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𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗽 (𝗶𝗳 𝗮𝗻𝘆): n/a
𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁: 790
𝗦𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆: Batfam groupchat >;)
dildograyson - dick
babsssss - barbara
buckethead - jason
timbone - tim
casscasscass - cassandra
stephbrown - steph
thebiologicalwayne - damian
brucewayne - bruce
alfredpennyworth - alfred
𝗧𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: r*pe, normal gen z things
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dildograyson: hello beautiful family
dildograyson: hellooo?
dildograyson: guysssss
dildograyson: this is important
dildograyson: aNswEr mE
dildograyson: there are 9 of you in this gc
dildograyson: at least one of you is laying in bed doing nothing
dildograyson: i will not stop spamming until i get an answer
brucewayne: What is it, Dick?
buckethead: wow i could practically hEar the sigh in that text
dildograyson: stfu jason
dildograyson: you're the reason i'm in this predicament
buckethead: what predicament lol
dildograyson: YOU LEFT ME AT A GAS STATION YOU UNSTRIPED ZEBRA
brucewayne: Is that true, Jason?
buckethead: i can neither confirm nor deny that horrendous accusation
buckethead: but i might've lol
dildograyson: someone please come get me
dildograyson: a suspicious trucker keeps looking at me
brucewayne: I'm at work. I can't come pick you up. Call one of your siblings.
dildograyson: why tf do you think i texted this cursed gc in the first place?
dildograyson: for entertainment?
dildograyson: i nEeD oNe oF yoU tO cOmE piCk mE uP
buckethead: well i'd absolutely love to
buckethead: but i'm already halfway home and i rly don't wanna turn around
dildograyson: :'(
dildograyson: the trucker is inching closer
dildograyson: GUYS THIS IS SCARY
babsssss: omfg i'm at wOrk
babsssss: wtf is so important that my phone is literally buzzing off my desk
dildograyson: JASON LEFT ME AT A GAS STATION AND A TRUCKER IS ABOUT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME
buckethead: great
buckethead: now i'm gonna have the redhead squad after me
babsssss: jason peter todd, tell me you did not leave dickie at a gas station
buckethead: i did not leave dickhead at a gas station
dildograyson: YES YOU DID
buckethead: fine
buckethead: yes i did
babsssss: istg todd
babsssss: you're gonna wish for death when i get my hands on you
buckethead has left the chat
dildograyson: did that mothertrucker just ditch
babsssss: add him back dickie
dildograyson added buckethead
buckethead: LET ME DIE IN PEACE YOU RATS
dildograyson: i'm gonna remember this next time you try to get sympathy just cuz you 'died'
buckethead: not you putting quotation marks around died as if i wasn't completely dead, buried, brought back to life, and traumatized
timbone: you really need to let that go
timbone: it's been years and, honestly, death is the least of our worries
babsssss: timmy's not wrong
dildograyson: speaking of my amazing little brother timothy
dildograyson: PLEASE COME GET ME TIMBO
dildograyson: IM ABT TO BE MURDERED
timbone: i don't even have a license???
dildograyson: oh sure
dildograyson: when it comes to helping ur big bro, you conveniently don't have a license
dildograyson: but when it comes to the batmobile
dildograyson: you're all fast and furious
timbone has left the chat
dildograyson: nO oNe lOveS mE *cries*
dildograyson added timbone
timbone has left the chat
dildograyson added timbone
timbone has left the chat
dildograyson added timbone
timbone: i may not be able to leave
timbone: but there's nothing you can do to keep me from muting the chat
dildograyson: NO
dildograyson: DON'T LEAVE ME
buckethead: sorry dickhead
buckethead: guess ur just gonna have to walk home
brucewayne: Stephanie.
stephbrown: yes?
brucewayne: Since you're the only child I can trust, will you please go pick Dick up from the gas station?
stephbrown: sure :)
stephbrown: but cass is gonna have to come too
casscasscass: ugh why :(
stephbrown: because the last time dick was in the car with me, i recorded him jamming to abba
stephbrown: it got two mil likes on tiktok
stephbrown: i wanna do it again and i need a camera man
stephbrown: it's irresponsible to tiktok and drive y'know
casscasscass: fine
casscasscass: but you better tag me when you post it
stephbrown: ofc ;)
dildograyson: WOULD YOU GUYS JUST HURRY???
dildograyson: MY PHONES ABOUT TO DIE AND I CANNOT MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH THESE SCARY, ALFA MALES
stephbrown: chillax dude
stephbrown: we're otw
babsssss: is anyone else concerned that damian has been strangely quiet during this whole thing??
dildograyson: lil d??
dildograyson: you there??
thebiologicalwayne: apologies.
thebiologicalwayne: pennyworth and i have been making bets on whether grayson will be rescued before he's brutally murdered.
dildograyson: *le gasp* aLfReD yOu tRaiToR
alfredpennyworth: Apologies, Master Dick. Master Damian can be quite convincing when he wishes.
dildograyson: i'm gonna remember this
dildograyson: and one day, imma strike
dildograyson: you won't know when, you won't know how
dildograyson: it will just happen
thebiologicalwayne: oh no.
thebiologicalwayne: i'm absolutely terrified.
dildograyson:
𝐚/𝐧: 𝐢𝐦 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐥 𝐬𝐨 𝐢 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭