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MESSAGE - jacob and charlie
jacob
hi uh is this charlie?
jacob
this is jacob bertrand!
charlie
Kirby Buckets?
charlie
I think you have the wrong number.
jacob
whoops sorry
charlie
IM JUST FUCKING WITH U
ITS ME
charlie
gotcha bitch
jacob
so hurtful and aggressive for what
charlie
let a girl have fun damn
jacob
at my expense? i'm too self centered
charlie
you make a single point
charlie
what are you up to right this moment
jacob
you so wanna hang out with me
don't you
charlie
i was making a POLITE INQUIRY
charlie
it's called small talk bertrand
jacob
so i'm just worth small talk???
jacob
went from pickup lines to literal
s m a l l t a l k
jacob
jacob
nothing has made me this depressed
than my magic loss of '18
charlie
how bad did xolito beat you
charlie
this is a safe space
jacob
i ate nothing but celery for
three weeks afterwards
charlie
the space has all of sudden become
a pit of lava
charlie
you resorted to veggies as a comfort
food?
jacob
even in shame my body
is a temple
charlie
and that is why i constantly feed mine
gnocchi and caramel cold brews
jacob
i said my body's a temple not a
garbage factory
charlie
harshing my mellow🙄
jacob
u sound like a 40 year old
jacob
now what are YOU doing right
now miss pierce
charlie
taking part in a lin manuel miranda fan club
meeting
jacob
taking american idealism to
a whole new lyrical level are we
charlie
you caught me
charlie
i'm hiding in the bathroom at work
jacob
why may i ask?
charlie
because i hate capitalism and
don't want to work
jacob
nice to know karl
charlie
i have 5 min left on my break
and just wanted peace and quiet so
that i could write some material
jacob
i thought coffee shops are supposed
to be mellow
charlie
tell that to ajay
jacob
and who is ajay
charlie
our resident latte artist who
writes one-man operas on the side
charlie
he's working on a spin-off of barbie's
twelve dancing princesses and just
finalized his last ballad
jacob
i think i would like ajay
charlie
he's 30 and still wears a loose beanie and
skinny jeans
jacob
i do not think i would like ajay
jacob
your daily life is truly full of surprise
charlie
did that not come up during dinner
jacob
i think nerd talk took precedence over
deep introspection that night
charlie
as it very well should
jacob
but i want to know more
jacob
maybe ill find myself stumbling into
the shop sometime soon
charlie
it's called brewed, right off of colorado
blvd in eagle rock
charlie
you just might be able to witness
ajay in action
charlie
although i'd much rather just talk to you
the whole time
(not sent)
jacob
i'm going for you def not
for millennial latte art
(not sent)
jacob
wouldn't miss out on the
future of opera for anything
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EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACOB!!!!
we <3 you so fucking much!!!!
i,,,,,,, am obsessed w/ them don't talk to me
this chapter definitely descended into madness but i kinda love it lmk what u thought
thank u guys so so much for 8,000 reads <33
LOVE U ALL <3