Susan big W: you have all been summoned here to fight in a glorious tournament for my own amusement! The loser will have there channel deleted FOR GOOD!!
Every YouTuber there: Nooo!
Smg4: *steps forward* I don't want anything to do with this you can count me out!
Susan big W: go ahead make my day. *slowly putting her finger on the YouTube remote*
Smg4: *steps back* ok fine but I'm gonna complain the whole time.
Susan wakko: whoever wins the tournament will have to face my chosen champion and prodigy.. *point her finger behind them*
Every YouTuber there: *turn around*
*portal opens to reveal a god*
Pewdiepie: pewdiepie!
Smg4: *TRIGGERED*
Susan yakko: the tournament will take place in one week. I suggest you train till then.
jacksepticeye: *punch his fist*
YouTuber I don't know the name of: I'm going to die.
Other YouTuber I don't know the name of: where are my hands?
Susan dot: good luck and may the odds ever be in your favour!
*In the castle*
Mario: hmm how about Brazil Meggy I heard its great.
Meggy: Nah let's just watch something funny we can focus on this later. *shows tyler1 food slipping off the plate*
Mario: hahaha!
Smg4: *jumps though the door and hits the tv* mario! Take my place in the YouTuber fighting tournament or else I'll get deleted!
Mario: I can't I'm watching videos with Meggy.
Smg4: pleassseee mario I'll... I'll be your spaghetti chef for a week.
Mario: ONE YEAR!
Smg4: two weeks!
Mario: One month!
Smg4: one week!
Mario: deal!
Smg4: this isn't going to be easy though. We're gonna need a look for a trainer.
Mario: I know the perfect person to help me.
Smg4: who's that?
Mario: Meggy of course.
Meggy: thanks mario.
Mario: no worries you ready?
Meggy: yeah let's go!
Smg4: dead! *falls over*
Strength training
Meggy: alright mario you ready?
Mario: mmhm.
Meggy: great punch the punching bag.
Mario: Okie dokie *punchs a few times then gets tired* I'm a tried.
Meggy: will this work? *puts a peach doll on the punching bag*
Mario: *sees the doll and starts punching alot*
Meggy: great job mario.
Mario: thanks Meggy.
*but then the bag hits him and falls on him*
Meggy: mario I'm so sorry *pushs the bag of him*
Mario: marios Okie dokie.
Meggy: great now let's get onto running.
Mario: dammit.
Running training
Meggy: now I know that you're not the best at running so you're gonna try a treadmill.
Mario: Aww man.
Meggy: don't worry mario when you finish this you'll get spaghetti.
Mario: yeah Boiiiiiii! *he goes on the treadmill and starts running really fast so fast that the treadmill start going to going to space*
Meggy: alright mario that's enough running for now.
Mario: Yay. *stops running and the treadmill falls to the ground* AHH meggy help!
Meggy: I got you mario. *catches him*
Mario and Meggy: *blushes*
Mario: thanks Meggy.
Meggy: *still blushing* no problem mario.
Mario: you can put me now meggy.
Meggy: *stops blushing* huh?
Mario: you can put me down now.
Meggy: oh sorry. *puts him down*
Mario: thanks for training me Meggy.
Meggy: and thanks for picking me mario.
Mario: no problem meggy.
Meggy: now it's time for a training battle.
Mario: Are you fricking kidding me!
Training match
Meggy: alright mario it's time to face me in a friendly battle.
Mario: alright then.
Meggy: *quickly* 3..2...1..GO!
Mario: well sh*t. *gets punched*
*Mario gets up then tried to punch meggy but she blocks it*
Mario: think fast!
Meggy: what?
Mario: *upper cuts meggy*
Meggy: nice try but you might want to try harder mario.
Mario: alrighty.
Meggy: *trys punching mario but gets blocked*
Mario: *roundhouse kicks meggy* you alright meggy?
Meggy: *cough cough* yeah I'm fine let's end it there.
Mario: you sure?
Meggy: yeah I'm sure.
Mario: yeah boiii.
Meggy: but we're training tomorrow.
Mario: why?
Meggy: to make sure smg4 doesn't get deleted.
Mario: oh yeah I forgot.
Meggy: right.
Mario: hey Meggy on Saturday can we go back to inkopolis?
Meggy: no we're not going back to inkopolis plus it's one day before the tournament.
Mario: but it's for a good reason.
Meggy: and that is?
Mario: look can we go there I've wanted to tell you something for along time.
Meggy: fine I'll go only because you're my best friend.
Mario: also can I go home?
Meggy: yeah you can go home.
Mario: yeah boiii!!! *leaves the building*
Meggy thoughts: I wonder what mario wants to tell me? *stomach rumbles* but first I'm going to have some chicken noodles. *goes back home*
The next few days meggy help mario train for the tournament now it's Saturday.
Mario: Alright meggy you ready to go back to inkopolis?
Meggy: yeah I guess.
*Mario and Meggy go to inkopolis*
Mario: it's been a few months since we've been here hasn't it meggy.
Meggy: yeah it has.
Mario: so what do you want to do?
Meggy: well we can't really eat anything here so let's go to my apartment.
Mario: ok.
Meggy: you know I'm surprised that your not tried yet.
Mario: well you've been training me for a week so I've gotten used to walk long distances.
Meggy: *shocked*
Mario: I mean oh god I don't want to walk anymore.
Meggy: *giggles* oh mario.
Mario: are we close to your apartment?
Meggy: yeah we're close.
Mario: good because I'm starting to get tried.
Meggy: *opens the door* alright we're here.
Mario: great *drops on the floor*
Meggy: mind if I join you?
Mario: why?
Meggy: well I can get tried as well you know.
Mario: sure you can join.
Meggy: sweet *drops on the floor*
Mario: this place sure is filthy.
Meggy: yeah I'm surprised that someone doesn't live here.
Mario: yeah me too.
Meggy: I guess it's because I'm human.
Mario: it's not because your human Meggy it just because someone hasn't got this place yet.
Meggy: because I'm human.
Mario:*sighs and gets up* meggy let's go to the rooftop.
Meggy: which one?
Mario: the one where we have good memories.
Meggy: *gets up* ok.
*mario and Meggy go to the rooftop*
Mario and Meggy: *sits on the edge of the building*
Mario: meggy everyone doesnt hate you just because your human.
Meggy: say that to the whole of inkopolis.
???: yeah they can be jerks.
Meggy: desti?
Desti: that's me.
Meggy: what are you doing here?
Desti: just came to see how your life without me is going and I see mayo is here.
Mario: it's mario!
Desti: yeah yeah whatever anyway I think mayo want to say something serious to you meggy.
Mario: again it's mario!
Meggy: what do you want to tell me mario?
Mario: meggy...... I love you.
Meggy: really because I love you too. *kisses him*
Mario: *shocked but kisses back*
Desti: get a room you two.
Mario: *stops kissing meggy* oh your still here.
Desti: yep.
Meggy: sorry you had to see that.
Desti: it's alright besides it's nice to know that mayo loves you.
Mario: it's mario!
Meggy: *giggles* thanks desti.
Desti: no worries meggy.
Mario: so are you two friends or frenemies?
Meggy: we're friends right?
Desti: yeah we're friends.
Meggy: great.
Desti: well I'm gonna go now.
Meggy: wait before go could you watch mario kick ass tomorrow?
Desti: it depends who he's versing.
Mario: I'm versing YouTubers.
Desti: hmm sure I'll watch.
Mario: thanks desti.
Desti: no problem mayo.
Mario: it's mario!!
Meggy: see you tomorrow desti.
Desti: see you two tomorrow. *disappears*
Mario: it's nice to see her again. *sits on the ledge*
Meggy: yeah it was even though we will see her tomorrow*sit next to mario*
Meggy: true... I love you mario.
Mario: I love you too Meggy. *kisses her*
Meggy: *kisses back*
Mario: *stops kissing and gets up* come on meggy I've some training to do.
Meggy: *gets up* let's go then.
*mario and Meggy go back to training now and it's a Sunday*
Smg4: Aww my ass.
Meggy: come on mario punch harder.
Mario: I'm trying but I'm tried.
Meggy: just think of toads and there bad puns.
Mario: *looks at the boxing pads and they say a really bad toad pun then he starts punching really hard*
Meggy: ow...ow...ow...ow mario can you stop punch now for my hands sake please!
Mario: *stops punching* sorry meggy.
Meggy: *removes the boxing pads* it's ok
Mario: meggy in case me and smg4 get deleted again I just want to say I love you with all my heart.
Meggy: I love you too mario but think positive thoughts mario.
Mario: ok I'll try.
Susan big W: *hits the bell* let the tournament begin!
Jacksepticeye: * hits the bell more than once* irish noises top of a morning, top a morning.
Meggy: good luck mario. *kisses him*
Mario: *kisses back* thanks Meggy I'll need it.
Mario vs markiplier
Markiplier: hello everybody my name is markiplier. *confusing words*
Mario: your ass is grass and I'm gonna mow it!
Markiplier: *goes to attack mario* bing bong here comes my ding dong.
*Mario kicks him but misses then markiplier kicks him in the face but for some weird reason he starts to sit on mario*
Markiplier: I'm charging up my poo! AHHHHH!!
Mario: *bites his leg*
Markiplier: was that the bite of 87? *kicks mario to the other side and puts on a crown* Todays the day I win because I am the king around here and nobody will take my crown!
Mario: *jumps to markiplier then he just flicks the crown of him*
Markiplier: *starts to melt* NO NO NO fu*king NO NO fu*k you! *stops melting*
Mario: yeah haha!
In the crowd
Meggy: good job mario!
Desti: *eats some ghost popcorn* looks like I missed his first fight.
Meggy: oh hey you made it.
Desti: well I told you yesterday that I was coming.
Smg4: uhh Meggy who are you talking to?
Meggy: can't you see her?
Smg4: no I can't.
Desti: *goes through meggy* hey Blue boi.
Smg4: woah desti what are you doing here and how can I see you?
Desti: well I'm here because I want to see mayo kick ass and the reason you can see me is because I have this device that allows you guys to see me.
Smg4: oh ok.
Meggy: guys round two is about to start.
Mario vs Jacksepticeye
Jacksepticeye: it is on like donkey Kong! *slaps him*
Mario: ow *gets a mushroom and his hand grows big*
Jacksepticeye: *flat lines and falls over* I don't like it I don't like it!
Mario: top of a morning to ya laddeys. *slaps him alot*
Jacksepticeye: ow fu*k my arm!
Mario: *does a huge slap*
Jacksepticeye: *gets slap out of the ring* Nooooooo!
Susan dot: shut your godamn mouth! *mutes him*
In the crowd
Smg4: good job mario for keeping my YouTube career alive so far.
Desti: really do you only care about your YouTube channel right now?
Smg4: well yeah it's the reason he's fighting in the first place.
Desti: so what happens if he loses.
Smg4: my channel gets deleted.
Desti: so?
Smg4: so if he does loses me and mario get deleted.
Desti: so he's fighting for you.
Smg4: yeah.
Desti: *laughs*
Smg4: what's so funny?
Desti: *stops laughing* I'm surprised that you can lose to mario when he can defeat famous YouTubers.
Smg4: hey I won last year.
Desti: right.
Meggy: guys round three is starting.
Mario vs Keemstar
Keemstar: let'sss Gettttt right... *gets kick off the stage* AHHH!
Mario: that was easy.
In the crowd
Desti: that was boring.
Meggy: yeah that was boring.
Luigi: so what the after life like desti?
Desti: it's relaxing.
Meggy: really relaxing I never thought you would say that.
Desti: yet here I am.
Smg4: hey guys the fourth round Is starting.
Desti:alright but it better be some good entertainment.
Mario vs ???
???: *playing Minecraft*
Mario: *walks up to him scared* you playing Minecraft.
???: *turns around to reveal dream then he starts floating*
Mario: oh my god.
Dream: hey sh*tass wanna see me speedrun! *places cobblestone on top of each other then turns into a cannon and fires tnt* fire everything!
Mario: *dodges the tnt then summon a Ender dragon*
Dream: *sees the Ender dragon come towards him* touch. *then he or she dies*
Mario: the hell was that?!
*then dream puts different types of blocks around mario and now he's traped*
Mario: oh no!
Dream: *places tnt* later ohh!
Mario: bi*ch what the fu*k! *tnt explodes*
*Mario is flying high in sky when dream kick him back to the ground*
Mario: *sees his computer but turns his head to hear*
Dream: I just own him, I just own him!
Mario: *does intense hacking*
Computer: *creative mode disabled*
Dream:*falls down* AHHH!
Mario: *kicks dream off the stage*
Dream: what the hell frickin speed hacker!!
Mario: I won.
In the crowd
Desti: that was entertaining.
Meggy: yeah I agree.
Mario: *disappears*
Mario vs pewdiepie
Mario: *appears out of thin air*
Mario and pewdiepie: *intense stare*
Pewdiepie: oh it's on, oh it's on!
Susan big W: final round *hits the bell* fight!
Pewdiepie: come at me bro! *charges at mario*
Mario: here we goooo! *charges at pewdiepie but gets punched alot*
Pewdiepie I have the power of Jesus in my hand! *hits him in the back*
Mario: *runs forward then stops to reveal peach* I filled the basement with spaghetti again.
Peach: *scream loudly*
Pewdiepie: how is that even possible?! *falls over and gets dizzy*
Mario: defeated now bi*ch!
Pewdiepie: and every day when I wake up I use this product *gets on the pewdiepie chair and goes toward mario* AHHH!!
Mario: *in perfect timing he does a backflip* but can you do this? *kicks the chair towards the ground*
Pewdiepie: AHHH! *goes god mode*
Mario: *send flying back*
Meme: *created around mario* has spaghetti aids lol.
Pewdiepie: rating time zero peepee poo poos *0/10 shows up* I'm sorry *gets hit by the 0*
Mario: owwwwww!!
Susan yakko: *gets out the YouTube remote* are you winning son?
Mario: *scared but then has a idea he gets out his phone and types something* hey pewdiepie I dare you to say this word.
Pewdiepie: I can't I'm too stupid.
Mario: your just a little chicken chip, chip, chip, chip.
Pewdiepie: *annoyed* I don't give a fu*k I'm gonna say the n-word. *gets frozen*
Susan dot: out of this house, out of the this house! *presses a button on the YouTube remote and a demonetized button comes out of a portal and grabs pewdiepie then goes back in the portal*
Smg4: oh my god!
*suddenly Susan and mario come out of nowhere*
Susan wojniki: the winner... by some miracle... is mario!
Meggy: he did it he won!
Desti: I have to say he is a good fighter.
Smg4: your damn right desti come on guys Lets see mario!
*Meggy, desti,smg4 and Luigi go see mario on the stage*
Mario: hey guys.
Smg4: three cheers for mario!
Meggy, smg4 and Luigi: hip hip hooray... Hip hip hooray!
Mario: thanks guys for cheering me on especially meggy.
Meggy: no worries red.
Mario: *blushes*
Smg4: mario... Are you blushing?
Mario: um maybe.
Desti: *looks closely* yep he's definitely blushing.
Mario: damn it.
Smg4: so mario do you love someone?
Mario: yeah I do.
Luigi: who is it?
Mario: it's.... Meggy.
Smg4: really is this true meggy?!
Meggy: yeah it's true and to prove it. *kisses mario*
Mario: *kisses back*
Smg4: congrats mario you finally found yourself a girlfriend.
Mario: thanks.
Desti: I'm gonna go now.
Meggy: will I ever see you again?
Desti: yeah but I'll see you whenever I feel like it.
Meggy: * a bit sad* oh ok.
Desti: don't worry I'll look down to see how your doing except when you and mar..r..rio makeout or something.
Mario: hey you said my name correctly.
Desti: I did?
Meggy: yep you did congrats.
Desti: thanks I guess.
Luigi: so where do we celebrate?
Mario: how about Meggys house if it's alright with her.
Meggy: I'm fine with that.
Mario: Yeah Boiiiii!
Desti: alright now I'm going.
Meggy,mario,smg4 and Luigi: see you later desti.
Desti: bye. *disappears*
(after that they went to meggys house to celebrate marios victory and that smg4 channel is still alive I guess but mainly marios victory. In the end Meggy wasn't sad because she found a purpose a purpose that will never leave her side)
Mario: I love you meggy.
Meggy: I love you too mario. *kisses him*
Mario: *kisses back*
Thus the pursuit of happiness video doesn't existed because she already found her happiness.
The end