~1~
Illumi: Don't worry, I've got a few needles up my sleeve.
Enemy: Uhh, don't you mean cards?
Hisoka: No, that would be me.
[I couldn't decide on which version of my incorrect quote to put so here is the second one I was considering putting]
~2~
Illumi: Don't worry, I've got a few needles up my sleeve.
Enemy: Uhh, don't you mean cards?
Hisoka: He did not.
Illumi, with his needles in his hands: I did not.