Nedzu has changed the chat name to God and Little God
Nedzu: hello Midoriya- kun!
Nedzu: I trust you'll be able to make it to UA on your own today?
Izuku: yep!
Izuku: I'm actually on the train right now!
Izuku: don't wanna be late!
Nedzu: wonderful, I'll see you later!
Izuku: see you!
Staff Chat #2
RockSolid: Cementoss
MamaMidnight: Midnight
BigSpeaker: PresentMic
Aizawa: Eraserhead
Rat God: Nedzu
NomNom: Lunch Rush
King: Vlad King
DoneTM: Powerloader
Nohands: Ectoplasm
IDontMiss: Snipe
REST!: Recovery Girl
Resident Therapist: Hound Dog
GenderlessVoid: Thirteen
SkinnyMight: All Might
Rat God: hello everyone! Midoriya- kun is on his way so this is just a gentle reminder to be very welcoming
DoneTM: why wouldn't we be welcoming?
DoneTM: wait
DoneTM: gentle?
IDontMiss: yea we all like the kid
IDontMiss: as terrifying as he is
DoneTM: sus
MamaMidnight: let's be honest here
MamaMidnight: Nedzu- san was talking to Vlad
King: how do u know he wasn't talking to you?
MamaMidnight: because I'm smarter and prettier than you
DoneTM: ...
DoneTM: wait Nedzu rnt u gonna refute that?
DoneTM: not the prettier thing but the talking to Vlad thing
Rat God: nope!
Rat God: but I would like everyone to make sure they don't overwhelm him
Rat God: remember, Midoriya- kun hasn't met you all yet and he is prone toward social anxiety
DoneTM: ahaa Vlad got called out
BigSpeaker: we wouldn't wanna overwhelm the listener!!!
MamaMidnight: ugh, men
BigSpeaker: huh?
MamaMidnight: out of everyone here who's literal job is it to be excitable and loud
BigSpeaker:
BigSpeaker: u don't need to be mean ab it
MamaMidnight: I'm logging off
MamaMidnight: need to prepare for my son
MamaMidnight is offline
IDontMiss: don't take it to heart, Mic. Remember- the kid just makes Midnight ~protective~
DoneTM: NOT U TOO
IDontMiss: ?
DoneTM: youve picked up on Midnight's awful texting habits
DoneTm: theyre literally gross
MamaMidnight is online
MamaMidnight: no u
MamaMidnight is offline
Aizawa is online
Aizawa: we're supposed to be preparing for the entrance exam
Rat God: Aizawa- san is right!
IDontMiss: ight bye
King: wait what
King: I'm hotter then midnight
RockSolid is online
NomNom is online
Nohands is online
GenderlessVoid is online
DoneTM: ...
IDontMiss: ...
BigSpeaker: ...
RockSolid: ...
NomNom: ...
Nohands: ...
GenderlessVoid: ...
REST! is online
REST!: do you need your eyes checked, dearie?
MamaMidnight is online
MamaMidnight: hah
MamaMidnight is offline
The Muska-bitchez
Nem: Midnight
Zashi: PresentMic
Ugh: Aizawa
Nem: omg guys
Nem: guys there's so many children here
Nem: it happens every year and I'm still not used to it
Nem: the smell of innocence is
p e r m e a t i n g
Ugh: that last text alone raises a few red flags
Ugh: ones that I've elected to ignore out of general exhaustion
Zashi: im HYPED
Ugh: why?
Ugh: u do the same thing every year
Zashi: I get to connect with the next generation of listeners!
Ugh: u shout at them for a half hour and then send them off to fight robots
Nem: for once I agree with shou's depressive attitude
Nem: but observing is F un
Nem: and I'm on the panel this year!
Ugh: I still don't get why I have to go
Ugh: it's not like I get a say in admissions anyway
Zashi: all the staff gotta be there shou!
Zashi: even the little listeners gonna be watching
Nem: omg I almost forgot
Nem: I getta see izukkun today!!
Ugh: wait does this mean I have to formally meet him?
Zashi: yep!
Nem: and if u hurt my son I will shatter your kneecaps
Ugh: that threat means literally nothing to me
Nem: I'll send the photo of Miko on ur head to the Staff Chat
Ugh: ...
Ugh: you wouldn't dare
Nem: I most certainly would
Nem: I still have the blackmail
[photo of Aizawa smiling softly with a small ginger cat sleeping on his head]
Nem: you want the world to see this?
Zashi: he SMILES??
Ugh: ...
Ugh: I'll be nice to the kid
Nem: yes you will
Zashi: it's so nice to see you two getting along
Zashi: <3
Ugh: ...
Ugh: I'm going now
Ugh is offline
Nem: how much you wanna bet he's rethinking his life decisions?
Zashi: it isn't a bet if both sides agree
Staff Chat
RockSolid: Cementoss
MamaMidnight: Midnight
BigSpeaker: PresentMic
Aizawa: Eraserhead
Rat God: Nedzu
NomNom: Lunch Rush
King: Vlad King
DoneTM: Powerloader
Nohands: Ectoplasm
IDontMiss: Snipe
REST!: Recovery Girl
Resident Therapist: Hound Dog
GenderlessVoid: Thirteen
LittleListener: Izuku
SkinnyMight: All Might
LittleListener: hello everyone!
LittleListener: I'm here but I'm kinda confused on where to go?
DoneTM: Nedzu didn't give you instructions?
DoneTM: Or maybe a map?
LittleListener: nope!
MamaMidnight: where r u?
LittleListener: uh well the thing is..
Aizawa is online
Aizawa: how long have u been wandering, kid?
BigSpeaker: HE DOES CARE
Aizawa: don't push it Zashi
LittleListener: um
LittleListener: a half hour
LittleListener: ish?
LittleListener: I'm a little lost
Aizawa: Nedzu?
Rat God is online
Rat God: yes?
Aizawa: where's the kid
Rat God: east wing of the GenEd building!
Aizawa: and how long have you known this for?
Rat God: I wanted to see how long it would take for Midoriya- kun to familiarize his surroundings!
Aizawa: ...
Aizawa: can someone go get him?
DoneTM: why can't u
Aizawa: bc I'm sleeping
BigSpeaker: no ur not
Aizawa is offline
GenderlessVoid is online
RockSolid is online
Nohands is online
GenderlessVoid: I'll get him!
RockSolid: I'll retrieve the child
Nohands: ..
Nohands: nvm
Nohands is offline
Rat God: very well, be quick. The exam starts in forty minutes
LittleListener: please don't go out of ur way! I can probably find my way around!
BigSpeaker: but ur already lost, listener!
Rat God: I'd normally allow you to find your own way, Midoriya- kun. But we are pressed on time
LittleListener: oh,, okay
LittleListener: thanks!
MamaMidnight: bring my son home safe!
BigSpeaker: dramatic
MamaMidnight: says u
MamaMidnight is offline
LittleListener: I suppose I'll see you all soon!
LittleListener is offline
Staff Chat #2
RockSolid- Cementoss
MamaMidnight- Midnight
BigSpeaker- PresentMic
Aizawa- Eraserhead
Rat God- Nedzu
NomNom- Lunch Rush
King- Vlad King
DoneTM- Powerloader
Nohands- Ectoplasm
IDontMiss- Snipe
REST!- Recovery Girl
Resident Therapist- Hound Dog
GenderlessVoid- Thirteen
SkinnyMight- All Might
IDontMiss: I'd like to once again remind you all that the child is terrifying
BigSpeaker: ???
DoneTM: he sat in the corner the whole time, mumbling and scribbling in a notepad.
DoneTM: When we left he was still going
Rat God: and he still is!
BigSpeaker: the exam finished almost a half hour ago??
Rat God: yes!
Aizawa: you left him there alone?
Rat God: yes!
Aizawa: ...
Aizawa: I'll be going now
BigSpeaker: where to, shou?
Aizawa is offline
MamaMidnight: we all know where he was going, zashi
MamaMidnight: Dadzawa
Aizawa is online
Aizawa: no
Aizawa is offline
RockSolid is online
RockSolid: wait the child is alone?
BigSpeaker: not for long, apparently
RockSolid: ?
MamaMidnight: Dadzawa
RockSolid: ah
God and Little God
Izuku: hey Nedzu -san
Izuku: should I text or email you my notes?
Izuku: I wrote them by hand so I took pictures
Nedzu: send them over email, Midoriya- kun!
Nedzu: it is more secure!
Izuku: okay!
Izuku: also, what is Eraserhead- san doing here?
Izuku: not that I'm not grateful for the company!
Izuku: I'm just a bit confused
Nedzu: how come?
Izuku: he just came in and fell asleep in a.. sleeping bag? I think
Izuku: I'm finished now so I don't know if I should leave him or not?
Izuku:
Izuku: oh wait nvm he just got up and told me he wasn't asleep
Izuku: bye Nedzu- san! I hope to see you again soon!
Nedzu: yes I believe I will be seeing you again very soon, Midoriya- kun
Nedzu: goodbye!
Nedzu: and if I were you I'd allow Eraserhead to walk you home
Izuku: huh?
Izuku: wait he just..
Izuku: howd u know he'd ask?
Nedzu: :)
Mother and Son
MamaMidnight: hey Izukkun!
MamaMidnight: I need a favour ;)
Izukkun: ?
Izukkun: uhh what's up miss midnight?
MamaMidnight: I need you to change shouta's name on the main chat
Izukkun: Eraserhead- san?
MamaMidnight: yep!
Izukkun: how come?
Izukkun: not that I won't do it!
Izukkun: I totally will I'm just curious
MamaMidnight: cuz if u change it he won't change it back
Izukkun: uh
Izukkun: okay!
Izukkun: what do u want me to change it to?
MamaMidnight: :)
MamaMidnight: Dadzawa
A/N: little life tip I learned today- don't put boiling hot cocoa in a mason jar and then screw the lid on or else it will explode in ur hands. Also if anyone knows who the og artist is please lmk so I can give credit!!
Second A/N: took the fanart off as I'm going back through and editing the whole story. Couldn't find the original artist and if it was my work I wouldn't want it posted without credit. Ergo, my new best friend: text descriptions