Y/n: What's a thot?
Kaeya: A thoughtful person.
*at dinner*
Amber: Here's the salt, y/n.
Y/n: Thanks Amber, you're such a thot!
Amber: 👁👄👁
•••
*y/n yelling at venti and zhongli*
Paimon: Why is y/n yelling at them?
Aether: She wanted to offend the gods in some way so she decided to kinkshame them.
Paimon: But... why them?
Aether: No idea.
•••
Y/n: Rules were made to be broken!
Aether: Yeah, well, bodies weren't!
•••
Amber: You're under arrest for robbery!
Y/n: What did I steal!?
Amber, trying not to cry: My heart...
•••
Kaeya: Things have actually been going really well with Y/n. Our friendship is in a really good place.
Kaeya: Last week I said, "Did you know the weiner dog is neither a weiner nor a dog?" Instead of saying, "Shut up, Kenya," she said, "Okay."
•••
Y/n to Paimon, Razor and the Hilichurls, dumping a bunch of stolen food out on the ground: Tonight, we feast!
•••
Y/n: Pardon the intrusion, but-
Diluc: This moment or my life in general?
•••
Kaeya, betrayed: You tricked me!
Y/n: No, I merely deceived you. "Tricked" makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.
•••
Y/n: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.
Aether: Please never become a surgeon.
•••
Y/n: Do you miss the imagination of childhood?
Childe: I never had one.
Y/n: An imagination or a childhood?
•••
Amber: You're smiling, did something good happen?
Y/n: I can't smile just because I feel like it?
Paimon: Kaeya tripped and fell down the stairs.
•••
Amber: Do you like my outfit?
Y/n: Not as much as I like what's underneath it.
Amber, blushing: Y-Y/n-
Y/n: I need your chair. Get up.
•••
Childe: You're a lying, cheating, piece of shit! You're not the person I married!
Y/n: Fine then! We're getting a divorce! And i'm taking the kids!
Aether, pushing the monopoly board away from them: ...maybe we should stop playing.
•••
Y/n: *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk.
Y/n: *cuts piece of cake*
Fatui Member: ...can I have some?
Y/n: Cake is for talkers.
•••
Razor: Did Y/n just tell me she loved me for the first time?
Paimon: Yeah.
Razor: And did I do finger guns back?
Paimon: Yeah, you did.
•••
Y/n: If I run and leap at Diluc, he'll catch me in his arms!
Y/n: *runs and leaps at Diluc*
Diluc, who is holding coffee: *moves aside and watches y/n fall*
Alt. ending
Y/n: If I run and leap at Diluc, he'll catch me in his arms!
Y/n: *runs and leaps at Diluc*
Diluc, who is holding coffee: *drops coffee to catch y/n*