Im JUST BORED

By Bakugouleftasscheek

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Im jsut bored i have nothing to do More

=bored
I'm bored again so this time it will be longer *sigh*

bored try not to cuss

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By Bakugouleftasscheek


Mary Poppins:
When trying to express oneself, it's frankly quite absurd,
To leaf through lengthy lexicons to find the perfect word.
A little spontaneity keeps conversation keen,
You need to find a way to say, precisely what you mean...

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious!
If you say it loud enough, you'll always sound precocious,

Ensemble:
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay

Mary Poppins:
When Stone Age men were chatting, merely grunting would suffice.

Bert:
Now if they heard this word, they might have used it once or twice!

Mrs. Corry:
I'm sure Egyptian pharaohs would have grasped it in a jiff,
Then every single pyramid would bear this hieroglyph;

Oh!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Say it and wild animals would not seem so ferocious!

Mary Poppins:
Add some further flourishes, it's so ro-co-co-coscious!

Ensemble:
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay

Bert:
The Druids could have carved it on their mighty monoliths!

Mrs. Corry:
I'm certain the ancient Greeks would have used it in their midst!

Mary Poppins:
I'm sure the Roman Empire only entered the abyss,
Because those Latin scholars never had a word like this!

Ensemble:
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

Mary Poppins:
If you say it softly the effect can be hypnotious!

Bert:
Check your breath before you speak, in case it's halitocious!

Ensemble:
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay

Mary Poppins (spoken):
Of course you can say it backwards, which is Suoicodilaipxecitsiligarfilacrepus!

Michael (spoken):
She may be tricky, but she's bloody good!

Mary Poppins:
So when the cat has got your tongue, there's no need for dismay!
Just summon up this word and then you've got a lot to say!

Bert:
Pick out those eighteen consonants and sixteen vowels as well,
And put them in an order which is very hard to spell...

Mary Poppins:
S-u-p-e-r
C-a-l-i-f-
R-a-g-i-l-

Jane and Michael:
I-s-t-i-c-e-x-p-i-a-l-i-d-o-c-i-o-u-s!

Ensemble:
S-u-p-e-r
C-a-l-i-f-
R-a-g-i-l-
I-s-t-i-c-e-x-p-i-a-l-i-d-o-c-i-o-u-s!

S-u-p-e-r
C-a-l-i-f-
R-a-g-i-l-
I-s-t-i-c-e-x-p-i-a-l-i-d-o-c-i-o-u-s!

S-u-p-e-r
C-a-l-i-f-
R-a-g-i-l-
I-s-t-i-c-e-x-p-i-a-l-i-d-o-c-i-o-u-s!

Bert (spoken):
Here we go!

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious!
If you say it loud enough, you'll always sound precocious,
Supercalifragilistic-

Jane and Michael:
Supercalifragilistic-

Ensemble:
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!


[Intro]
Uh
Yeah

[Pre-Hook]
I'm a fag n*gga f*ck me in a Tesla
n*gga rubbin' on my thighs with some ketchup
b*tch I'm gay so you know that I am next up
I got dildos, I got lube what you want son?

[Hook]
My di*k small, you act like you ain't noticed
Put my di*k inside his mouth he started chokin'
That di*k in me, bro that sh*t got me moanin'
Yes I'm gay, and my sister with that hoe sh*t

[Verse 1]
b*tch I'm twerkin'
di*k up in my butt that sh*t be hurtin'
Hurtin', n*gga f*ck me then he close the curtains
di*k up in my kidney got me tweakin'
And I be f*ckin' n*ggas like all weekend, yeah
Bro your di*k, that sh*t bigger than my cousin's
I might f*ck my dad sike I might just f*ck my cousin
di*k up in my ass bro that sh*t just got me c*mmin'
And I just f*cked a lil n*gga Jimmy with my husband
I was toppin', gave him head, he stole my wallet
b*tch I'm gay, so you know I gotta keep a dildo
I was straight, suck a n*gga gay you know I'm hoe'in
You ain't never felt two di*ks in your ass
You lyin'

[Pre-Hook]
I'm a fag n*gga f*ck me in a Tesla
n*gga rubbin' on my thighs with some ketchup
b*tch I'm gay so you know that I am next up
I got dildos, I got lube what you want son?

[Hook]
My di*k small, you act like you ain't noticed
Put my di*k inside his mouth he started chokin'
That di*k in me, bro that sh*t got me moanin'
Yes I'm gay, and my sister with that hoe sh*t

[Verse 2]
I was just a young n*gga twerkin'
And I swear that everyday I be gayin'
If I pull up on you this c*m gon' be sprayin'
Sprayin', shoot it at your face and on your main b*tch
Sucked it on the avenue
I'm a thot no average dude
If you nut up on me boy
You know I'm just gon' lick it, boom
Sister always touching me, you know she gotta get this lube
Please don't ask me if I thank them girls I only thank them dudes
I'm gay
I thought you knew, yeah
I'ma give you head, watch me pull up
I'ma pull up with the, with the crew yeah
My di*k small, so it's just us plus two c*cks

omg i couldn't cuss i can go this whole thing without cussing 

Intro: Lisa]
BLACKPINK in your underwear (did she say underwear well i had to use google translate to write this)

[Verse 1: Jennie & Jisoo]
보란 듯이 무너졌어
바닥을 뚫고 저 지하까지
옷 끝자락 잡겠다고
저 높이 두 손을 뻗어봐도

[Pre-Chorus: Rosé]
다시 캄캄한 이곳에 light up the sky
네 두 눈을 보며 I'll kiss you bye
실컷 비웃어라 꼴좋으니까
이제 너희 하나 둘 셋

[Chorus: Jennie, Lisa, & Jisoo]
Ha, how you like that? (Woo)
You gon' like that, that-that-that, that, that-that-that, that
How you like that? (Bada bing, bada boom, boom, boom)

How you like that, that-that-that, that, that-that-that, that?

[Post-Chorus: Lisa, Rosé, Jennie]
Now, look at you, now look at me (Uh)
Look at you, now look at me (Uh)
Look at you, now look at me
How you like that?
Now, look at you, now look at me (Uh)
Look at you, now look at me (Uh)
Look at you, now look at me
How you like that?

[Verse 2: Lisa]
Your girl need it all and that's a hundred
백 개 중에 백 내 몫을 원해
Karma come and get some
딱하지만 어쩔 수 없잖아
What's up? I'm right back
방아쇠를 c*ck back
Plain Jane get hijacked, don't like me?
Then tell me how you like that, like that

[Pre-Chorus: Jennie & Jisoo]
더 캄캄한 이곳에 shine like the stars
그 미소를 띠며 I'll kiss you goodbye
실컷 비웃어라 꼴좋으니까
이제 너희 하나 둘 셋

[Chorus: Rosé, Jennie, Jisoo & Lisa]
Ha, how you like that? (Woo)
You gon' like that, that-that-that, that, that-that-that, that
How you like that? (Bada bing, bada boom, boom, boom)
How you like that, that-that-that, that, that-that-that, that?

[Post-Chorus: Lisa, Rosé, Jennie]
Now, look at you, now look at me (Uh)
Look at you, now look at me (Uh)
Look at you, now look at me
How you like that?
Now, look at you now, look at me (Uh)
Look at you, now look at me (Uh)
Look at you, now look at me
How you like that?

[Bridge: Rosé, Jisoo, Jennie & All]
날개 잃은 채로 추락했던 날
어두운 나날 속에 갇혀 있던 날
그때쯤에 넌 날 끝내야 했어
Look up in the sky
It's a bird, it's a plane
Yeah-eah-eah-eah
Bring out your boss b*tch
Yeah-eah-eah-eah
BLACKPINK!

[Outro: Lisa, Rosé & Jennie]
Ddu, ddu, ddu, ddu-ddu-ddu
Ddu, ddu, ddu, ddu-ddu-ddu
How you like that?
Ddu, ddu, ddu, ddu-ddu-ddu
Ddu, ddu, ddu, du-du-du-ddu
You gon' like that
Ddu, ddu, ddu, ddu-ddu-ddu
Ddu, ddu, ddu, ddu-ddu-ddu
How you like that?
Ddu, ddu, ddu, ddu-ddu-ddu
Ddu, ddu, ddu, du-du-du-ddu

Yeah
Y'all know what the f*ck goin' on, we gay n*ggas
Ah ah ah, lemme suck yo di*k, hehe
That's me opening my mouth so I can like suck yo di*k
Ah ah ah ah ah n*gga
I cut my di*k off a couple years ago so that's why I'm so
Overly sexual, but
Jahlil Beats, holla at me

[Verse]
I suck di*k I'm gay n*gga (Gay n*gga)
Eat yo booty, I'ma give you brain n*gga (Brain n*gga)
See that booty twirl, then it drop n*gga
Don't test me, I'ma give you top n*gga
Pull up on you, slob up on your c*ck n*gga
I'ma nut inside you then we can go shop n*gga
I suck di*k on every motherf*ckin' block n*gga
f*ck you so hard, you can't even walk n*gga
Suckin' on that di*k, 'till I pass out (Pass out)
My n*gga give me neck 'till I pass out (Pass out)
I swear to god, my homie let me smash now
And if you ain't gay, get up out my trap house
I been f*ckin' n*ggas since the fifth grade (Fifth grade)
Really made no difference if that n*gga gay (Nah)
Banshee told me how to f*ck a straight n*gga
Daddy's c*m is in my mouth man I just love the taste n*gga
n*ggas like the way that I ball out (Eeyyyy)
I be gettin' money 'till I fall out
I be talkin' ass though, that's what I'm all about
My n*gga love it when I whip my tongue out
Free cheekies though, my di*k like a dog pound
Don't let no pus*ycats all up in my dog house
'Cause I'm gay n*gga, I only f*ck dogs now
Word to mamas, my n*gga suck my c*ck now
We gon' pull up in that Ford, with our di*ks on 'em
That b*tch chilly, so we gonna send that b*tch home (Bye, n*gga)
Take that di*k, and that di*k just hit my wishbone
I f*ck n*ggas, and I never ever kiss hoes
Faggot savages, that's what we are
Booty goons, n*gga dressed like G Star
Baby Draco, I go so hard (Ayy)
Stendo di*ks for my gun squad
b*tches gon' be problems if you c*ck blocks
Nuts poppin' out the f*ckin' AR
I'm with Jeffery, I'm with Tommy, I'm with Tayshawn
f*ck yo daddy and I'm kissin' on yo gay mom
Tell them n*ggas "f*ckin' suck my peepee hoe"
Subwayyy, free Jared hoe
And tell my n*ggas Allah Teamin' hoe
Just f*ck a n*gga 'bout a week agooo (Week ago)
f*cked a n*gga, now he f*ckin' tweakin' hoe (Tweakin' hoe)
Run up on a n*gga, squeeze his peepee yo (Eeyyyy)
Everybody f*ckin' catching di*kie pics
I'ma f*ck yo daddy in the butt, 'cause that n*gga thick
I'ma run up, put my c*m on him
So sticky like I got some gum on him (Kiss you, n*gga)
n*ggas got me on that motherf*ckin' gay sh*t
Hunger Games for that di*k, no Haymitch

[Interlude]
No Haymitch n*gga
I'ma eat that booty like a f*ckin' sandwich n*gga
Damn, I come and call yo, I'ma call yo man b*tch n*gga
And I eat that booty like a sandwich n*gga!

[Freestyle]
Eat that ass, 'till I die
I am not gay, but I am still f*ckin' guys
On six, ATL I be, nuttin' in them eyes
f*ck that n*gga 21 'cause he too cute, uh

[Outro]
That was a freestyle n*gga, I hope you liked it

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