AFTG One-Shots

By ReignOfAtticus

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AFTG One-Shotsssssssssss Mostly Neil and Andrew ๐ŸฆŠ๐Ÿงก๐ŸฆŠ๐Ÿงก๐ŸฆŠ More

My Soul
Wanna help?
Sick Day
Hello To You Too Fluff Balls
Welcome To My Social-A
1,2 Someone Tie My Fucking Shoe
Question
G U Y S

Happy Birthday Bitchass

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By ReignOfAtticus

ItsYaBoyd: Matt
Damnitswilds: Dan
DWymack: David
Thebetterminyard: Andrew
Theheterocousin: Aaron
ILikeMeat: Nicky
Infantidiot: Neil
BatshitBi: Allison
Angellesbian: Renee
sExy: Kevin

Infantidiot: Hi, yes hello. Can someone explain to me why there's a stack of clothes in my bunk?

BatshitBi: Happy Birthday

Infantidiot: my birthday was 3 months ago

sExy: Christ

BatshitBi: Call it an 'let's not stab Allison's eyes out every time you step outside' belated present

Infantidiot: what

BatshitBi: Neil you are my child and as said child you have to look good. I will not aloud my child to walk around in shaggy clothes. That is unacceptable.

Infantidiot: My clothes are fine?

Thebetterminyard: no

Infantidiot: um half of them are yours

ILikeMeat: -gasp-

Theheterocousin: haha bitch

Thebetterminyard: Did you just call my style horrible Neil?

Infantidiot: I literally never said that

Thebetterminyard: did you just bash my style Neil?

Infantidiot: you are b l i n d

ItsYaBoyd: NEIL S T O P

Damitswilds: who's planning the funeral

ILikeMeat: definitely me and Ali

BatshitBi: y e s

Thebetterminyard: Neil

Thebtterminyard: precious Neil

Infantidiot: Andrew

Theheterocousin: gross

ILikeMeat: AARONNN SHHHH

Angellesbian: Andrew don't do anything mean

Thebetterminyard: Renee! Lovely for you to join!

Damnitswilds: Minyard don't hurt him

Thebetterminyard: I would never

Infantidiot: I'm confused

Theheterocousin: as per usual

Infantidiot: Aaron yet again nobody is talking to you

TtsyaBoyd: Andrews coming up the stairs

Infantidiot: that's so nice for him

BatshitBi: Neil do you want to die

BatshitBi: Neil?

ILikeMeat: oh god

ItYaBoyd: MY SON

ItsYaBoyd: DAN MY SON

Theheterocousin: HAHAH

Angellesbian: rip

sExy: I'm trying to do hw

ILikeMeat: nobody cares

sExy: Nicky you were literally asking for help 5 minutes ago

ILikeMeat: send me the answers ;)

Thebetterminyard: im back

ItsYaBoyd: WHERES MY SON

Thebetterminyard: busy

BatshitBi: doing what ;)

Thebetterminyard: wouldn't you like to know

BatshitBi: that's why I asked midget

Thebetterminyard: go fuck yourself ❤️

BatshitBi: no ❤️

ILikeMeat: HOLD UP

ILikeMeat: SINCE WHEN ARE THEY FRIENDS

Angellesbian: ever since they went shopping for Neil

ILikeMeat: WUAT

Theheterocousin: ew

sExy: so that's where you were???? YOU SAID YOU WERE SICK. ANDREW.

Thebetterminyard: that's my name don't wear it out

Infantidiot: o w

ItsYaBoyd: NEIL

ItsYaBoyd: ARE YOU OK

Infantidiot: fine. Andrew GET O F F

Thebetterminyard: mmm no I'm good right here

Infantidiot: I'll tickle you

Damnitswilds: BYE- ANDREWS TICKLISH

Thebetterminyard: no you won't

Infantidiot: I literally will

ILikeMeat: AWWWW WTF

Thebetterminyard: try me bitchass

sExy: still trying to do hw

ILikeMeat: THATS ANDREW??!?!

ItsYaBoyd: omg he can laugh

Angellesbian: don't be mean :(

Thebetterminyard: Neil you're a bitch

Infantidiot: baby that's called delusion

Infantidiot: peace of your imagination

Theheterocousin: peace

Infantidiot has left the chat

ILikeMeat: Neillllllllllllllllll nooooooooooooooo

Thebetterminyard added Infantidiot to the chat

Infantidiot: piece*

Thebetterminyard: Uh huh

Infantidiot: stfu hoe

Thebetterminyard: you are sleeping outside tn

Infantidiot: I'm 20, you can't tell me what to do

BatshitBi: why do you always have to bring your age into the conversation Neil

Infantidiot: Because you guys treat me like a child

ItsyaBoyd: Neil that's never gonna change buddy. Just except it

Infantidiot: if anything Aaron is the child

Theheterocousin: literally how you asshole

Infantidiot: What was your grade in math overall for high school Aaron. a 75...adults should know how to add "kiddo".

theheterocousin: what does that have ANYTHING to do with the conversation. That didn't even make fucking sense

Thebetterminyard: just let him ramble. Someone's pissy

Infantidiot: shush Andy I'm not talking to you

ILikeMeat: U-U

ILikeMeat: Andrew calm your boyfriend. Give him a blowjob or something

DWymack: Alright that's enough for now fucking Christ


DWymack has muted the chat for 10 hours


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