enryu⇒
○ poor baby he didn't mean to yell :'(
○ you were not paying him enough attention!!!!!
○ you of all people should know that this baby needs attention a lot!!
○ so when you were hanging out with zahard he was like ????? what?????
○ also did I mention he didn't like zahard???
○ you guys had a big shouting match abt how you were ignoring him and stuff
○ poor enryu was almost in tears
○ its time to d i p
○ so then you spent some time with zahard
○ and he spent time with luslec
○ he avoided you
○ you avoided him
○ TIHS IS SO SAD WHATBHABSJT
○ you crawled into enryus room with half a oreo as a apology a month later
○ hey hey everythings fine now
○ you guys went back to being bffs
○ although enryu did see you with zahard a lot
eduan⇒
○ " you spend too much time with zahard!!!"
○ "hMmmpH i will now leave you alone"
○ "wait what-"
○ eduan out
○ but that's ok!!! who needs eduan when you have zahard??
○ you do that's who
○ eduan hangs out with his 10000 gfs
○ he misses you
○ help i cant see you! your ego's blocking my view!
○ eduan probably comes bawling his eyes out and holding macarons
○ ehh you guys made up its ok
our one and only stoic tsundere king baby (WITH THE BAD FASHION SENSE)⇒
○ funny you told him to "lay off arlene" and to "leave arlene and v alone"
○ gets mad at you and refuses to talk to you
○ continues to chase after arlene like
○ "ARLENE MARRY ME PLS"
○ arlene has a boyfriend.
○ he gets mad for the dumbest reasons
○ "you just breathed my air! how dare you! that's my oxygen!"
○ gotta go find bestie bae eduan right?
○ "EDUAN HELP MEE WARGHGHHGHGHHG WAHHHHH"
○ eduans just like
○ "hold up if you want to be my gf you have to fill out the form first"
○ hit him please
○ eduan sobs while screaming "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME"
○ "friendship and as long as im still dreaming, i'd like a partner to love me back unconditionally!"
○ eduans just like "say no more"
○ long story short you and eduan start dating you guys get married and have a bajillion kids
○ and then you wake up from your dream
○ yeah time just does its thing and 40 years later you and zahard make up
a/n:
reading back on this makes me die of cringe at least 50 times. i tried to edit it to the best i could, i'm sorry for taking out some of the most iconic lines but i feel like some of these parts are too cringe to be left
i'm sorry ╯︿╰
thank you for reading though! ('▽'ʃ♡ƪ)