TITLE: Dolphin Costume
GENRE: Humor
STATUS: Mine
SUMMARY: why did all the workers have to wear this stupid, fat dolphin head. Wait, let me re-phrase that. The Employees that had to wear a dolphin costume outside the shop that read, "Let's all have a flappy time here."
I so badly wanted to change the word flappy to flabby, but looking at my boss through the window I knew he already knew what I was thinking.
Stupid boss.
Giving a small wave to him in a I-hate-your-guts kind of way, then turned back around only to hit someone with my finn, and then trip over my own feet and fall flat on them.
The boy looked pissed, while all I wanted to scream was. "Dolphin Down! Dolphin Down!"
Humor is the best!