✨The Boyz Groupchat✨

By starrynightlife23

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This is literal crack. There may be some serious moments but then again, who knows? These dudes unpredictable... More

Welcome to Hell✨
Jacob's Cereal✨
Where's Chucky?✨
Memes✨
What's Happening? ✨
Kevin and Jacob✨
What's Up With Yall?✨
Q and Sunwoo✨
Time to Fight✨
You What??✨
Why Are Yall Here?✨
Sweet Chaos✨
What's Wrong Jacob?✨
It's Gonna Be Okay✨
Here We Go Again✨
Haknyeon Appreciation✨
Where's Sunwoo?✨
Love In The Air✨
Bad Days✨
Nostalgia✨
Happy Kevin Day✨
Um, What?✨
Hakhwall Day✨
PpCocaine✨
Well Then✨
Hot Girl Shit✨
Amy's Crackhouse✨
Answers to the Q&A✨
Trauma✨
Screwed✨
Sangjae and Seggs✨
Bbangnyu Antics✨
SunQ and the Diamonds✨
Juric's Love Scenario✨
Hakhwall's Deprivation✨
Oops...Did it Again✨
Feelings✨
Pink Toes✨
Pride Month✨
Sinner's Prayer✨
One More Time✨
Nostalgia Concert✨
Ofdream✨
Lourdes✨
It's Been Fun✨

What The Fuck✨

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1/3: The girls wanna play with boys and the boys wanna play with girls~

2/3: And the girls wanna play with girls~

3/3: BOYS WANNA PLAY WITH BOYS~

PapaSang: Y'all carrying on with this while I'm still sobbing over Sasha's death on AOT

1/3: This why I told you don't watch it alone.

ChuckyLover: Pardon-?

BabyUnicorn: I found $7☺️

LoveBeyonce: And it's mine. Gimme gimme bitch.

CerealMa: Keb🥺

LoveBeyonce: I'm so sorry dear💞

EdgyRedHead: Y'all are so adorable it's fucking disgusting.

ChuckyLover: AVADA KADEVRA!

PapaSang: That shit was so random I-

Piglet: Fuck a princess I'm a king~

BeretKing: Bow down and kiss on my ring~

NewBaby: Being a bitch is my kink~

ChuckyLover: WTF ELSE DID YOU THINK~

CerealMa: Q, no one is talking that loud please turn your blinkers down baby

EdgyRedHead: Oh my oh my oh my gawd~

BabyUnicorn: This girl straight and this girl not~

PapaSang: Sound like a real fun make out session between two good friends

LoveBeyonce: We all should go back to doing TikToks. My Beyoncé cover was the most fun though-

BabyUnicorn: TikTok took my remaining braincells. No fucking thank you.

1/3: Ain't like you had them bitches to begin with.

PapaSang: Now Hyunjae-

BabyUnicorn: 🥺 ouch

3/3: Talk to him like that again and I'm cutting off your toes and giving you a chili bowl mullet.

BeretKing: Bro that was so specific 💀

LoveBeyonce: Oh my gosh I'm fricking screwed!

EdgyRedHead: What you do now dumbass?

CerealMa: Now look here-

Piglet: Don't kill him mom pls he's not worth it.

ChuckyLover: What yall bout to do is get off my boy.

2/3: Well look who talking in a humane way and society now.

BabyUnicorn: Deadass just looked over Kevin y'all-

1/3: What happened Canada?

LoveBeyonce: My mom saw that picture of me and Jacob that Juyeon took-

3/3: Did she like it? She want another?

BeretKing: Juyeon, wtf man

3/3: That's hyung to you, lil shit

Piglet: Um, mr sir, you not bout to talk to him like that-

2/3: We love protective boyfies☺️

PapaSang: Can't help but feel as if this is-

CerealMa: Oh no. This is gonna be another one of my situations isn't it?

EdgyRedHead: I hope to God not.

NewBaby: That's gonna be terrible if so.

2/3: Get another grave ready baby.

NewBaby: Don't have to tell me twice.

LoveBeyonce: And I be back😊

PapaSang: Is everything alright?

LoveBeyonce: Yea! It's all good on this end. That's the surprise.

CerealMa: THANK. GOD

ChuckyLover: Stop fucking yelling Jacob turn your goddamn blinkers down

1/3: Somebody MAD salty by the Boyz

BabyUnicorn: Did this man really just-

3/3: Yes. Yes he did baby.

Piglet: I'm craving snacks now. Then again I stay starving.

2/3: Yea yo big ass stay eating my chips.

Piglet: I see somebody big mad that they can't have a peach like this~

BeretKing: Friendly reminder that's MY peach, thanks.

1/3: I mean, nobody really asked.

NewBaby: Look I understand my boy shaped like a poptart but don't do that to him.

LoveBeyonce: AHAHAHA NOT A POPTART!

EdgyRedHead: And yo stupid ass just did it to him yourself💀

NewBaby: He's mine. I can do that.

3/3: My daddy walked outta my life but he'll be back~

EdgyRedHead: Shit I wonder when.

BabyUnicorn: Now that was a low ass blow Sunwoo.

LoveBeyonce: Man what even is this💀

CerealMa: A bunch of bullshi-

BeretKing: Y'all we in a parallel universe. Jacob almost cussed.

2/3: That shit scared me.

PapaSang: Hyunjae, come to my room. I need you to be my dick hat for a minute.

3/3: SKFKXLFBFKDLX MF WHAT?

Piglet: HEHEHEHE YO!

NewBaby: Yea let me head out.

1/3: ...Is it bad that I like that title-

CerealMa: Everyday we stray further and further away from God-
💛💛


monsta-exe  mate I had to! 💀😩

This was literally a bullshit chapter and I'm totally okay with it lol. I just wanted to take my mind off of things ☺️

Hope you guys are doing well! Better than me I presume☺️


Thanks for reading! 💛

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