Hope:
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY I WISH ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE
YAYYY🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU ARE NOW ANOTHER AGE
The Better Olsen:
I will always look forward to you telling me happy birthday
Mack-Aaahh:
Whenever I get a happy birthday from her it's only "happy birthday 🎉"
Hope:
Hey I could just stop telling you happy birthday if you keep complaining 🙃
Mack-Aaahh:
You didn't let me finish
To which I appreciate very much
Stan:
That's more like it chocolatechino
Uncle Popular:
I get a whole post and a song😎
Mama Scarlett:
Same
Stan:
The favoritism✋😦😦
Dad:
I also get a post and a gift, but I'm her dad so I have to be her favorite here
Uncle Popular:
But we all know it's me
LOKISEXUAL:
as I recall hope has an MCU crush and her dad ruined it bc he added me here
So technically I could be the favorite
Hope:
No favoritism, it just depends how lazy I am that day, honestly
Also hiddleston, I will always have a soft spot for you
Stan:
So what do I have to do to get my name changed to something better?
LOKISEXUAL:
I am honored
Crying Brother:
I'm her brother so I'm favorite
Hope:
Next time I see you, you're name shall be changed
Also I saw you on set like photos, your hair looks weird
Also Holland... I could become your possible sister in law one day
Crying Brother:
That's the plan
Stan:
The criticism, the audicity
Mack-Aaahh:
Chill dude, you've learned too much from Hope
Mama Scarlett:
I'm just waiting for chris to see what hope and holland wrote
Dad:
EXCUSE YOU ARE A CHILD, NO THINKING ABOUT MARRIAGE, YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN, CALM YOURSELF
Uncle Ruddy:
He saw it
Hope:
Don't worry, no marriage, I focus on college
And applications, fun!
I'm not a senior yet, so I'm chilling a little bit not really
Still kill me pls
Crying Brother:
I don't wanna kill you
The Better Olsen:
Yes no killing you
Hope:
For your birthday you shall choose what your name is gonna be from now on!! 🎉🎉
The Better Olsen:
MAMA OLSEN
mama olsen
Mama olsen
Hope:
Mama olsen it is
Hope has changed The Better Olsen to Mama Olsen
Mama Scarlett:
Welcome to the mom club
Mama Olsen:
I feel so honored
Uncle Popular:
So now she has 2 moms
Hope:
Yes she also gets a post
Mack-Aaahh:
I'm not jealous 🙃 just don't expect any falcon and winter soldier spoilers before it comes out
Stan:
Same goes for me
Hope:
NOOOOOOOOOOO
IM SORRY
oh- wait... I'm not, I'll watch it like every other normal person
Thank you for trying to threaten me, didn't work but I appreciate the thought😘
Dad:
That was so passive agressive, omg
Uncle Ruddy:
This will never get old
Mama Olsen:
Yes, just yes
Mama Scarlett:
Wow mackie, wow seb
Hope:
Okay well I love you mama olsen, I hope you have a wonderful day
Rest of the day consisted of me doing fucking homework, assholes.