january 14th, 1975. our first date.
she walked in wearing a red thong and a pink lacey bra, she looked better than gigi hadid. i got out my Turntable Record Player Portable Denver VPL-120 Black/Blue/Brown & Red and placed my Queen, A Night At The Opera, 12 Inch Vinyl LP, Gatefold Sleeve, Classic Album under the stylus. ah, what a bop.
mrs norris slowly made her way over to me, looking sexier than a northern italian hooker. oh how i wanted to rip that pink lacy bra off her furry torso.
"purr purr meow meow, meow" she whispered once she was at my feet. i instantly picked her up and laid
my crusty yellow lips upon he furry whiskered ones, it was like heaven ; better than heaven in fact.