❝juliet's bitches❞
lydia: IT'S HAPPENING
OR I THINK IT IS
you: huh
betty: huh
lydia: HERMY AUYAYWYAGA
ASKJEHEHDHS
JWHSHSHEHWHS
HSHDHSHSHSHSHSHS
you: um
betty: good luck
you: bitch what
good luck for what
betty: she asked hermy to out on a date
lydia texted me the draft of what she wanted to send to hermy
and hermy said yes
you: OMG OMG OMG
IT'S HAPPENING
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
TURN IT UP
betty: hold on
you: but,,,,
attention 😫😫😫
betty: shut up
you: what is happening rn
betty: i'm texting ron
you: ron as in ginger pubes ron?
betty: i mean i guess if that's how you want to take it
you: why is everyone getting railed 🙁
fuck this
private conversation between harry and juliet!
you: helloooooo
harry: hi?
what is the reason for this?
you: you mean me texting you?
harry: yeah
you: well our friends are all railing each other
but not like a foursome
just separately...
harry: thanks for clearing that up 🙏
so what?
you want me to rail you?
i would say we're not in that phase of our relationship
you: no.
and what relationship?
i was just suggesting we should talk because they clearly don't want to talk to us rn
harry: sure
you: what are you implying ???
harry: that you want to talk to me 🥳🥳
you: leo men 🙄
author's note:
what is this chapter