Cringe Archive: Twitchy's OC...

By Interstellactic_STU

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Disclaimer: I LEFT ALL THE ORIGINAL CRINGEY TEXT IN HERE FOR Y'ALL TO SEE I'M NOT THIS CRINGEY PRESENTLY XD A... More

ELLLOOOOO PEOPLEZ (intro) (A/N)
ANOTHER (A/N) :P
Last (A/N) for now...maybe...
LARA'S WAFFELZ
Le new peoplez
NEVER GROUND LARA FROM HER WAFFELZ EVER O_o
DA WAFFEL SONG :D
(A/N) STUFFZ :3
IMPORTANT INFO IF U WANNA KNOW STUFFZ
Dorito Demon and Nyan cats
IMPORTANT A/N!!! NEW FANFIC COMING SOON!!!
13 luckiest # in history
IM BAAACCCCKKKKKKKZZZZZZ
MIKE ISH BOOTYFUL
1.03 k FOLLOWERS!!!!!
Stuffz 1.
Stuffz 2.
IMPORTANT
ANOTHER STORY
MEOW
IMA MAKING AN ART BOOK
20 VEIWS ON THE ERGOT EFFECT
Meow!!!
Confuseded
OH SHIT WADDUP!
Nobody reads my shit anymore ;-;
End

ALINA FINALLY SAYS HI SORTA X3

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Losty: ALINA WHERE R U I HAS A QUESTION!!! (The pic is of my sis Silvia in her demonic form she is freakin holding green aura flames in her hands!!!)

Alina: *pauses game on ipad and walks over to Losty* wat do u want can't u see i was busy?!?!

Losty: uh huh sure, playing pixelgun is something more important then ur sis OK THEN

Alina: ugh fine im srry now wat chu want?

Losty: can i plz get chu to say hi to de readers?!?! >.<

Alina: *facepalm* fineeeee -_-' hello reader im Alina the demon and wat evr now see ya *goes back to playing pixelgun on ipad*

Losty: Well at least she said hi indtead of ignoring me dis time :3

Silvia: *yells from the game room* OI, LOSTY, WANNA PLAY SOME C.O.D. BLACK OPS 2 WITH ME?!?! I UPLOADED UR PROFILE ON THE XBOX SO U WONT HAV TA PLAY AS A GUEST ANYMORE!

Losty: OK SILVIA AND THX I'LL BE RIGHT THERE! *runs to game room*

Time skip brought to u by Losty da pie lord~

(i really do luv pie, especially chocolate cream pie topped with whip cream chocolate chips and hot fudge, WELL AIN'T DAT HEALTHY MEAL?!?! XD)

(me)Losty: NE, SILVIA WHY DID U TAKE MY PIE >:(

Silvia: U ATE DA LAST PIECE OF CAKE, MY CHOCOLATE FUDGE CAKE, I'M JUST GETTING EVEN *puts Losty's pie on the kitchen counter then tackles Losty*

Losty: GRRRR GET OFF ME *starts screaming really loud to annoy Silvia*

Alina, Lara, and Jinx: *watch them argue from safe distance and trys not to laugh*

Losty: *grabs Silvia's hair and pulls it as hard as possible without ripping it out*

Silvia: OW CRAP LOSTY WTF UR GONNA PAY FOR DAT *pulls Losty's hair just as hard*

Losty: OW GRRRRR *shapeshifts into a white wolf and bites Silvia's hand and has lockjaw*

Silvia: OMFGJAVLABLOODYHELVITAYMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOP!!!!!!!! *tries to pull hand out of Losty's mouth* LOSTY I GIVE UP J-JUST GIVE ME MY FREAKING HAND BACK >~<

Losty: *lets go of Silvia's hand and pushes her off then quickly runs to where Silvia set down da pie* HAHA U CAN'T BEAT ME DEMON LADY I AM DE PIE LORD AND I AM VICTORIOUS MUAHAHHHAHAHA *starts eating pie*

Silvia: *wound on hand slowly heals* dang it Losty why u hav ta bite me

Losty: cause i can and it was litterally like m only option at the moment, also LARA ATE UR CAKE NOT ME SHE TOLD ME NOT TO TELL U CAUSE SHE WOULD TAKE MY PIE, BUT IT TO LATE CAUSE I JUST ATE MY PIE SO SHE CAN'T DO ANYTHIN TO MY PRECIOUS PIE NOW MUAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHA *smiles evily and looks in Lara's direction then back at a furious looking Silvia*

Lara: oh c-crap DANG IT LOSTY *runs away*

Silvia: LARA GET UR CAKE STEALIN NO GOOD FILTHY MOUTH OVR HEAR GRRRRRR *goes into demon form and runs after Lara*

Alina and Jinx and Losty: *watches Silvia chase Lara in circles around the kitchen*

Losty: lol i think all chu readers out there hav seen enough random shiz for today, OH AND I HAV SOME FRIENDS I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE TA U, but they not gonna be here for like a few more days though, WELL DATS ALL FOR NOW SO SYONARA PEOPLE OF DE WATTPAD :3

(In the year 2016 a long time after I made this story, I go back and read it realizing how much of and idiot I was and how bad I was at art)

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