All Might: BECAUSE I'M HE-
What the actual fuck is this shit?
Midoriya: HE SWEARED
Bakugou: YOU DIDNT KNOW? AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE SMARTER THAN HAIR-FOR-BRAINS.
Kirishima: Bro... *sheds tear*
Bakugou: ....
Todoroki: I expected Deku to be All Might's secret love child, but secret love partner? Damn, you're on another level. Sero, you win the bet.
Sero: Yay... wait what?!!! I better for this...?
Todoroki: Yes.
Sero: .... yay...
Jirou: That doesn't sound at all convincing.
Sero: *whispers* Come on... it's free money...!
Shironii: Next.