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diavolo trish n doppios trip to mc donalds

diavolo woke up in his shirt that said "epic gamer uwu XD :3" and decided to take his beloved doppio and house prisoner trish to mc donalds. it was 1:00am n diavolo woke up doppio n trish the house prisoner and took them to mc donalds trish had to sit on the roof cause diavolo said "prisoners arent allowed to sit in cars" n doppio felt bad for the house slave but didnt say nun cuz diavolo would make doppio sit in the trunk n then they crashed into mc donalds and doppio got everything outta mc donalds and trish got a crumb cause "house prisoners cant have food haha loser" and doppio secretly gave trish a fry and then they ran over giorno on they way back to 10101010101010 story mansion and then trish died from the lack of food and diavolo didnt pay for her funeral
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