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By lovekoushi

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โ and if you're gonna call me a bitch, make sure to put baddest in front of it. โž (๐——๐—œ๐—ฆ๐—–๐—ข๐—ก๐—ง๐—œ๐—ก๐—จ๐—˜๐——... More

i'm sangwoah, that's all I need to say
(๐Ÿญ) instagram party
(๐Ÿฎ) akaashi please rail me
(๐Ÿฏ) that damn ravine
(๐Ÿฐ) BARK BARK and short thingz ๐Ÿ˜บ
(๐Ÿฑ) this is BULLYING
(๐Ÿฒ) sad simps
(๐Ÿณ) the club?
(๐Ÿด) walmart sangwoo
โ™กinstaโ™ก
(๐Ÿต) a dumbass going to school
(๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ) on asahi's bible
(๐Ÿญ๐Ÿญ) sad boi hours
(๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฎ) anxiety and crackheadery
(๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฏ) maid ootd ๐Ÿคช
(๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฐ) the fox, off brand kags and the twin
(๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฑ) caps ๐Ÿงข
(๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฒ) it's the unstable mental health for me
(๐Ÿญ๐Ÿณ) stan TWICE or u die
โ™กinstaโ™ก
(๐Ÿญ๐Ÿด) the mooya twins
(๐Ÿญ๐Ÿต) use protection
(๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฌ) surprise! ๐Ÿฅณ
(๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ) doggy pile
(๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฎ) oikawa's back at it again
โš ๏ธ VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE READ!!
(๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฏ) where art thou ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ
(๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฐ) wake up call !ยก!ยก
(๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฑ) pads and assholes
(๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฒ) there is an idiot among us
(๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿณ) osamu is a simp, confirmed
(๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿด) insta compilations pt. 1
(๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿต) insta compilations pt. 2
(๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฌ) guys i think she's horny
(๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿญ) breaking into teru's house with the gang
(๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฎ) poppy
(๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฏ) soju soju soju
INTERMISSION: PICK A LOVER
RESULTS
(๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฐ) poly
(๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฑ) hyogo
(๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฒ) it's 3am and im horny
(๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿด) egos, hoes and bros
im discontinuing the book, im sorry.

(๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿณ) twinkle toes

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By lovekoushi

you were added to the group chat
hyogo trip ;)

🟢accept««               🔴decline

17:43pm






oikawa
dammit

iwa-chan wanted to come
with us or whatever 🙄

y/n
LMAOO

what are you mad for?

oikawa
i wanted to snag some alone
time with you

and iwa-chan has to ruin it

iwaizumi
deal with it mf

y/n
well technically we wouldn't
be alone because sierra's with
us so

oikawa
fUck

i forgot she was the whole
reason why we're going
to hyogo in the first place

y/n
yuh ✨

iwaizumi
anyways, what's the plan

y/n
so we're going to use the
helicopter that osamu's gonna
send us, then we'll stop at china
to buy some pork buns, then we
will circle the pacific ocean, to go
to america, next to Europe and
africa.

and then, scuba diving in
bora bora, explore the
madagascar, join the European
union, elect me as
president of the Philippines.
leave oikawa behind in the
amazon forest.

after that, we can land
in hyogo

iwaizumi
are you kidding me 😐

y/n
obviously not iwa

facts only

oikawa
wHY AM I THE ONE
BEING LEFT BEHIND

iwaizumi
twink

y/n
PLEASE—

oikawa
streaks dhmu 🔒💔
only the real ones know

y/n
anyways, that's
our itinerary.

iwaizumi
BE SERIOUS Y/N

y/n
I AM SERIOUS IWA-CHAN

iwaizumi
do you wanna be punished?

y/n
in what way? 😏
i mean—

iwaizumi
what a naughty little girl

y/n
only for you daddy 🥵🥵🥵😏

but🙄whenever👁I👀see🐉you😛and😲you❌act👴like🧖‍♀️a👁BAUGHKA🥺MMMMMMM

oikawa
nO NO NO

LEAVE IWA-CHAN RN

iwaizumi
lol

y/n
ur free to join us
oikawa

i've got two holes
for a reason

oikawa
oOO say less 👀

iwaizumi
what 👁️

y/n
oKAY, let's
get serious now

we'll meet in front of
the school at 7:00 in the
morning on monday. sierra's mom
rented a van and we're gonna
be taking that to hyogo

iwaizumi
okay

we're gonna be there for
a week, yeah?

y/n
yesssss

sierra's gonna be the
one driving by the way

oikawa
she can drive?

y/n
yup, she's actually
a pretty good driver.

oikawa
good, cuz im not risking
my life

y/n
shut up twink

oikawa
i—

iwa-chan you did
this! 😡😤🤬

iwaizumi
twinkle toes

y/n
leonardo da twinky

iwaizumi
twinky pie

oikawa
I WILL NOT STAND FOR
THIS OIKAWA SLANDER

y/n
then sit

iwaizumi
PFFT 💀

oikawa
i hope both your chargers
only work when you twist
it a certain way. 🤬🤬🤬

gn.

y/n
good night,
don't let the twink
bugs bite.

oikawa
STOP, I SAID STOP.



───

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I LOVE ALL OF YOU SO DAMN MUCH SJSOSNDJNAALAPN MUAH!!

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