Staff Chat

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break- ins and the like
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The Nuances of Public Appeal
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Gods Save Our Souls (but mostly mine)
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Loose Ends
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Back to School
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Castration and Descision Making
Exams Pt. 1
Exams Pt. 2
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A chapter
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No promises were made

Meet n greet

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Staff Chat

RockSolid- Cementoss
MissMidnight- Midnight
BigSpeaker- PresentMic
Aizawa- Eraserhead
Rat God- Nedzu
NomNom- Lunch Rush
King- Vlad King
DoneTM- Powerloader
Nohands- Ectoplasm
IDontMiss- Snipe
REST!- Recovery Girl
Resident Therapist- Hound Dog
GenderlessVoid- Thirteen
LittleListener- Izuku
Target Practice- All Might

LittleListener is online

LittleListener: hello everyone!! Happy Friday, I'm very excited to meet those who can make it!!

RockSolid: as are we, child

BigSpeaker: im PUMPED

MissMidnight: guys I'm gonna meet my son

Rat God: I look forward to our meeting, Midoriya- kun!

DoneTM: what even r u gonna do

Rat God: :)

LittleListener: I don't know!

DoneTM: oh no

IDontMiss: oh no

Nohands: oh no

LittleListener: but I'm very excited!!!
LittleListener: I have to go so I don't miss my train but I'll see all of you later!!
LittleListener: bye!

LittleListener is offline

MissMidnight: so,,, pure

GenderlessVoid: he's a ray of sunshine?

BigSpeaker: YUP

Aizawa is online

Aizawa: can you all stop? I'm trying to rest

BigSpeaker: shou... aren't you at work?

Aizawa: and??

BigSpeaker: ...

King: things like this are the reason my class will surpass yours this coming year, Aizawa!

Aizawa: when'd u even come online?
Aizawa: nvm idc

Aizawa is offline

BigSpeaker: that's my man!

MissMidnight: whipped

BigSpeaker: YUP :D

The Muska-bitchez

Nem: Midnight
Zashi: PresentMic
Ugh: Aizawa 

Nem: guys,,,
Nem: GUYS

Zashi: what's up?

Nem: I just saw Izuchan!!

Zashi: WHAT
Zashi: WHEND HE GET HERE

Nem: idk like a minute ago

Zashi: oh so u were stalking

Nem: uhhh
Nem: hush
Nem: HES SO CUTE
Nem: LIL BROCCOLI
Nem: I wanna bite him!

Ugh is online

Ugh: he's literally a child

Nem: SHUT UP
Nem: THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT

Zashi: don't mind him, nem- he's jus trying to rile u up

Ugh: no I'm trying to sleep

Nem: ur doing a bad job of it

Ugh: ..
Ugh: I'll expel u

Nem: I'm a teacher dumbass

Ugh: still

Ugh is offline

Zashi: love you, shou!

Nem: ...
Nem: I will never understand men
Nem: BUT STILL
Nem: WE WERE RALKING AB MY SO N

Zashi: that we were

Nem: zashi
Nem: zashi I love him
Nem: imma steal him

Zashi: nem, no

Nem: nem yes

Zashi: he has a mother already

Nem: AND ILL GIVE HIM A SECOND ONE
Nem: MAMA MIDNIGHT
Nem: omg
Nem: remind me to change that to my Staff Chat name

Zashi: dONT STEAL MY LISTENER

Nem: too late

Nem is offline

Zashi: NEM
Zashi: NEMURI
Zashi: WHATD U DO

Staff Chat

RockSolid- Cementoss
MissMidnight- Midnight
BigSpeaker- PresentMic
Aizawa- Eraserhead
Rat God- Nedzu
NomNom- Lunch Rush
King- Vlad King
DoneTM- Powerloader
Nohands- Ectoplasm
IDontMiss- Snipe
REST!- Recovery Girl
Resident Therapist- Hound Dog
GenderlessVoid- Thirteen
LittleListener- Izuku
Target Practice- All Might

LittleListener: oh my goodness!!
LittleListener: I'm shaking???
LittleListener: this has been the best day,, ever?
LittleListener: and it's only lunch?

BigSpeaker: I'm glad ur enjoying urself, listener!

LittleListener: I,, I met Cementoss???
LittleListener: and thirteen???
LittleListener: and Ectoplasm??

BigSpeaker: sounds fun!

LittleListener: omg it was
LittleListener: so much
LittleListener: and I met miss midnight?
LittleListener: and she gave me like,,, so much signed merch??
LittleListener: I swear it's insane
LittleListener: also I think she might be my godmother now?
LittleListener: and now I'm eating Lunch Rush's food, and it's so good???

BigSpeaker: wait what
BigSpeaker: NEM DID YOU BRIBE THE LISTENER?
BigSpeaker:
BigSpeaker: GODMOTHER????

NomNom is online

NomNom: thank you

LittleListener: AHHHHH
LittleListener: THIS IS INSANE
LittleListener: am I gonna get to meet u, PresentMic- san?

BigSpeaker: yep! I couldn't make it in the morning but I'm on my way over now!

LittleListener: omg
LittleListener: thank you!!??
LittleListener: you literally didn't have to come just for me
LittleListener: that means so much

BigSpeaker: I'm excited to meet you!
BigSpeaker: and just call me Mic!
BigSpeaker: listener?
BigSpeaker: ...listener?
BigSpeaker: where'd u go
BigSpeaker: guys what happened to him??

MissMidnight: dammit zashi, you broke my son
MissMidnight: that reminds me

MissMidnight has changed MissMidnight's name to MamaMidnight

MamaMidnight: better

Aizawa is online

Aizawa: seriously?

MamaMidnight: yes.

Aizawa: ugh

Aizawa is offline

LittleListener: sorry I was just dying for a moment
LittleListener: this is insane

DoneTM: kid, we've been wanting to meet you
DoneTM: we told u this already
DoneTM: and most of the staff probably prefers u drop the honorifics by now anyway

LittleListener: IT DIDNT OROCESS OKAY?
LittleListener: BUT NOW IT DID N I DONT KNOW WBAT TO DO
LittleListener:

DoneTM: r u crying again?

LittleListener: maybe a little

REST! is online

REST!: don't be mean to the boy- sonny, showing your emotions is very healthy

LittleListener: thanks!
LittleListener: I appreciate it, Recovery Girl- san

REST!: of course

REST! is offline

IDontMiss: and like the wind, she is gone

DoneTM: how long have you been on here?

IDontMiss: yes.

DoneTM: ...
DoneTM: kid- r u gonna come visit me after u eat?

LittleListener: yep!!
LittleListener: part of Nedzu- sans assignment is meeting all the teachers

DoneTM: cool!
DoneTM: wait what

Rat God is online

Rat God: :)

DoneTM: oh no

Staff Chat #2

RockSolid- Cementoss
MamaMidnight- Midnight
BigSpeaker- PresentMic
Aizawa- Eraserhead
Rat God- Nedzu
NomNom- Lunch Rush
King- Vlad King
DoneTM- Powerloader
Nohands- Ectoplasm
IDontMiss- Snipe
REST!- Recovery Girl
Resident Therapist- Hound Dog
GenderlessVoid- Thirteen
Target Practice- All Might

DoneTM: guys
DoneTM: guys I just met the kid

IDontMiss: same

DoneTM: he just came to the support wing??
DoneTM: by himself??
DoneTM: and wandered into my classroom
DoneTM: and gave me pointers on a support item I've been trying to fix for weeks??
DoneTM: And they HELPED??
DoneTM: Nedzu who is this kid

RockSolid: what was the support item?

DoneTM: it was the prototype for Aizawa's new capture scarf

Aizawa is online

Aizawa: I'm sorry what now

DoneTM: I couldn't figure out how to get the tungsten fibers to bond with the carbon alloy and remain flexible and he just
DoneTM: fixed it??

Rat God is online

Rat God: yes I am aware Midoriya- Kim's intelligence is well above average

IDontMiss: more like in the damn sky
IDontMiss: I was there
IDontMiss: kids spooky
IDontMiss: and cute
IDontMiss: double spooky

Aizawa: back up
Aizawa: you let a child touch my capture weapon?

DoneTM: chill, sleepy. He didn't touch ur scarf just observed

Aizawa: ur testing my patience

DoneTM: now that's a wonder
DoneTM: seriously tho Nedzu, what the hell r u planning for this kid?

Rat God: I suppose we'll have to wait until the end of the day

MamaMidnight is online

MamaMidnight: I begith your pardon?
MamaMidnight: what r u planning for my son??

Rat God: if his analysis is on par with what I presume it to be, then it it very possible that I will train Midoriya- kun to be my successor

DoneTM: ...

IDontMiss: ...

MamaMidnight: ...

Target Practice is online

Target Practice: isn't that dangerous?

DoneTM: two Nedzus??
DoneTM: very much so, yes

Target Practice: no, for the boy
Target Practice: isn't it dangerous for him to pursue hero work without a quirk?

RockSolid is online
Nohands is online
BigSpeaker is online
GenderlessVoid is online
REST! is online
Resident Therapist is online

MamaMidnight: shut ur skinny ass mouth hole

DoneTM: no?

IDontMiss: certainly not

RockSolid: I do not see why that would be an issue

Nohands: I don't even have legs?

BigSpeaker: that's hella discriminatory!

GenderlessVoid: ew quirkism

REST!: careful with your bias, Toshinori
REST!: if you harm my future students either physically or emotionally I will beat u

Resident Therapist: same goes for me
Resident Therapist: also, I wish to have a conversation with you about quirk bias when you get the chance, All Might

Rat God: I understand that you all have formed bonds of the sort with Midoriya- kun but please do not attack your coworkers out of emotionally charged opinions  
Rat God: All Might brings up a good point, and I understand where his concern comes from

Aizawa: I don't
Aizawa: when considering quirks, there is such a far range of them and their applications in hero work that outright saying a quirkless person cannot be a hero is baseless bias
Aizawa: not just toward the quirkless but also toward those with minor quirks or non combative quirks
Aizawa: such as myself
Aizawa: after all, your own sidekick (sir nighteye) fought essentially quirkless, as he could only use his Foresight once a day
Aizawa: in fact I find it likely that kid would make an even better hero because of his quirklessness, as he doesn't have the heavy reliance upon a quirk that most heroes today do

Aizawa is offline

BigSpeaker: mic DROP

Staff Chat

RockSolid- Cementoss
MissMidnight- Midnight
BigSpeaker- PresentMic
Aizawa- Eraserhead
Rat God- Nedzu
NomNom- Lunch Rush
King- Vlad King
DoneTM- Powerloader
Nohands- Ectoplasm
IDontMiss- Snipe
REST!- Recovery Girl
Resident Therapist- Hound Dog
GenderlessVoid- Thirteen
LittleListener- Izuku
Target Practice- All Might

LittleListener: omg!!
LittleListener: I was right!!
LittleListener: this was the best day ever
LittleListener: literally
LittleListener: I cannot thank you all enough!!

BigSpeaker: we all had a great time, listener!

MamaMidnight: my son!
MamaMidnight: we will be staying in touch.

RockSolid: it was a pleasure meeting you

IDontMiss: youre terrifying, kid
IDontMiss: I'm looking forward to getting to know you more

DoneTM: I'm traumatized and overwhelmingly impressed

REST!: it was wonderful meeting you, dearie

GenderlessVoid: yes.

NomNom: you were very praising of my cooking! Thank you!

noHands: I enjoyed your questions, they were insightful

LittleListener: ahhhhh thank you!!!!!!!!

Rat God: it was a pleasure meeting you, Midoriya- kun

LittleListener: thank you Nedzu- san!!
LittleListener: also it was good to meet you too Eraserhead- san

DoneTM: Aizawa met the kid?

BigSpeaker: he was rolled up in a sleeping bag in his classroom and grunted when the listener said hi

LittleListener: it was so cool!!!

Aizawa is online

Aizawa: sure

Aizawa is offline

LittleListener: AHHHH

DoneTM: seriously?

LittleListener: anyways I just wanted to say thank you!! I've gotta catch my train now tho
LittleListener: BYe!!!

BigSpeaker: BYE LISTENER

MamaMidnight: byeeee

RockSolid: goodbye

noHands: bye

DoneTM: bye kid

IDontMiss: adios, terror

REST!: bye, sweetie

GenderlessVoid: goodbye, Midoriya- kun

New Chat

Aizawa- Eraserhead
Nedzu- Nedzu
Majima- Powerloader
Chiyo- Recovery Girl
Hound Dog- Hound Dog

Nedzu: hello!
Nedzu: I have created this chat to discuss Midoriya- kun's visit today and his potential future here at UA

Aizawa: why am I here?

Nedzu: I'm getting to that, Aizawa- san.
Nedzu: as I stated earlier today
Nedzu: I have been planning on making Midoriya- kun my successor 
Nedzu: that plan was only solidified after I received his analysis today
Nedzu: he was assigned to analyze you all as he interacted with you today. I watched him on the cameras as he did so
Nedzu: the product was, enlightening to say the least

Majima: ?

Nedzu: if the child were to pursue villainy then he could likely bring society to its knees
Nedzu: that's besides the point
Nedzu: I have created this class because in the coming year, I am planning for Midoriya- kun to take part in both of your home rooms as well as private lessons with me

Aizawa: youre not having him take the entrance exam?

Nedzu: it would seem redundant, as I plan on admitting him either way

Majima: are we just gonna ignore the whole "society to its knees thing?"

Aizawa: he couldn't pass the entrance exam to the hero course without a combative quirk

Nedzu: yes, that as well
Nedzu: you know I wish I could change the exam, Aizawa- san. But we have investors to think of
Nedzu: anyway
Nedzu: I have also I added Recovery Girl and Hound Dog in this chat to bring up come concerns they brought to me after Midoriya- kun's visit

Chiyo: Midoriya's body language was defensive and alert. From what I saw, he spent most of the day— even when around adults he's established good relationships with— on edge.

Hound Dog: the boy shows clear signs of abuse— especially mental. Of course we knew that from our interactions on the chat, to a degree, but we didn't consider the extent of it.

Nedzu: as Midoriya- kun's future home room teachers, I figured it was best to inform you of the situation.
Nedzu: also, I plan on starting Midoriya- kun's training right away
Nedzu: this includes training in the creation and maintenance of support weaponry as well as quirkless fighting
Nedzu: I'll send over a schedule once I speak with him

Majima: what?
Majima: wait do we get a say in this?

Nedzu: no :)

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