Channel: AlchemyBookz
*camera crackles and pans out*
Varian: welcome back viewers! Glad to see your back for this week's new video!
Yong: yeah! hey guys! *waves enthusiastically* todayyyy, we're going to GET SPOoOOKYYYY...
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Yong: As you can see, we get to answer this awesome person's question! About our BIGGEST FEARS!! *backs up from screen and shows his cape*
Nuru: *laughs* sweetie, what are you wearing?
Yong: Imma vampire!! They're super scary!! *flashes cape* thought it'd match the video!!
Varian: are vampires your biggest fear then?
Yong: Nope! But they might be someone else's!
Nuru: So who's going to go first on this? I don't think any of us are too eager to go telling everyone our biggest fears.
Varian: well, I guess I could go first...
Hugo: *pipes up* you know Goggles, Sparky's costume reminds that I came across something. There's a lot of vampire shit for you. Like a LOT-
Varian: what does that have to do with anything?
Hugo: nothing I s'pose. Just find it ironic since you can't stand looking at blood. You were called Vamparian or something btw
Yong: whoa!! How cool! Your name actually works in that pretty well!
Varian: *miffed* I can look at blood just fine thanks.
Hugo: not what I heard. I heard ya fainted. *smirks at him*
Varian: I didn't faint!! I got hit in the back of my head resulting in me PASSING OUT. There's a difference! Also! It drew blood! I'm lucky I'm okay after that!
Nuru: oh wow... did you get a doctor to look at that? *concerned*
Varian: yeah, I did. It was all good though thankfully *rubs his head laughing nervously*
Hugo: I bet you still can't look at blood without fainting-
Varian: *sighs and looks at him annoyed* I'm not scared of blood, okay? And speaking of scared, we have a video to do here. *points to camera*
Yong: Yeah I'm curious about what you guys are scared of... *looks up at them* you all seem to be so brave and grown up!
Varian: Ha... well, it isn't all what it seems *rubs his hair*
Nuru: *smiles at Yong* everyone's afraid of something... that doesn't just go away because you get older. I wish it did though!
Yong: that would be great!! Not to be afraid of anything!
Hugo: *snorts* if you weren't afraid of anything, you'd all die cuz you wouldn't have decent fear of like lava or jumping off a cliff. Fear keeps you in line and alive
Nuru: aren't you cheerful. Can't you be positive for once or at the very least not so cynical?
Hugo: sorry, I don't like sugarcoating facts. Oh wait, saying sorry was a sugarcoating as well.
I don't lie here.
Nuru: oh really? You don't lie huh?
Hugo: Heh, I never said I don't lie, 'cause I do. I just was saying I'm not gonna lie about simple facts by being "positive"
Varian: *intervenes between the two* well healthy fear isn't bad- hugo does got a point there. But we should move onto answering our fears. For the video.
Yong: yeah, you guys keep getting sidetracked *flapping his cape around bored*
Nuru: Alright, I'm sorry... *looks at varian* you're right we need to focus on the request.
Varian: yeah, you can argue later about being cynical with Hugo later if that's what you really want to do *rolls his eyes*
But I think we all have something better to do then that-
Hugo: idk maybe I'll get bored enough to start arguing again *laughs*
Varian: Hugo. Please-
Hugo: *tilts his head smirking* please what~
Varian: *nearly chokes face red*
Yong: you okay??
Varian: *coughs and glares at hugo* yeah, I'm fine. Just... surprised.
Hugo: *winks at him as he crosses his arms*
Nuru: I'm seriously not even going to question it. I guess I'll go first since this isn't happening unless someone responsible does it.
Varian: hey! I'm trying to get it going... I said I'd go-
He just... *inhales* *looks at hugo* stop being difficult and just do the video with everyone else please.
Hugo: how am I being difficult?
Varian: dont act stupid. You know.
Yong: *out of nowhere* I'm scared of dragons.
Hugo: dragons? Really?
Varian: okay guess we're doing this then-
Hugo: *laughs* don't you have a whole celebration with dragons in Koto?
Yong: well... yeah-
And they're terrifying!! They're just so big and kinda creepy! Also they eat people!
Nuru: awww sweetie...
Yong: and I know it's a costume... for the celebration and stuff but it looks creepy!! It scared the shit out of me when I was younger!
Varian: *GASP*
Nuru: *GASP*
Hugo: *indifferent*
Nuru: HUGO LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!! *angry mom mode activated*
Hugo: I didn't do nothin'
Varian: you've cussed so much you passed it to Yong now! He's only a kid!
Yong: *nervous laugh* oops...
Hugo: it ain't my fault. Plus I was cussing when I was like nine or something- this is nothing right here.
Nuru: YOU CANT JUST- *glares at him before looking away* I cant believe you...
Hugo: all he said was shit
Yong: yeah it's not that big of a deal... *trying to help Hugo out*
Varian: lets just move on please... I don't want to get stuck ranting at hugo. *kneads his brow*
Hugo, try to lighten on the language please and Yong no more cussing for you.
Hugo: heh, you guys are just something... *raises an eyebrow*
Varian: *glaring at him*
Hugo: *rolls his eyes* fine whatever-
Nuru: I told you he was a bad influence.
Varian: you drop it too Nuru. He's still my boyfriend.
Hugo: awww- I'm touched *smirks*
Varian: just do me a favor and shut up.
*looks back at Yong* you were saying about the dragons?
Yong: uhhhh, yeah- I'm terrified of them. Especially the parade one- yeah. *plays with his cape* I'm scared of real dragons and pretend ones...
I just don't like them
Varian: That's Alright Yong, everyone is afraid of something. Tho' I actually heard from Rapunzel that dragons are quite gentle and amazing! Maybe you can conquer your fear a bit if you hear about the nicer and fascinating side of dragons!
Yong: maybe...
Varian: well I'm afraid of letting people down. Disappointing them. That's harder to conquer *nervous laugh* I mean, I can screw up anytime. At least dragons are rare-
Yong: *hugs him tight*
Nuru: you won't disappoint anyone Varian, you're an amazing friend! We love and care about you!
Hugo: yeah don't worry about disappointing the bastards out there. The only opinion that matters is mine here Freckles.
Varian: *hugs Yong back* thanks guys... and thanks Hugo-
Nuru: of course Varian! We're here for you!
Yong: yeah! We're your friends! You're my family too!
Varian: awwww YONG!! *squeezes him tight*
Hugo: I'm here too- *pushes Varian's goggles down onto his head grinning* I'm not gong anywhere
Varian: *laughs* what someone jealous? I can give ya a hug babe if you want it? *smirks at him*
Hugo: idk ur a little short to reach me all the way up here. Ya should probably stick to your size department-
Varian: Hey I'm 5' 3'!! That isn't that short!!
Yong: *giggles wiggling out of his hold watching them*
Hugo: yeah it is Pipsqueak, most girls could tower over ya- *stands up and looks down at him* you're short
Varian: tower?! What, like an inch? that isn't that much *grumpy*
Hugo: they're still tallerrrrr *chuckles* and you're still a god damn tiny angel
Varian: *blushing* IM NOT TINY!! I'm a perfectly normal decent height!! And I'm still growing!!!
Hugo: *smirks* yeah, sure. Whatever ya gotta tell yourself to make you feel better about being short.
Varian: *outraged noises* tch- you like me being shorter anyway! Why are you acting like you want me to be taller?
Hugo: because ur the same height as most girls- it's hilarious
Varian: *launches from the couch and tackles him to the floor*
Nuru: *facepalms* oh my god you guys...
Yong: you mean gays! *watching excited*
Hugo: *falls over surprised* GEEZ GOGGLES!! What are ya a CAT?!
Varian: *pummeling his face and hands as Hugo fends him off*
Hugo: heh- you're fucking cute like one. You're like an angry kitten~
Varian: aghhhh SHUT UP!! I AM NOT!!
Hugo: *grabs him and flips him onto the floor* yeah you're right, you're better then that ;3
Varian: *face completely red* LET GO OF ME!! GOD HUGO!!
Hugo: you started it pipsqueak
Varian: You wouldn't shut up about my height!!
Hugo: cus it's fun getting you worked up over it- you're all sensitive about it bitch~
Varian: HUGO!!!! *crimson* FOR DEMANITUS SAKE SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
Nuru: *clears throat* BOYS!! We're on video still-
Varian: yeah HUGO- *glares at him face completely red* get the hell off of me
Hugo: if that's what ya want- *stands up smirking* we can hang out later ;3
Varian: *stands and pushes him down on the couch* you still have answer the question you idiot. *glaring at him* And After this I'm doing my own thing away from you-
Hugo: good luck with that, I'm still gonna bother ya
Varian: not if I lock myself in my lab you won't
Hugo: ahaha, you're adorable *looks at him* I pick locks you dumbass
Varian: WELL STOP PICKING LOCKS THEN!! Or I'm just going to trap you in here! *holds spherical goo trap vial*
Hugo: 'fraid I can't do that-
Wherever ya go I follow freckles *puts arms behind his head* plus ya can't restrain me, ya too innocent for that
Varian: -_- try me.
Nuru: FEARS! Fears guys! Video? *clears throat again*
Hugo: *ignores her* go ahead, it's not gonna stop me pipsqueak.
Varian: why are you like this?!
Hugo: idk you tell me
Varian: *looking like he's about to strangle him*
Nuru: OKAY, guess we'll be moving onto my fear then next! I'm scared of leprechauns!
Hugo: Pfffft- What?! *sits up staring at her*
Nuru: you heard me!! *embarrassed but holding her head high*
Varian: *breaks out into laughter*
Yong: you're afraid of those little green elves? Why?
Hugo: I can't believe.. out of all the stupid things you could pick-
Nuru: they're just... UGH-
They pinch you for no reason! And lead you into believing they have a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow... why would I like them?!
Hugo: who's asking you to like them? *laughing* what I'm wondering is why and HOW the fuck you're afraid of them.
Varian: *laughing still* I'm sorry Nuru, but leprechauns?!
Nuru: they're just kinda creepy!! A lot! And they like remind me of gnomes!!
Yong: Gnomes?
Hugo: oh this is too good- you're afraid of little garden ornaments too *grinning at her*
Nuru: THEYVE GOT BEADY LITTLE EYES!! They follow you around!! And I swear to Artemis they're evil!! They freak me out!! Have you seen them?!
Yong: I-it's okay Nuru *pats her arm seeing she's worked up* I won't let them hurt you *giggling*
Nuru: and they're hats!! Why do they all wear those pointy hats!!!?
Varian: *wheezing*
Hugo: because they're gnomes ya dunce- they cant hurt ya. How stupid is it you pick gnomes and leprechauns...
Nuru: oh yeah? What are you afraid of huh? I bet it's something stupid- *crosses arms glaring at him*
Hugo: it's definitely not gnomes *snorts* like some idiot I know
Nuru: just tell us ya stinking son of a-
Hugo: LANGUAGE! >:3
We don't want to be using bad words Nuru.
Yong: but you use them all the time?
Varian: oh gosh- you guys are killing ME! *laughing tears*
Nuru: just tell us what you're scared of! Unless you're gonna be the only one chickening out-
Everyone else has said what they're afraid of-
Hugo: you just can't handle the fact that you're bad at following your own rules your HIgHnESS-
But sure I'll tell you, it's two things, bugs and losing Freckles. Who if he keeps this up is going to die of laughter on us.
Yong: I did not think you would say bugs...
Nuru: *smiles At him* BUGS? NOW, that's STUPID.
Hugo: it's not stupid, it's a perfectly reasonable fear!!
Yong: but you're like way WAY bigger then a teeny bug! Why are you afraid of them?
Hugo: they're just so gross!! And just... *shudders a little* I HATE EM OKAY? *crosses arms*
Nuru: look at the cool tough guy getting all disturbed at the thought of bugs-
Varian: awwww Hugo, *grinning*, you don't have to worry about losing me *pauses before smirking* Or the bugs. I'll protect you.
Hugo: *glares at him* oh shut up-
Varian: Nope! Sorry. >:3
Yong: does that mean you're afraid of beetles?
Hugo: are those bugs Sparky? Yes, yes they are- *annoyed* so what do you think.
Yong: ... does that mean you're scared of ladybugs?
Nuru: *holding back laughter as she looks at Hugo*
Hugo: *red faced* ITS A BUG!!! So again, WHAT DO YOU THINK?!
Yong: well... they're not that bad. Ladybugs are nice y'know-
Hugo: no they're disgusting.
Yong: they can be lucky!
Nuru: *grinning evilly* *busts out* THERES A LADYBUG ON YOUR SHOULDER-
Yong: yeah but it won't hurt y- *is cut off by Hugo's yelling*
Hugo: SHIT!! Get the FUCK OFF OF ME!! *waves his arm like crazy and brushes it off all jittery looking disgusted*
Varian: babe, calm down
Hugo: *grabs flamethrower* Someone kill the damned beast!!! *looking around the room for it scared*
Yong: it's okay Hugo!
Nuru: it's a ladybug. LADYBUG. It can't HURT YOU-
Hugo: JUST SOMEBODY KILL THE FUCKING BASTARD ALREADY!!
*ladybug flying around the room*
Yong: *plays the Jaws theme on phone as the ladybug heads towards Hugo*
Hugo: *pulls Varian in front of him and shoves the flamethrower into his hands* TAKE CARE OF IT!!
Nuru: *concerned and amused* NO FLAMETHROWING!! It's A LADYBUG!!
Varian: uhhh... babe. It's going to be alright- *laughing nervously*
Hugo: KILL IT!!! ITS FUCKING COMING FOR ME!!
Varian: BABE, seriously it's going to be okay.
Yong: all they do is fly around and look cute! *still playing Jaws theme*
*ladybug intensifies*
Hugo: TORCH IT!!!
Nuru: No TORCHING!!
Hugo: AGHHHHHHHHHHHH!! KILL IT FRECKLES!!
Moony: *stomps into room and captures the ladybug in a jar* THERE. *looks at room* Now would everyone just calm the HELL DOWN?! You're going to burn down MY HOUSE!!
Varian: ...
Hugo: *staring at the jar terrified*
Nuru: ...
Yong: *Jaws theme playing in a loop*
Moony: Yong, I love you but turn that off.
Yong: hehe, sorry. >:)
*music cuts off*
Hugo: *yell whispering* get the thing out of here *glaring at the jar*
Moony: I will alRight? But where the heck DID YOU GET A FLAMETHROWER?!
Varian: he just pulled it out from under the couch-
Moony: dammit... forgot I put it there- well just hand it over please. Before anyone gets ideas-
Nuru: ... *looks at Hugo* you're ridiculous...
Hugo: ITS A BUG!!
Yong: yeah he's afraid of them!
Nuru: I'm afraid of gnomes yet you don't see me blasting them with a flamethrower!
Moony: that's enough guys. Varian, just give me the flamethrower and I'll take care of the ladybug as you finish up your video.
Yong: YOURE GOING TO TORCH IT?! *eyes big*
Varian: ... why do you have a flamethrower under the couch anyway? *suspicious*
Moony: No- I'm not going to *exasperated* I'm not torching the ladybug.
And that doesn't matter. *takes flamethrower*
Varian: but-
Moony: sssshhh... it doesn't matter. *nods toward camera* proceed on-
Yong: thanks for saving the ladybug!
Varian: yeah...
Hugo: I fucking hate this place-
Moony: sure, see ya guys later. *turns* And Hugo, your boyfriend won't let the bugs hurt you so please stay away from my stuff.
Hugo: ill do whatever the hell I want-
Varian: don't worry I'll watch him
Moony: thanks- *leaves*
Yong: ...so, I guess we completed the video then? *looks at screen*
Varian: apparently. Hugo did more then enough flirting... *looks at Hugo who's still holding his shoulders*
Hugo: you liked it. So don't give me shit over it
Yong: yeah you looked pretty flustered *giggles*
Varian: *face pinkening* WE FINISHED NOW- and almost blew the place up. So we should wrap this up now.
Nuru: good idea-
Hugo: yeah I'm over this video-
so blah blah blah we're sponsored by that shitty lady who won't let us flame-torch that bug to ash. *salty* letting it live..
Varian: ahem, *nudges Hugo*, moonshadowwolf17 sponsors us and yeah she gives ya great behind the scenes footage. So yeah, hit her up and give us a follow if you haven't already!
Yong: smash that like button and comment on what you'd like to see next!
Nuru: until next time on AlchemyBookz...
Varian: bye guys! *goes to camera*
Moony: *from another room* ah SHIT-
*ladybug flies into studio*
Hugo: AGHHHH SOMEONE GET THE DAMN FLAMETHROWER!!
Varian: uhhh... *looks at screen* yeah.. see ya later- *screaming and running from everyone* *camera cuts to black*
*BONUS*
Moony: heyyyy guys, so yeah today's video got a little out of hand but I was able to capture our stupid gays-
Moony: Also that bit with the flamethrower it's totally not for anything illegal! ;3