Harry: I'm not drunk
Jay: Yes you are
Harry: I AM NOT DRUNK!
Jay: Then tell me the time
Harry: *turns to clock* I'm not drunk!
Jay: Riiight
Uma: He's probably not drunk, he just can't tell time.
Jay: Oh...
Harry: I AM NOT DUMB!
Uma: I didn't say you were
Harry: *Crying* You guys are so mean!
Uma: Ok, yeah he's drunk
Jay: How do I keep getting involved in this mess?