"yo" - normal talking
AAAAA - tougths
Consume - angry/pleased
SUP BICH - W/WILLIAM/WENDIGO SPEAKING
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W stared with minor dissapoinment as his spawn...
W : it has been months șince you have been born and you didnt experiment with the sistem yet
Mellon : I-
W gave him the same stare a Mother would give her son when he fucked up
Mellon shrank back down and shut up
W : now tell me în detail what does each stat mean în your own words
Mellon : body would my phisical body and overall phisical Power....?
W : it also means your biology, healing Rate, metabolism, brain neuron cornction, senses, etc....
Mellon : what
W : i will be honest with a slime like body i guees its a fair guees it wont do much when you dont have organs to enhance....
Buț your metabolism, pocket SPACE, natural weaknesses and strengs have yet to be revolved
Fire has been deal with leaving only sound as a weakness and everyelse
Mellon was about to retort
W : you have allmost no defensive of resistance skills your relying to much on imortality and just wailing like a beast!
YOU WERE A MERCENARY WHERE ÎS COMBAT TRAINING!
Mellon as on que rose and this Time took a profesional stance of figthing
As an apology
W : i apreciate that your gathering ștreng and didnt forget it just that..... Soon the actual champions stuff Will happen and that means only one can stand
Mellon : what about-
W : you Will have to kill thorax as he îs a champions
Mellon :.... What happens if he defeats me.....
W : you and your overall existence Will be erased în this multiverse same with any other champions why did you think i chose an unstable sadistic mercenary as my champion
Mellon :....
W : the other gods are not idiots they Chose originaly strong pepole as well.... Your thorax buddy was a failed human weapon that was supposed to be the peak of Evolution but the Project failed and he was only able to get a super human phisical body Instead of The death Machines they were looking for.... He didnt die by old age he Got terminated like you, only he got crushed by a hidraulic press
Mellon : if i bond with thorax cant we cheat the sistem șince we become "one"?
W : yes that why you havent been erased yet șince teaming is considered cheating
Mellon : aniway how Will this champions stuff work
W : a batle royale Will be set up în a ever changing large City size arena
Mellon : cant i spare oponents
W : yes but they Will be erased aniway and no you cant semi bond with them to cheat the sistem the only reason why you can bond with thorax îs that well..... Me and fungi have a..... Story în a way
Mellon : .... So you 2 fucked and basicly want your Kids to play nice understood
W : îm realy tempted to reset all your stat and Skill to 1
Mellon : îm sorry, îm sorry, jeez
.... And why am i here?
W : training
Mellon : wait as in your godly training
W : yes and yes your friends thorax îs recevieving the same treatment
Mellon : well what now....
W : i will be sending your counciousnes into a New body the body of a monster with a world that its basicly dark souls on steroids then crancked up to 11 în terms of danger that îs ( after you finish the tutorial)
Mellon : what type of monster
W : i dont know its random
Mellon : so when do we start!
W : now
Mellon : what
W : good luck and dont worry the body Will suit your taste.... I hope
Mellon : WAIT WHAT ABOUT MY-
Mellon then quite literaly decomposed into a unmoving Black and Green pudle
W : perfect timing to fix some sistem bugs and update it
MEANWHILE
Mellon was back în his human body well.... What left of it
His lower side was gone and what ever God forsaken mess was supposed to be left of there was blocked by dark mist
His upper side was kinda fucked to
HALF OF his face was badly burned and his torso was no difrent
Mellon :..... Wow i look like îm an undead.... A very fucked up undead
[ user îm T. S a temporary sistem made by W to assist în your training]
[ this training Will Last 2 years]
Mellon : ok 2 years isnt that much
( i Wonder what sort of being i will end up as this Time î ended up being a klyntar spirit hybrid the first Time maybe...... A beholder would be cool)
[ a very harsh world Will be found and the user Will be sent there]
[ and what sort of being Will the user become îs also randomised]
[ however the user must take on Skill (THAT ISNT IMMORTALITY) with him]
Mellon : îl take [AV mastery]
[ noted]
[ randomising.....world....]
[ randomising.....]
[ world found]
[ terraria MASOCHISTIC HELL MODE( + MASTER MODE )]
Mellon : HOLY SHIT
NOW ÎM REAL CURIOS ABOUT WHAT WILL I BECOME
[ YOU may chose one mod]
Vanila i Know it the best and good enougth info on it.... Plus mods Will make it more dificult.....
Actualy no make go to a calamity world i aint no wuss
[ granted]
[ randomizing monster.......]
[ randomizing......]
[ basilisk ]
Thats.... Not bad actualy.... A desert lizard.....
[ the basilisk are actualy half drakes]
Huh so a weak desert drake thats not bad....
HELL evil eye could have been worse besides a drake îs a weak dragon
Buț a very very weak dragon îs still a fucking dragon
IT has 34 defense if i remember corcetly
Does around 65 damage
And has very higth Knockback resistance
Has around 270 health in normal dificulty.... A prety good set up....
And lets not forget about expert and master mode
Buț its simply the half way point of The Game..... Besides that....
On master mode
I would have 810 life..... 195 dmg per hit still 34 defense..... 76% knockback resistance îm a speedy bastard too.....
Buț what the other enemies dont have its my sistem its gonna be nerfed but its still a major help....
Allrigth T. S SEND ME ÎN ÎM READY
[ afirmative ]
My vision went blury...... Then i woke up and jumped but hit a snadu ceeling
..... That fucking fast! I barely did anything
[ weaker beings dont get born here they spawn]
[ YOU have just spawned]
Stats!
[ basilisk]
[ HP : 810/810]
[ AV : 300/300 ]
[ ștreng : 19.5/60]
[ how phisicaly strong you are]
[ speed : 30/60]
[ how Quick are you on your feet, reaction Time, reflexes]
[ defense : 34/60]
[ hew much stamina do you have and how durable internaly and externaly you are]
[ skills : rock skin ( 10% more df), speedy max ( +20% speed), knockback resistance ( 75% leșs knockback taken), AV manipulation]
[ 10 : one grown man]
Not bad for now
First thing i did was test ouț my body i ran around and shit basicly ( its weridly familiar to run around on all fours)
( we are the small one)
OK ok im am a small lizard boi....
I can do this
Sistem can i equip items!
[ no]
Fuck
Wait sistem how do i improve my stats
[ to improve your stats you must kill bosses/enemis and eat certain items/things]
[ reminder : this world has an end goal kill calamity you have 1 year to do it if not. Youl die]
[ after that the final world begins]
Final world???
[ this is only a tutorial]
[ after you prove that you can defy all ods by beating this world.... Only then can you be în a state to last a chance there]
OK ok
I need to plan out ahead of Time i need to eat some bășic shit like țin or gold, Iron, some gems.. but first explore this cave sistem so i can find some loot
.... what did desert caves had again?
Storm spear.... Thunder Zapper and the dunerunner boots Will be the best loot for survivability
And the mandible blade drop.....ok ok i know what to try and eat if i find it or get a drop..... But first Explore a bit.....
I walked around the Sandy underground tunells
After a while i did find a house...
IT had chest wich took an embarasing amount of time to open it.....
OK some money.... I Will keep this.... For The fact that some items are just found în shops
As for how a rock lizard such as myself Will buy something.... Well thats futures me problem
OK i found..... Dunne rider boots...... I ate it
ITs a common item i can quite literaly just go find another one
[ + 1 defense]
[ + 3 speed]
I have an idea on how to improve my stats
Sand noises
I looked my lift to see ant look behind me...... Meh i know its stats i quite an easy enemy plus i have realism now
I jumped toward the charging insect and low and behold! it doesnt do much damage i killed by biting into îts sides mostly...
I ate some of its flesh....
Tastes like sand and odder flesh combined
So It was disgusting But....
[ + 3 ștreng]
AT least i Got something ouț of it
OK back to it lets see what These desert caves had to offer
After 3 hours
Mellon or now Brown șince his collor changed found antlion swarmers now one of Them would have been a bit hard but nothing to dangerous but..... There was about 5 of them only 1 of me.....
So i activate [speedy] and fucking higth tailed it
FUCK this mhmhm dont mind ME ÎM WILL TAKE MY SHIT AND FUCKING LEAVE SO STOP CHASING ME
I AINT FOOD AND I CAN AT LEAST KILL ONE YOU FOR GOOD
I managed to outrun them but i will curse them and thank them for leading my into this crevace..... It had a life crystal it improve your max life by 20 you can use 15 OF THIS FOR 300 MORE LIFE FUCK YEAH AND THE LIFE FRUITS
THAT mean + 400 health!
I cant wait for some of the..... OH yeah i cant use items.....
Anyhow i finaly found a way back to The surface.....
I will take my chance how ever and try to see what more loot i can find here
4 hours later
OK i managed to find a Thunder zapper
And i ate it....it gave a Skill surprisingly
[ thunder blast]
ITs barely as cool as its sounds.... Its just shoot a laser ( like your avarage laser gun) that has ligthing properties its good however șince were still în early game here and a Projectile Will help a lot.... But with LIMITED AV i dont have much to do i could try to make some New skills but first lets find that damn sword and beat the shit of some enemies for stats
...it did bother me how i have a limit of stats.... Its it about how old i am
[ the user can evolve]
[ the stats limit îs how much power this body can handle]
Ok So dont cut corners.....
Max ouț all stats + skills and make sure to evolve în a safe SPACE.....hmm i Wonder what type of batilisk was the mount..... Meh e think about that later
I mostly hunted ant lions and bailed when groups of swarmers would try to kill me
Buț hey every single one of my stats except ștreng îs at 40 so neat
Ștreng îs at 30
An internesting descovery that i found îs that skills dont have levels i have to actualy practice with them but my expirience as a klyntar isnt for show i can effectively use my AV for a variety of things like exploding the mana în a being brain or just shuting off the neurons....
Yeah thats fun.....
After a while
NO luck with the spear so i decided to back track and go the the surface wich took a considerable Time with out a map but hey beggars cant be chosers...
So you May be wondering what i did after i got off the desert cave...... Well run for a plain biome after eating a vulture....
[ + 4 speed]
Nice
I then simply took slow aproach the only enemies i need to fear în day Time are slimes.....wich compared to master mode basilisk arent shit
I apreciated the beatifull forest and open plains i was nice to feel the sun after 2 days în that desert cave...
A slime rammed înto only for it to barely deal dmg
[ - 10 HP]
I slashes the slime and went on my Mery way destroyng 3 trees because i wanted wood ( i was curios about wooden armor)
"inventory"
I exclaimed.....
A pop up similar to terraria inventory spate apeared
Will îl be damned this is convenient
OK so i got some Gell....normaly i could use it for torches but i could use AV to burn the oxigen around me and and make fire that way......
Meh i just continue my walk around this beatifull forest...
You know this isnt that bad.... I expected a lot worse from this world but i guees în jus paranoid besides it îs the tutorial after all.... Lets not jixn it....
IT started to fucking Rain!
OH shit
IT does feel nice to feel the water.... Is this because i was "born" în The desert and didnt have much water?
Meh its not that bad.... Its prețy good actualy!
I walked trougth the Rain slimes kept spawing like realy i killed about 20 of them i will get a banner at this point hmmm i did get some stats ouț of it
I did stop however when i saw a house..... A wooden shack to be exact it apears to Be a np-
The house has several banners RABBIT banner, slime banner, 5 slime banners
It apears i found the house of a Newbie player
[ happy joined the game]
Happy : hows a going crew this is happy days welcome back to New terraria mage playtrough
Wtf!
Hmmmm he îs wearing wooden armor and has a Ruby staff....
I can kill him
Happy : huh... OH NO
happy unpon spoting me ran inside the house....
I Wonder how scared he Will be i open the door
Hmmm you know what
I aproched the house while happy was panicking inside
Happy : WE HAVENT EVEN GOT TO EYE OF CHUTULU WHY ÎS A HARD MODE MOB HERE!
I could hear him
Happy : were screwed were so screwed
I was rigth infront of the door
Happy : at least my shack keeps me safe....
I broke down the door
"HERES JOHNY"
I had to do it
Happy : oh..... OH NO
Happy War panicking while i just walked toward him when i was rigth înfront him i stoped....
Hmmm the guide looks absolutely teryfied....
I also observe his caracter it was Dante from The calamity series
I think i migth have found the ticket to solve this tutorial
3rd person pov
The basilisk aproched happy and sat on The floor making happy be curious yet afraid
Dante himself was fascinated by this act.... The usualy hostile basilisk was docile and the fact that it also wandered off from the desert
A pop up apeared of mellons own creation
" hmmm a demon on The surface??..... No demon royalty?"
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|responses : yeah so what |
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|Why are you here. |
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|Point weapon with agresion|
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Happy : dante îs an angry fellow but..... I doubt he will be imeadly hostile
Dante : why are you here
Another pop up
" to the point are you?"
" well you see when yharom conquered this world and now at War with calamitas"
" i used to be a migthy desert dragon after i refused to submit we fougth"
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| Responses : did ya win? |
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|at least you tried your best |
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|how much damaged did you do?|
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Happy : "did ya win?" HAHAHAHAHA
Im sorry guys but i wanna stick to The RP persona
Dante half smiled : how much damage did you do to him
The basilisk laugthed " i ripped his ***** wing off! "
"but after i won he sealed me away în this punny basilisk body"
" litle **** couldnt even accept defead
Happy : this New update îs gonna be a Blast guys!
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So dudes ender boy won the poll
Im gonna start working at his book
Nothing much happened this week but i guess its been good
Buh bye dudes see i a next book
Edit from the future :
Why în The fuck are people still reading this piece of shit insult to literature?