(A/N: i have arisen from the dead
hello)
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space boys
jintleman: guys i think i'm being bullied 😭
famjoon: HUH
meep: wtf why??
jintleman: today i went to my locker and when i opened it there was a letter inside.
famjoon: oh yeah?? 😎
jintleman: AND YEAH WHEN I OPENED IT
jintleman: GUESS WHAT IT SAID HM
milkytae: we- we don't know
jintleman: WELL I QUOTE
jintleman: 'dear mister kim,
you're ego makes me lose my hair
respectfully, stfu
-your biggest fan'
famjoon: HUH
kooknoir: well at least respectfully 🤷♀️
jintleman: WHO WOULD WRITE SHIT LIKE THAT
jintleman: WHOEVER IT WAS,,, THEY ARE GETTIBG THEIR ASS BEATEN
hobihobo: hey hey hey ppl are mean but that doesn't mean you can be mean, yk what i mean??
jintleman: ... i don't think ik what you mean
milkytae: jin sweetie, dw if they lost their hair bc of you
jimonchérie: yeah it was prolly stanky anyways 🙄
jintleman: idc i will find out who it was.
chat noir it's on sight
meep: namjoon
famjoon: y-yeah ?
meep: why do i have a feeling that you're involved in this jin situation
famjoon: what how-
meep: i'm literally next to you rn
famjoon: and??
meep: you just slammed your face on the table and said 'damn i fucked up'
meep: so 😐
famjoon: busted 😫
kooknoir: if you're next to each other why are you texting
meep: bc this is a chat ff
kooknoir: what
meep: forget it
famjoon: haha yeah let's just forget it all<3
meep: joon i ain't done with you
famjoon: sigh
meep: what did you do
famjoon: I HAD NO BAD INTENTIONS I SWEAR
famjoon: i wrote him a love letter 😭
kooknoir: what- oh boy what kind of love letters do you know??
famjoon: LET ME TALK
famjoon: anyways
famjoon: yeah i did plan on slipping the letter into his locker
famjoon: but i think i know what happened 😐
famjoon: i bumped into this guy i forgot his name
famjoon: and apparently he had a letter too and ig they got mixed up so i took his and he took mine
meep: aren't you making this up now
kooknoir: that's really cliché don't you think
famjoon: I SWEAR IM NOT LYING
meep: no this sounds like the plot from an episode of victorious come on
famjoon: DON'T ACT LIKE THIS WHOLE FANFIC AIN'T NICKELODEON HUMOR ANYWAY 😭
kooknoir: what?? i'm questioning my existence yet again
famjoon: I'M FR NOT LYING
meep: wow okay then
meep: what are the odds (i guess??)
famjoon: i'm also worried now bc someone else would receive my letter
famjoon: i regret being brave enough to sign it with my full name 😭
kooknoir: what
kooknoir: YOU ARE GONNA CONFESS FR ???
famjoon: WELL I WAS PLANNING ON
famjoon: BUT THE UNIVERSE ALWAYS SHOWS ME OBVIOUS SIGNS THAT I SHOULD JUST LET IT BE TF
meep: ouch
kooknoir: the universe always tells me that pinapple can't go on pizza and i live by that
meep: we've had this convo before jungkook don't start again
kooknoir: but you're still not agreeing 🙄 i'm gonna talk about this until you face the cold reality
meep: yeah no
famjoon: I'M ALSO SCARED THAT JIN FINDS OUT THAT I SLIPPED THE LETTER INSIDE HIS LOCKER
famjoon: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN WHAT REALLY HAPPENED?!?!?!
kooknoir: or you just
kooknoir: act like you did write the bullying letter bc i doubt you'll have the balls to confess now
famjoon: he's going to hate me 😐
kooknoir: don't say that
kooknoir: my brother used to play pranks on people all the time and got caught a lot too !!
famjoon: really??
kooknoir: yeah but then he lost all his friends,, so
famjoon: it's a sad planet.
famjoon: WAIT
famjoon: I'M IN THE HALLWAYS RN
famjoon: THERE IS THIS GUY AGAIN
famjoon: HOLD ON ILL TALK TO HIM
kooknoir: oh shit
meep: whoever his letter was dedicated to,,, i'm very concerned
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famjoon: okay uhm so
famjoon: i'm back??
meep: what did he say
famjoon: his name is jackson
kooknoir: OHHH THAT GUY
famjoon: he wrote his letter to this new teacher mr. kim bc he gave him a bad grade in chinese class even though he himself is chinese
famjoon: so basically my love letter ended up on mr. kim's desk 😀 my name is on there too
meep: uhm
kooknoir: IM PEEINGBKAHAVJUJS
kooknoir: PLS
kooknoir: PLS TELL ME WHAT EXACTLY YOU SAID IN THW LETTER
famjoon: here is what i pre-wrote on word:
famjoon: 'hello,
Ever since I first saw you entering this building, I was starstruck.
Your eyes were brighter than of all the cheap school lights, your smile wider than the hallways.
I still just want to stroke your hair until dawn arises, I still just want to hold your hands and hug you. Whenever you feel upset, I want to be there for you, not only until spring blooms inside of you again, but also until you are ready to let go.
Your soft and warm voice makes me smile unknowingly. I honestly don't know much about life, but there is a lot I want to learn, about you, about me, about us.
Writing this makes me nervous. I hope am brave enough to actually give you this. A man like me isn't much in comparison to a man like you.
Nevertheless, please accept my letter and the love I am attempting to give you.
In love,
Kim Namjoon'
meep: wow
meep: i am impressed
kooknoir: i was touched until i remembered that a teacher will read this 😀
famjoon: STOP THIS I AM IN BIG TROUBLE
meep: why didn't you even mention jin's name once??
famjoon: I DIDNT KNOW SOMEONE ELSE WAS GOING TO GET IT QJWVBQBQ
meep: let's just hope mr. kim does not end up seeing this 😭
space boys
jintleman: GUYS I HAVE CHINESE RN
jintleman: PLS
jintleman: IM CRYIBF
jintleman: OUR TEACHER JUST TOLD US SOME KID WROTE HIM A LOVE LETTERCGSZQ
chat noir it's on sight
famjoon: FUCK
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(A/N: IT'S BEEN A HOT MINUTE HAHAVWJA
but hello everyone i hope you've had a majestically pleasing day
it was also about time jackson appeared,,, for the sake of,, yk the kpop fanfics
but no party yet 🙄☝️
IM SO SCARED TO CONTINUE THIS AS WELL BYHKSNDKJWJQSV also this is dedicated to my new bestie _XxcIoudytearsxX_ (i'm too dumb to figure out how to dedicate a chapter to someone so i'm just tagging ig 😫💔)
ANYWAYS I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS CHAOS AND YK STAY HEALTHY
LY<3)