Disclaimer:
I own nothing at all
All characters are from Marvel.
Peter's pov:
Its been a few months since I've started the internship at Stark Towers,
(AN I total remembered that I mentioned him getting into a unidentified thing when he met Wanda and Pietro). I mainly work on the low levels however in 2 weeks we are finishing projects to present to a panel to determine whether any of us are eligible for a promotion. I decided to work on a version of Friday only not as large scale and is more compatable with helping round the house, like Alexa but better.
I still go out as Spiderman however since Fury has discovered my age at 1 AM if I'm not back at home he sends Maria to drag me back. Because of this May and Maria are now best friends which mildly terrifies me. So far I've only helped the Avengers out twice and that was only because they needed help saving civilians.
I quickly finish pack away so that I can start my patrols. Half way through I notice my phone buzzing like mad!
New Groupchat: ScarySpider's Kid.
14 members.
?:
THIS IS WHO THEY'VE BEEN TEXTING!
Mama:
I
Will
Kill
You
🙂
Uncle C:
Oh dear lordy...
Sis:
I would run now if I was you
Bro:
Dude your toast 😂
???? :
Can someone explain why we have a new grouochat
Spiderson:
Is it because I'm on here?
????!! :
WHAT'S THIS TRICKERY!
!:
You've got caps lock on...
Sis:
Give him some information and he will give you a nickname:
???? :
I like birds?
Spiderson:
Like Hawkeye?
???? :
Falcons are far superior and more smart!
Spiderson:
Mr/Miss
???? :
Mr...
Spiderson has changed ???? 's name to Mr Smart bird.
Mr Smartbird:
He's not wrong.
????!! :
I SHALL BE DUBBED MR POPTART!
Spiderson changed????!!' s name to Mr Poptart.
! :
I'm the smartest (Mr)
Spiderson changed !' s name to Mr Ego.
Time skip:
All names:
Nat: Mama
Clint: Uncle C
Steve: Mr Old
Thor: Mr Poptart
Banner: Mr Science
Tony: Mr Ego
Wanda: Sis
Pietro: Bro
Blackpanther: Mr Claws
Loki: Mr Sneak
Pepper: Mrs Boss
Scott: Mr Small
Bucky: Mr Cool
Sam: Mr Bird
Peter: Spiderson
Fury: Eye-Eye
Maria: Aunt 2.0
Phil: Uncle?
Shuri- Vine Queen
Mr Old:
I resent my name...
Mr Cool:
Its true though...
Sis:
Is noone going to comment how five people got onto the chat without being invited.
Bro:
And how they already had nicknames...
Eye-Eye:
I don't have to explain anything!
And will you change my mother fudging name!
Fudge
Fudge
FUDGE
OH GOSH NO YOU DIDNT FUDGING BLOCK MY FUDGING SWEAR WORDS YOU DUMB BUM PIECE OF POO!
Mr Old:
... Language?
Mr Ego:
OMG kid
I love you
You managed to annoy him more then me
You took his only sense of joy
I'm adopting you
Mama:
Like fuck you are he's my kid!
Mr Old:
LANGUAGE!
Eye-Eye:
HOW THE FUDGE CAN SHE SWEAR!
Spiderson:
She's my mum she's allowed...
Mrs Boss:
That's it Mama you need to bring him here he is too pure for the world!
Mama:
I would but he won't tell me his last name so I can't find him...
Ego
Ego
This is the kid you tried to hack but failed
Stop it isn't going to work
Mr Ego:
WHY CAN'T I HACK YOU!
Spiderson changed Mr Ego's name to Mr Creep
Everyone but Tony:
We're adopting!
Mr Creep:
Kid that's not funny...
Mr Sneak:
Imagine being out smarted by a teenager!
Mr Bird:
Why is noone questioning how the five got into this without the invite?
Vine Queen:
I hacked Mr Creep...
I honestly expected more of a challenge like Spiderson's (nice work) honestly Creep... Being outsmarted by a 16 Yr old!
Spiderson:
YOU KNOW!
Vinequeen:
Twas a challenge and took longer then expected but I have to admit your good...
Spiderson:
Ah I see you are my age aswell...
Well played...
Vinequeen:
Bitch you hacked me?
I can swear?
Mr Old
Lang...
Forget it
Spiderson:
You have my respect therefore you can swear...
Vinequeen:
This only means one thing...
This Bitch is empty!
Spiderson:
YEET!
Mr Claws:
Oh god there's two of them...
Please god go save yourselfs before it's too late!
Vinequeen:
They are just scared of our POWER!
Spiderson:
As they should!
...
...
...
...
Erm...
I have a new project....
Hehe...
Mama
Uncle C
Sis
Bro:
GO TO THE HOSPITAL!
Mr Science:
I feel like there is a story... What's your project?
Spiderson:
How to erm...
Remove a haha
Spear from your thigh...
It's for Biology?
Mr Poptarts:
Wear are you I shall fly you to a hospital!
Mama and Sis:
Who are we killing?
Vinequeen:
Brother we are taking a trip!
Mr Claws:
Don't remove it!
Spiderson:
Hyperthetically...
If it's already been removed...
Mr Ego:
I HAVE HEART PROBLEMS!
Mrs Boss:
OMG GO TO THE HOSPITAL!
Spiderson (Maria) :
Hi this is Lee... His aunt.
He's on route to a hospital...
He's also in for a butt kicking due to freaking us out and making us think he was dead.
...
...
...
...
...
He's alive and is expected to make a full recovery!
Everyone:
Oh thank God!
Mama:
I'm still going to murder those responsible... Anyone in?
Everyone bar Peter:
We're in!
Notes!
Okay.... Another chapter completed... Hes now in a group chat with the Avengers!
Sorry for the late chapter I was busy with work... Even though I waited until the last minute and did my 2087 word Eval complete with Harvard References between the hours of 00:30 and 03:30... Cue Steve's PSAs... Oh the humanity!
Hope you enjoyed it let me know ideas as I'm not sure what to do next (does Peter win the promotion?)
(does Fury let Peter lose unsupervised?)
And what ships you want! (I'll try my best to write them but I need ideas/ships!)
Hope you all are well xxx