFIC AIN'T NICKELODEON HUMOR ANYWAY 😭

kooknoir: what?? i'm questioning my existence yet again

famjoon: I'M FR NOT LYING

meep: wow okay then

meep: what are the odds (i guess??)

famjoon: i'm also worried now bc someone else would receive my letter

famjoon: i regret being brave enough to sign it with my full name 😭

kooknoir: what

kooknoir: YOU ARE GONNA CONFESS FR ???

famjoon: WELL I WAS PLANNING ON

famjoon: BUT THE UNIVERSE ALWAYS SHOWS ME OBVIOUS SIGNS THAT I SHOULD JUST LET IT BE TF

meep: ouch

kooknoir: the universe always tells me that pinapple can't go on pizza and i live by that

meep: we've had this convo before jungkook don't start again

kooknoir: but you're still not agreeing 🙄 i'm gonna talk about this until you face the cold reality

meep: yeah no

famjoon: I'M ALSO SCARED THAT JIN FINDS OUT THAT I SLIPPED THE LETTER INSIDE HIS LOCKER

famjoon: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN WHAT REALLY HAPPENED?!?!?!
kooknoir: or you just

kooknoir: act like you did write the bullying letter bc i doubt you'll have the balls to confess now

famjoon: he's going to hate me 😐

kooknoir: don't say that

kooknoir: my brother used to play pranks on people all the time and got caught a lot too !!

famjoon: really??

kooknoir: yeah but then he lost all his friends,, so

famjoon: it's a sad planet.

famjoon: WAIT

famjoon: I'M IN THE HALLWAYS RN

famjoon: THERE IS THIS GUY AGAIN

famjoon: HOLD ON ILL TALK TO HIM

kooknoir: oh shit

meep: whoever his letter was dedicated to,,, i'm very concerned

.
.
.

famjoon: okay uhm so

famjoon: i'm back??

meep: what did he say

famjoon: his name is jackson

kooknoir: OHHH THAT GUY

famjoon: he wrote his letter to this new teacher mr. kim bc he gave him a bad grade in chinese class even though he himself is chinese

famjoon: so basically my love letter ended up on mr. kim's desk 😀 my name is on there too

meep: uhm

kooknoir: IM PEEINGBKAHAVJUJS

kooknoir: PLS

kooknoir: PLS TELL ME WHAT EXACTLY YOU SAID IN THW LETTER

famjoon: here is what i pre-wrote on word:

famjoon: 'hello,

Ever since I first saw you entering this building, I was starstruck.
Your eyes were brighter than of all the cheap school lights, your smile wider than the hallways.
I still just want to stroke your hair until dawn arises, I still just want to hold your hands and hug you. Whenever you feel upset, I want to be there for you, not only until spring blooms inside of you again, but also until you are ready to let go.
Your soft and warm voice makes me smile unknowingly. I honestly don't know much about life, but there is a lot I want to learn, about you, about me, about us.
Writing this makes me nervous. I hope am brave enough to actually give you this. A man like me isn't much in comparison to a man like you.
Nevertheless, please accept my letter and the love I am attempting to give you.
In love,
Kim Namjoon'

meep: wow

meep: i am impressed

kooknoir: i was touched until i remembered that a teacher will read this 😀

famjoon: STOP THIS I AM IN BIG TROUBLE

meep: why didn't you even mention jin's name once??

famjoon: I DIDNT KNOW SOMEONE ELSE WAS GOING TO GET IT QJWVBQBQ

meep: let's just hope mr. kim does not end up seeing this 😭

                       space boys

jintleman: GUYS I HAVE CHINESE RN

jintleman: PLS

jintleman: IM CRYIBF

jintleman: OUR TEACHER JUST TOLD US SOME KID WROTE HIM A LOVE LETTERCGSZQ

                chat noir it's on sight

famjoon: FUCK

_________________

(A/N: IT'S BEEN A HOT MINUTE HAHAVWJA

but hello everyone i hope you've had a majestically pleasing day

it was also about time jackson appeared,,, for the sake of,, yk the kpop fanfics

but no party yet 🙄☝️

IM SO SCARED TO CONTINUE THIS AS WELL BYHKSNDKJWJQSV also this is dedicated to my new bestie _XxcIoudytearsxX_ (i'm too dumb to figure out how to dedicate a chapter to someone so i'm just tagging ig 😫💔)

ANYWAYS I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS CHAOS AND YK STAY HEALTHY

LY<3)

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