Y/n: Croissants: dropped
Gon: Road: works ahead
Killua: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Leorio: Shavacado: fre
Kurapika : Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Hisoka:
Hisoka, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
Y/n: Time for plan G.
Gon: Don’t you mean plan B?
Y/n: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Killua: What about plan D?
Y/n: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Leorio: What about plan E?
Y/n: I’m hoping not to use it. Kurapika dies in plan E.
Hisoka: I like plan E.
Y/n: Anyone d-
Gon: Depressed?
Killua: Drained?
Leorio: Dumb?
Kurapika : Disliked?
Y/n: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...
Y/n: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Gon: Several traffic violations.
Killua: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Leorio: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Kurapika : Also, that’s not our car.
Y/n: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Gon: 'Prettiest Smile'
Kurapika: 'Nicest Personality'
Leorio: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Killua : 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
Y/n: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...
Leorio: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!
Kurapika : In your pantry!
Y/n: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?
Leorio: Is your friend here?
Y/n, motioning to Gon: Yeah.
Leorio, to Gon: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:(
Killua: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-
Killua: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?!
Killua: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN
Everyone else: No.
Killua, to Leorio and Kurapika : YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS
Leorio: YAAAAAAAAY!
Kurapika : THE PRESTIGE!
Y/n: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Gon: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Killua: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.
Leorio: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Kurapika : What the fuck is wrong with you people.
Y/n: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Gon: Rude.
Killua: That’s fair.
Leorio: Not again.
Kurapika : Are you going to want this back?
Y/n: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.
Y/n: You know how I roll.
Y/n: And I’m not talking about that time I fell into a pile of dung at the foot of a hill.
Y/n: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Killua: Twelve, actually.
Y/n: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Killua: Yours!
Y/n: That's right: no one's.
A/n: I know this chapter is really short but I wanted to get another one out sorry.
Also uh if you see me responding to your comments...its how I show my appreciation for you. I think its rude to not respond to comments honestly. And to the people who spam comment and spam vote I love you. Honestly it gives me so much serotonin when I see the notifications after I've posted something.