Forever in love- A Ventrobi fanfic

Breaking the News

Obi-Wan's POV
Sooooooooooo, I guess this means me and Ventress are.......you know. I'm sorry. I-I'm just a little nervous. Now I have to introduce Anakin to his new mother figure. The reason I say that is cause he considers me a father. I wonder what happened to his father. However, I'm pretty sure we all know his mother, the real heartbreaking story.
Ventress's POV
Well, I haven't seen Skywalker in a while. I...I just hope he'll forgive me for all I've done. In case you're wondering, I gave him his scars. Word on the street is his little pet and his loyal toy are married. Wonder what it's like. But if Skywalker has his own offspring.....🤢🤮.
Obi-Wan's POV
"Okay, Ventress, remember to be nice. Anakin's gonna have a hard time.'' I started. "As long as he doesn't have his own offspring running around, I should do fine." Ventress replied. We walked up to his apartment. "Anakin, it's me." I greeted. "Kids, Uncle Obi-Wan is here!" Anakin told them. "Yaaaaaaaaay! Obi-Wan!" Luke and Leia hugged me. "How old are they?" I asked. I haven't seen them in a long time. "Now, they're 5." Anakin answered. "Well, we have some grown up talk to do." I told them. "Errrrrrrr.....right. C'mon! Let's do some real fun!" Rex was gonna take them on a nature walk with Ahsoka. It's never too early to appreciate nature. "So, I met someone." I started. "Who is it?" Anakin asked excitedly. "Well, before you meet her, Imma explain all that happened. First, she induced me with opioids and aphrodisiacs, then we kissed for a good hour, The I fucked her!" I started excitedly. "I'm not a virgin anymore!" I couldn't contain my excitement. "What? General Kenobi lost his virginity?! Well, I guess this calls for a party. *dials phone* Hello, Domino's. Whaddayou mean not available!?" Cody bursted. "Well, who's the lucky maiden?" Anakin asked. "Hello Skywalker. I'm your new matriarch figure." Ventress walked in. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Anakin shouted. "Oh, hi Ventress!" Ahsoka greeted. "Hello padawan." Ventress greeted. "Jedi Master now." Ahsoka corrected. "Good job." Ventress congratulated. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO