While Stolas was sleeping, he heard his daughter Octavia calling for them.
Octavia: Mommy daddy!
Stolas: Octavias calling for us dear
Stella: You get up
Stolas sighs then puts on his robe, he makes his way to Octavias room.
Stolas: Dear, what troubles you my owlett
Octavia: Daddy, daddy, I had a dream, a really bad dream
Stolas: *yawns* A nightmare
Octavia: I was looking all over the palace, and I couldn't fine you any where, you weren't there
Stolas: There there Via its okay *he nods to a book then it levitates after him* when your scared, and you dont know where I am, you must know, what ever happens to me, I will never be far away, from my special little starfire
After the song, Stolas lays her down, and covers her up with her blanket, and walks out of her bedroom to let her rest.
TIME SKIP
Stella: I cant believe you slept with an Imp in our fucking bed
The sound of something crashing and breaking awoke Octavia.
Stolas: It was unexpected
Octavia then gets up hearing her parents argue.
Stella: You want to fuck this one too?
Stolas: No, of course not
Stella: Your a god damn embarrassment, I'm not spending a other moment looking at your pathetic, imp sucking face
She heads off down a corridor while breaking a couple of other things
Stolas: *Sighs* Oh, good morning Octavia, did you sleep well my owlett?
Octavia: Was that a serious question
She says as she puts down her coffee mug
Stolas: Mhm, what's that your listening to?
He asks her while taking out a piece of zebra meat.
Octavia: This song is called "My world is burning down around me" it's by "Fuck you Dad" it's a band
Stolas: Ohh how charming
Octavia: Are you two done yelling for the day?
She asks while her father tossed the meat to a carnivorous plant.
Stolas: You know what I haven't done in a long, long time? I haven't taken your favorite place in all of hell, why dont we go to Loo Loo Land
Octavia: I'm not five anymore
Stolas: You were always happy when I took you to Loo Loo Land, what do you say, have a day just the two of us
Octavia: I'd, rather kill myself
Stolas: There we go, any thing then just staying in this house, now I'll arrange security l
Octavia: Security for a theme park
Stolas: We are rich and we are hot, people want our money and our bodies
Octavia: Our money maybe
Stolas: Speak for yourself princess, now I'll call the only person that can fuck me
Octavia: Whaaat
Stolas: Protect me, us a d being part of the Donitia family is rather valuable
Octavia: Ugh
AT THE IMP BULDING
Millie Plush (Blitza): Oh Blitz, your such a good boss
Moxxie Plush (Blitza): Yeah, I really want you ma'am
Y/n Plush (Blitza): Me too
Blitza: Let's go four way
Then her phone started to ring.
Blitza: WHAT
Stolas (Over phone): Hello my big strap Blitzy
That was heard by Octavia.
Blitza: What
Octavia: The
Blitza: Fuck
Octavia: Dad
Stolas: Language everyone, I have a special request
Blitza: Ugh, I just had a chemical peel so you have to find someone else's face to plant that feathered ass
Stolas: Its for my daughter
Blitza: Well then make sure she washes it
Stolas: No no no no no, I'm taking my daughter to Loo Loo Land, and I was wondering if you brave little imps would accompany us
Blitza: Were assassins, not bodyguards
Y/n: I was one, and dont invite us to shit unless someone's gonna die *You burn Blitzas plushie of you*
Stolas: I'll pay you~
Blitza: What
Stolas: Money~
Blitza: Deal! Everyone get in here were going to Loo Loo Land
Moxxie: Loo Loo land?
Millie: Loo Loo Land!
Blitza: Loo Loo Land
Loona: SHUT THE FUCK UP
As they were in their van, they parked and Moxxie opened the door. Y/n pulled up on his bike. Stolas got out and put on a Loo Loo Land head and Octavia cringed as they walked in.
Blitza: Now remember, this is work and work only, my team and I are not here to satisfy your perverted bird needs
Octavia: Hey dad, do we have to-
Blitza: Hold on sweetie, if you try fucking me in my little ass, I swear-
Stolas: You are so cute when you are serious
Octavia: I'm literally gonna be sick
Moxxie: Oh crumbs, I new today would be alot, what do you need, adazamine, ibuprofen, morphine
You chuckled at Moxxies readiness.
Octavia: That was figurative, old woman
Moxxie looked at you and Millie after Octavia walked by.
Moxxie: She said literally
Millie: WOW, I haven't been here since I was a child, it hasn't changed a bit, oh look it's big logely
The robotic looking dinosaur roars.
Moxxie/ Y/n: That is deeply upsetting
Millie: Oh come on, it's fun, you two never been here before
Moxxie: No, themeparks always desterb me, especially the mascots
Loo Loo: Well hey there, I'm Loo Loo, welcome to Loo Loo Land, if you get hurt, just try and sue us
Stolas: Look, its Loo Loo
Octavia: I have a question
Loo Loo: Well ask away little girly
Octavia: Is this just a really shameless spinoff of Lucifer and Joey Jrews far more popular Lu Lu World and Bendy Land
Loo Loo: No
Octavia: This place reeks of insecure corporate shame
Stolas: He he he, why dont we go check out the rides
Loo Loo: That chicks creepy huh
Blitza: Yeah just wait till her dad starts to diddle your holes
Loo Loo: What's that mean
Moxxie: Dont talk to me, I know your a pervert under there
Loo Loo: Yeah
Moxxie: You really like this place
Millie: I love this place, me and my parents would bring me and my siblings here, money wise
Y/n: Are you fucking kidding me, 15 dollars for a novelty cup
Moxxie: Yeah, the prices here do seem rather criminal, I mean, that much for a novelty cup you use for one time
Millie: Cause its Loo Loo land
A/n: Btw you have a shotgun from COD Infinitewarfare or the one from the first Ghost Ridermovie, when you want to you can summon it like The Unbalanced also you duel wield the triple barreled shotgun.
Or
Y/n looks shamefully at his boss for spending her money on random shit.
Blitza: How a out I take the first watch while you three have little fun~
She looks at you three and then winks
Millie: Ohh we have to do my favorite ride
Moxxie: Oh what's that
A/n: Moxxie and Millie aren't married, they are friends and live together
Then Millie pull you and Moxxie towards a roller coaster named the Lawsuit.
Y/n/Moxxie: Oh crumps/shit
She was then patting Moxxie and Y/n on the back to let it all out.
Y/n: This is why I dont ride costars
Meanwhile, Blitza was watching over Stolas and Octavia.
Stolas: You know it's quite thrilling to see you on the job Blitzy
Blitza: Save it bitch, I'm working
Octavia: You both need to get a room
Blitza: Hey, I am not a day hooker
Then she receives a dirty look from a woman with a baby.
Blitza: Hey I said I'm not one prude
Octavia: Oh look, Via you use cry such tears of joy
Octavia: Oh no
*Flash Back to when Octavia was crying due to the animatronic Robo Fizzeralli*
As the robot laughed mechanically sparks flew out of the robot.
Octavia and Blitza: I hate that fucking clown
Stolas: Oh Blitzy, I need my bodyguard please
He said while he was being carried away by imps. One shot scares them off. Blitza then cary's Stolas and placed him next to Octavia. Then Octavia pulls off the bag on Stolas's head and the show started.
While you three were walking, an imp was calling you over.
Carnie: Step right up and win a thing
Millie: Oh Y/n look, a thing
Y/n: Ya like that thing Mil
Millie: YES, I dont really know what that thing is but I want that thing
Y/n: What about you Mox, want one too
Moxxie: Sure
Y/n: Okay one game please
The carnie gave you a toy gun with a quirk projectile, you shoot it and hit the target, the target didn't go down.
Carnie: Ohh strike one man
Y/n: But I hit it
Carnie: I dont know what to tell ya buddy, the target see, it didn't go down, so yeah, no go bro
You then gave him another five dollars, but the same thing happened.
Y/n: The hell is wrong with this thing
Carnie: Oh shame, I tell ya
He then imitates like he was crying.
Y/n: Another!
The girls were frightened of how this was going to happen
Meanwhile, back in the tent.
Stolas: Oh what good aim you have Blitzy
Octavia: Ugh, I cant do this anymore
Stolas: Octavia!
An imp was about to get Stolas but was shot by Blitza.
Robo Fizz: Oh ho ho ho, is that Blitza my scanners pick up there, I guess the kiddies are still running away from you
Blitza: The A is silent
Robo Fizz: Just like your audience was when you told your lazy jokes here
Blitza: Bitch I make more money killing people than you being a cheap ass robo ripoff of a over rated sellout JESTER!
R.F: Ohhh someone's salty, real or no though, people love me, does anyone love you BLITZA
Blitza: No, but I'm really good with guns now, DANCE BITCH
She switches her rifle to full auto, she then shoots at robo fizz, but she then dodges all the bullets and then circles herself around Blitza like a snake and squeezes here with enough force to shoot her through the tent.
Blitza: Ffffffuuuuuucccccckkkkkk mmmmmmeeeeee
There was a demon named Wally and had a cart full of torches.
Wally: Torches, get your inconvinent torches here
Blitza then crashed into the cart.
Wally: Ow I said OW
AT THE CARNIE GAME
Y/n was out of money and the carnie had all his money.
Carnie: You know your making this look sad
You started to have little bits of fire come out of you. Moxxie was trying to calm you down a bit.
Millie: Let me try!
Millie then shoots and then completely misses, the carnie then pressed a hidden petal under the island.
Carnie: Nice shot baby
Moxxie: You, you cheapskate
Y/n: YOU
Carnie: Shut it hot headed bitch, I'm talking to the ladies
He then feels a hand grab his arm.
Carnie: Hey, let go of my arm!
GRider: WITH PLEASURE
You then wrap your chains around his arm and rip it off.
Carnie: OOWWWW
You then wrap your chains around his throat and tightn them until his head explodes. Then you grab two of the things and hand them to Moxxie and Millie. Moxxie was shocked at what just happened and Millie had hearts in her eyes.
Millie: Thank you Y/n!
Moxxie: Yeah, thanks
They both hug you by the waist and you hug them back. When they pulled back, they were blushing. All of a sudden, Blitza came from the sky into the game stand.
Moxxie: Ma'am
Blitza: Oh hey guys, you should go check on Stolas, I have some unfinished business to attend to
Y/n: I'll help you
Then Moxxie and Millie went to Stolas and Octavia.
Y/n: Let's kick some robot ass
Robo Fizzes cloths were burning off showing some of her chest, you blush. Then Blitza pulls out her flintlock and shoots at her while you go into GRider and pull out your a Angle Killer (I made up the name for the shotgun from the first Ghost Rider movie, if you want to give it another name, then tell me in the comments), Blitza shoots at Robo fizz and RF catches it in her mouth causing it to spin around.
Blitza: Oh what a mouth
You ignore your boss. RF coiled up into a ball like sonic and charged at the two of you, Blitza jumped to the side but you braced for impact. She clashed into you causing you two slam into the other games. She was on top of you with her chest fully bare, you then push her off of you a d started fighting you.
WITH STOLAS
While Stolas was chasing Octavia, an imp jumped on his back.
Stolas: I think I'm supposed to be body guarded right now
The imp gets shot in the head.
Stolas: There we go, now where's Blitzy, shes my night in shining armor not you littler ones
Millie: Shes busy
Moxxie: Acting like a fool
Stolas: What kind of fool
Moxxie: The 'every thing is now on fire' kind
Stolas: Oh
He then walks to some rides where he finds Octavia crying, then he sits down next to her.
Stolas: I take it that your not having fun
Octavia: I didn't even want to come here
Stolas: Oh, I thought that you still loved it here
Octavia: I did when my mom and dad didn't act like complete assholes
Stolas: Look, Via I'm sorry, I, we've, shes always been, I'm sorry I dont have the words
Octavia: Will you run away with her, where I can never find you?
Stolas: No no no, I'll never leave you, let's get out of here, your right, your too old anyways
As he picks up Octavia, and start to walk out, an imp jumps out of the ventilation. Stolas hears it then stares at it then he turns into stone.
As they were walking through the fire, Y/n was leading RF on his bike to get her eaten by a dinosaur looking dragon. They walked out, the others dropped from the sky except for Y/n, he just came out on his bike.
Stolas: So what would you like to do now?
Octavia: Oh can we go to stylish occults? I heard they sell weird taxidermy's there
Stolas: Sure
Octavia: He he, thanks dad, your okay sometimes
Moxxie: Good job sir, you ruined another good thing
Blitza: Worth it, that slutty toy clown had it coming
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